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Occasional writer and/or freak on main Feel free to ask me questions! Phoenix (20+) He/She/They

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Hi! I'm Phoenix, you may know me as CozyScientist on ao3 and now on bluesky too

Requests are temporarily closed but any HCs you want to talk to me about or any questions about my fics, characters or AUs are always welcome!

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rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[icariancowboy]

tfw when the dreadlord is gone and the nerada stone is removed but the abyss he left inside u still remains

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Messages I have subjected my friends to, wholesome version

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I love the accepted head canon for so many ppl is hes tatted up under his cloths. Corbeau thinks he’s the dangerous one in the relationship? NOPE hes the prey cause the second we saw a glimpse of his tattoos slip from under his sleeve or peak from his collar. It was ON. Man has never felt that scared for his safety. He knew he was being stared at like a piece of meat. Once I get my hands on him no one will be able to tell the difference from his tattoos or bruises/bite marks. *insert meme of cat eyes dilated*

Oh ABSOLUTELY, they can't give us a yakuza man and expect us to not ink him up <- my tattoo design for him probably got me placed in some sort of watchlist. I went way too deep in the research of yakuza tattoos for the man and then didnt know how to incorporate most of it so I just went with the most basic design ever. I'll do a more elaborate one eventually lmao

Also fun fact very colourful tattoos make the skin a slightly softer texture, you can sometimes tell them apart blindly because of that. Something something, tracing them with your lips and only being able to tell them apart from the bruises because of it <3

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Imagine:

Corbeau buying Grisham clothes that accentuate his slutty little waist

The man is obvious he’s not even trying to pretend like he just happened to buy the clothes no he wants to SEE 👏 THAT 👏 WAIST👏

Low rise jeans, tight slacks, skin tight tank tops etc

Maybe even waist jewelry

Of course he wouldn’t push Grish to wear any of it in public, but when they’re in the safety of their home who can blame Corbeau for wanting to spoil his partner with some clothes and lust?

Nghhh ohmygod yes please. PLEASE.

Listen, Corbeau deserves a booktok boyfriend moment where he takes Grisham to a fancy ass store and just dresses him again and again in the finest, sluttiest clothes he can find. And then they bang in the changing room.

He ALSO deserves to doll Grisham up and take him to a fancy event on his arm, showing off exactly how hot his man is with waist cutouts and jewellery.

I do think Grisham would absolutely enjoy doing it though, part of him might still want to cling to his anonymity and temporarily dye the white in his hair. Which could lead to the absolutely priceless situation of people thinking that Corbeau's sexy redheaded boytoy is not Grisham but someone else entirely.

With the way he carries himself, the impeccable manners, the fact that he knows which fork to use for what in fine dining, the way he dresses, how his hair falls loose over his face in luscious waves? That's some aristocrat brat that Corbeau is with for status. We all know his heart belongs to the simple, gentle barista from Nouveau Café. The one who's struggling to make ends meet, who probably never even touched a silken suit in his life.

I have an AU with @wegotfoodathome that follows a similar line to this I should probably do something with it one of these days lmao

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muah! 💞

Muah muah!! Endless kisses!! <3

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Virgin killer sweater Grisham.. 🥹🥹 kinda rushed sorryy 😢😢😢

Corbeau coming soon😛😛

Low quality corbin reaction image 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

OH MY GOD

Nghhhhskdgfhkjdhfkjs ohmygod Gwisham I'm gonna AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sammy your art always cooks so hard it leaves me speechless oh my god, Corbeau is representing me spiritually. Live Corbeau reaction but its also me. Good lord, if that were my man nothing would ever be achieved I'd be attached to him 24/7 like a koala, jesus christ. Good lord. What a man.

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shadow quiz is about to go crazy

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Based on the earlier brooding ask, Philippe would have a major breeding kink

Oh 100% he would, and it would make him completely feral. He doesn’t know what draws him in more, the idea of having such a deep claim to you or the idea of it bringing a whole future you’ll have together. He would also be all over you during the pregnancy, he would not be able to resist you for one second.

I think Grisham would also have a major breeding kink but have some issues with it and not want to admit it to you. On the other hand, UNHINGED Grisham from any of my… many unhinged Grisham AUs, would babytrap you in a heartbeat. It was his plan the second he laid eyes on you.

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Not me looking through the Grisham tag on ao3, seeing “Of Love and Payback” and thinking “damn thats such a cool title” without remembering that it’s mine🫶

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Sorry just the thought of Corbeau crying from feelings cause hes bottoming to Grisham and you for the first time after thinking you left him to be alone. *runs away*

Nghhhh my hand slipped

Corbeau x Grisham x Reader Smut | Minors DNI | Short and sweet just like Corbeau CW: Dacry, stomach bulges (sorry y'all I went insane)

Corbeau looked beautiful when he fell apart.

Hair falling dishevelled over his face, the perfectly polished image he always kept coming completely undone. Looking at you with eyes of molten gold filled with need and desire, barely able to keep himself braced on his forearms as Grisham fucked him so deeply, buried to the hilt inside him.

But still, he was doing his best to stay coherent. His face buried between your legs, your slick glistening over his lips and chin, barely coherent enough to do a good job but still so desperate for you. For your taste, for your presence.

Dragging his tongue up and down over your folds like he thought he'd never get to have this again, moaning and whimpering right against your core, making you buck your hips up into his touch.

"Good boy, Beau. There you go." Grisham purred, his hand coming to rest on Corbeau's stomach, to trace the bulging outline of his cock, pressing down on it with a satisfied hum. "You take me so well."

Corbeau whimpered again, digging his fingers harder into your thighs, the praise clearly getting to him. He rolled his hips back to meet Grisham's thrusts, lips closing around your clit and sucking with a desperate little cry.

"I love you." He whispered right against your core, lips brushing your clit with every word. "I love you, I thought I was gonna lose you, I- ah-"

Grisham leaned closer over him, bottoming out as he ran his hands over Corbeau's stomach, then up to his shoulders, pressing a soothing kiss on the back of his neck.

You reached down to cup his cheek, guiding him to look up and meet your eyes just as his own filled with tears.

"Oh my sweet Beau..." You purred, wiping the first tear as it fell. Grisham pressed a kiss behind his ear, whispering something you didn't quite catch but that made another tear fall from Corbeau's eyes. "We would never leave you behind."

"You have no idea how much you're loved, do you?" Grisham said to him, a little louder now, and the tiniest sob left Corbeau's chest. "Our sweet Beau..."

"Please-"

You shushed him, tilting his face up to press a kiss against his lips, tasting your own release on them.

"We love you, Beau."

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Philippe and Grisham both seem like they'd both get broody.

Not the angsty "alpha male" brooding but "hatch an egg like a bird" broody.

Hand either of these men a baby and they are going to find somewhere cozy, sit down and just snuggle the baby.

If these men had feathers, they'd be puffed up they're so cozy.

(I have chickens and one of my hens is broody. I love her but she's being a massive bitch rn. I'd let her actually brood but whenever she leaves to get food/water, she goes back into a different nesting box so no eggs for her.)

THEY WOULD, listen they'd get babyfever too. These men are just made to be dilfs. Dilfs waiting to happen, if you will.

They'd be so excited to have a little one with them, hold them so close and pretend for a moment that its their baby. If you try to take the baby away, they will get depressed. Impossibly so. Philippe would be laying down staring at the ceiling and being incredibly sad about how he just realised how badly he wants a baby and he doesnt have one :(((

Grisham might genuinely cry a little. He'd hide it from you because he doesn't want you to interpret it wrong and feel pressured, but he'd absolutely be quietly crying into his pillow and grappling with how much he wants a family and how he doesn't feel like he deserves one.

Bonus: Corbeau would definitely do it too. Listen the man loves kids, he went insane the second he saw Ansha. He was this close to straight up stealing her, he needs to be a dad or else he'll die. He'd possibly be the most likely candidate to just yoink a child off the streets. Surprise adoption. He was homeless once, he ain't letting that happen when there is a perfectly good dad right there (himself). He'd likely end up with a gaggle of adoptive children batman style.

Also, questionable breeding kink flavoured bonus?

I need them to hug the reader from behind, resting their hands over their stomach and whispering about how pretty they'd look all swollen with their baby, kissing up their neck and all but begging to let them have this. To think of how happy you'd be as a family, that they'd be such good fathers, take such good care of you.

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Very stupid idea but: Corbeau making a joke about jacking off into Grisham's coffee cup like "some milk to go with your coffee" and Grisham turns it into an hour-long digression on the effect milk has on the flavor of different roasts and the optimal amount to strike The Perfect Balance™️ and Corbeau's standing there the entire time not sure if he's in love or regretting his life choices

FJDHKJSDHFKJSDHKFJH OH MY GOD Corbeau keeps trying to sneak in a dirty joke or two but Grisham is absolutely not getting sidetracked. Corbeau signed up for this lecture, be it intentionally or not, and so he WILL sit through to the end of it.

Plus, Grisham’s eyes are lighting up so much as he talks about how different beans need to rest at different times to react with the milk correctly and how latte art relates to the milk percentage. And now Corbeau is just nodding along (he stopped paying attention half an hour ago) as Grisham is going way too in deep about how the cup actually reacts with the coffee too just like how the carbonated acid in soda reacts to paper straws because the irregularities in it carry oxygen particles, which causes a reaction-

At some point he just gives up, calls Grisham a nerd and lays his head on his lap to continue listening to the lecture very intently from the land of snork mimimi. He has nightmares about coffee reacting poorly with a paper cup and affecting the taste negatively.

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