ButteredLions

Lion, any pronouns, I simp for fictional characters, and I REALLY like lions

[everything-but-the-not-natural]

@catscraftsandcommentary @0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @awitcheress @thequeeninyellowlace

[catscraftsandcommentary]

Doesn't sound any different than normal.

[dzindzey]

He went and confidently stole him

[0dde11eth]

[0dde11eth]

Do they return the shopping cart?

Geralt: didnt use one (it's a weird pride thing carrying all his items)

Jaskier: no (gets excited to bring stuff home to show off to geralt and forgets)

Eskel: yes (my sweet baby boy)

Lambert: steals the cart. His garage is full of them

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: you know a Z is just a sideways N

Geralt: go to sleep

Jaskier: Zo

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: *eating*

Geralt: what's that in your mouth!?

Jaskier: *eating faster*

[jasper-the-bard]

🎶WATCH THAT WITCHER WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRMMMM🎶

(Inspiration: https://www.tumblr.com/penny-anna/678643103311249408/in-kaer-morhen-jaskier-drunk-to-the-tune-of)

*in kaer morhen* Jaskier, drunk, to the tune of Burn Butcher Burn: WORM WITCHER WORRRM Geralt, also drunk: *frantically doing the worm*

(Original art: https://www.tumblr.com/fandom-junk-drawer/679794751815417856/white-spirit-of-darkness-i-got-you-bestie)

@white-spirit-of-darkness I got you, bestie!

If I have to have this image stuck in my head, so do the rest of you! Enjoy these two idiots.

Credit to both, but especially to @fandom-junk-drawer , who actually made the art I animated)

[clown-of-rivia]

What Jaskier goes to Kaer Morhen AU is this

[pickleforstony]

POV: Jaskier convincing Geralt wearing cat cone is not a shameful thing

Cat!Geralt series

(1)

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Reading Roses and Champagne and constantly having to endure the enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to gets shot to enemies to lovers to someone else gets shot to enemies to lovers to- JUST FUCK

[0dde11eth]

[pickleforstony]

I once loved a man who was all lips and hands

I don't believe the pretty little things that you say

pretty little things wilt away

[0dde11eth]

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: do you take constructive criticism

Jaskier: not without crying

[buttercuplions]

@c0ffeetrees me

[thelostgirl21]

You know, when you realize how - being a prince growing up sheltered at court and all - it’s highly unlikely that Radovid’s parents would ever have told him something along the lines of:

 “No, son.  You must learn to stop staring at boys like they’re a snack that you’d gladly wish you could swallow whole.  That could make them feel uncomfortable and like they are being objectified.  I know we condescendingly call everyone that’s "not us" our "subjects", but they are full-fledged individuals, and not something for you to play with.  So, please, try keeping your interest in them more subtle.”

His intuitive, genuine response to meeting Jaskier for the first time makes even more sense!

And look, now that I think about it, it's not really surprising that he didn't mind if things got a bit cold and humid on that cabin’s floor!  As long as the food was phenomenal, he felt right at home!

[thedemonofcat]

One year, as a prank on Geralt, everyone at Kaer Morhen decided to play a game they called "Pass the Bard."

The game starts in spring when one person has to locate Jaskier before Geralt does. They then travel with Jaskier until they encounter another witcher, whom they pass the Bard to.

The objective is to keep Jaskier away from Geralt for as long as possible.

[thedemonofcat]

Modern Au: inspired by The Great witcher bake off

Alone one afternoon, Jaskier bakes a cake for his boyfriend, Geralt. There is just one problem: Jaskier has never baked a day in his life.

After failing at baking the cake, Jaskier proceeded to have an ongoing breakdown. Until somehow, a cake magically appeared.

Well, not magic; Geralt had come home and saw Jaskier crying on the floor and the mess of the kitchen. Then Geralt proceeds to go to the store to buy a cake and secretly places it back in the kitchen for Jaskier to find and think that he was successful in cake-making