Buttered Popcorn

Lesbian cryptid

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Possibly my favorite ao3 tag ever

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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yall stop it Aaron must have SUCH Mysterious Enigma energy once he's a neurosurgeon like,,, Exy isn't THAT popular for the general public so slowly Finding Out about him must be wild like

"Oh Dr. Minyard? He was a college athlete. Yeah, won championships a few times."

"Oh Dr. Minyard? Yeah he was on trial for murder. No, no he definitely did it, the trial was to determine if it was justified."

"Oh Dr. Minyard? He speaks fluent German. We don't know why."

"Oh Dr. Minyard? Has a twin brother who is a professional athlete. Yeah he won an Olympic gold medal recently, that's why Dr. Minyard took all those vacation days."

"Oh Dr. Minyard? He's five feet tall."

He's like the love interest of some medical drama or something except his relationship is already established so instead people just whisper about him with no outlet for the way he makes them go a lil bit feral

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Tampons >> pads

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Yes doing things with friends is fun but sometimes I have a really great time just going about my day by myself. Like, going thrifting or book shopping with people is rlly fun but it’s a different, chiller vibe if you go alone and sometimes that’s what you need🙂‍↕️

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My sweet treat of choice will always be some sort of beverage

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Safari is also mainly ao3

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Banger batfam fanfic tim centric Podfic available you’re welcome🙂‍↕️

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“Psst” is my “yo”

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PSA: crying while doing Calculus homework just makes it harder to see the homework hence making it harder🤗

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If there’s one thing you need to know about me it’s that I don’t capitalize god but I do capitalize Halloween

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“It’s God’s plan-” SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP

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I get everywhere early bc whit if there’s a fruit stand in the way to my location with bomb ass peaches

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Yearning hits different when you’re yearning for someone specific instead of just yearning for love in general

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“I need you here so bad rn” I’M CRUMBLING I WOSH IC OULD MY LOVE

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Hello:) I’ve been trying to learn how to write poetry so here’s my first attempt! Constructive criticism is welcome!!

It is in what they call grotesque that I find most my happiness

In death I find the most beauty

what they call creepy I find most fascinating

A walk in the woods

The discovery of a deceased animal

They would walk past

Not think twice

I would like to sit next to it

Stay until the sun goes home and the stars awake

Then return each following day

To watch the glamour in decomposition

The sustaining of present life through the death of previous

And once the vultures and maggots have had their fill

collect the bones

so they might find a second life

and sit in reverence with the other findings on my bookshelf

I don’t think everything happens for a reason

I think things simply happen because they can’t not happen

I don’t believe there are gods

But when you sit here with me

And you run your fingers through my hair

And I trace the veins in your hands

I think there must be a reason

There must be someone or thing pulling strings

Because not even nature

Could create something as beautiful as you

Animals die

It is grotesque

It is ugly

It is creepy

But I hope to die with my face buried in the crook of your neck

For that is where I will find my happiness

My religion

And as the skin peels off my bones

I hope you watch

As the maggots crawl over my muscle and the vultures pick at my limbs

Until I am nothing but bone

I hope you collect my ribs

And they find a place on your shelf

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I’m smitten