certified mess™

i’m back in the FUCKING building again

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[super-metroid]

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

[the-trans-exo]

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[redstonedust]

to be honest even if vaccines did cause autism i would rather live in a world where everyone is vaccinated and some of those people have autism than an unvaccinated autismless world. like ok whatever. would you rather have autism or polio. autism or measels. idk about yall but im choosing autism every time. its not even a hard choice.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

this album was probably the nail in the coffin for the gaylors

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[segamascott]

[calware]

[calware]

a while ago i saw a video about a woman who was really happy because she had been using an artificial voice box for years but recently used generative AI with older recordings of herself to recreate her original voice and she was able to tell her son "i love you" for the first time in her own voice and people were commenting "this is bad though because it's AI"

[calware]

[nyanakin]

the type of ship i fuck with the most

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[narcissistcookbook]

nothing makes me feel dumber than being introduced to a boardgame with more than three rules

[yeenmaid]

I fucking hate the United States moodboard

[ikimaru]

"mirror mirror on my phone, who's the baddest?

✨ us, hello? ✨"

[banned-from-r-slash-dnp]

This moment from What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 2 would get Dan banned from r/danandphil for implying that Dan and Phil might have sex with each other.

(submitted by @wdapteo)

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[buttercupbi]

text generator post

[melonflavored]

Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling