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Biterness?

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After being greatly wronged, you seek out the Goddess of Vengeance to give you advice in your quest for retribution. When people told you tales of Her, you always imagined a powerful warrior, sitting atop a throne made from the skulls of Her enemies. Instead, you discover a kindly old woman tending to a garden outside of a cozy cottage in a peaceful meadow.

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"Haven't you heard? My cupcakes are to die for!"

Im torn

Because some people on here are smart

But then there are people who get history wrong

And I get it. Not everyone has been completely fascinated by Roman history.

But please dont tell me the Romans just enslaved black people, or that only black people got enslaved in history.

The romans had GERMAN/GREEK/GALLIC/BRITISH slaves, they also placed a lot of value on whether you could learn Greek, so yeah, history.

#History lesson #getitrightfolks #historyishardbutworthit

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An opinion being popular doesn’t make it right

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A fact being popular doesn't make it right, it just makes it a fact.

#Reblog

DAMN GURL ARE YOU ON FIRE?

Cuz your pants started smoking after I asked if you were cheating.

Damn girl are you a pool?

Cuz I wanna jump with in with some shorts on.

Damn boy are you Chris?

Cuz ive seen you in a Marvel movie set.

Damn guy are you hot?

Cuz you sweating, and id like your jacket.

EDIT: Moar TAGS

#bad pickup lines #are these bad enough #i tried #dont judge me #pick up lines #dont use these #or do i cant #make you do something #especially dont use the first one #seriously #im not lying #dont use it its just for fun #its not even a pickup line #its whatever the reverse is #a drop-down line?

UNPOPULAR OPINION

Avengers: Endgame, should be in VR, so we can watch everyone die in glorius 1080p, and then proceed to kill ourselves.

#Avengers #avengersendgame #vr #movie #itsmyopinionbitches #youcanttellmeno #imgonnabesosad

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A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

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No fuck u I like my freedom of shitposting nsfw smut speach thank you very much so take your communist propaganda elsewhere motherfucker

Want some drugs

#memes #want-some-drugs

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A recent disturbing event has left you with something stalking you. You see it lurking occasionally, getting closer all the time. Now that you know the nature of the thing, you know that your life is in danger. Desperate, you turn to the internet in hopes that someone will help you. Unfortunately, rather than advice, you’re met with a tirade of unenthusiastic replies complaining about your “creepypasta’s” lack of originality.

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Copy // Paste:

You ______ went into a haunted house the woods the entrance to a cave back and back and back and back again watched a creepy children’s show that no one else remembers played the same video game for hours until it started speaking to you

You ______ went looking on the internet, so this is all your fault, to start with were a child when it happened more than old enough to have known better heard the rumors knew them to be true and did not want

The worst thing about your trauma is that it isn’t even original

You ______ found a photo in your mailbox saw someone squatting in the corner heard someone breathing funny on the other end of the line smelt blood blood like burnt copper in the back of your throat like vomit you hadn’t stopped screaming until then

It ______ had a featureless white face a smile slit from ear to ear with gleaming teeth painted red, still dripping skin flayed apart like leather loped along on three limbs, hair matted, stinking of rotting meat gracefully, limbs moving like a manikin’s stood unnaturally tall and slender, and you did not dare approach it appeared for a single frame in three hours of raw footage knew your name was covered head to toe in blood a corrupted jpeg gone completely the next time you tried to find it a monster was a man

The worst thing about your trauma is that they don’t believe it even then

You ______ have to retell the story, until you sound convincing relive the fear the sickening shudder of terror in exhaustive, gratuitous detail the way you felt when it looked at you whatever you did to survive be horrific, horrify them, let the lie awake nights contemplating make it about the monster be the perfect victim for this story are nothing special, otherwise out of the ordinary they haven’t heard a dozen times before

It’s ______ finally over all cheap chills and gore and guts an edgy, overused cliche a monster unworthy of mythology right outside your house, face pressed against the window howling obscenities at the moon whispering through the door right behind you in the mirror still circulating the internet still down there, in the caves the woods the cove the abandoned sanitarium behind the basement door

The worst thing about your trauma is that it happens again and again

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Fucking superb

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This is beautiful. Thank you for doing this prompt @sadoeuphemist

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Shia Surprise

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You were cursed to die a thousand deaths. Over the years, you have gotten creative with your suicides.

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A three man-three month trickshot... sabotaging that plane, derailong this train, planting the rolling car. It gets weird when you get put in jail for killing yourself. Multiple times. Especially when they put you in your cell in a body bag. But everything was timed perfectly, right after a gang drug bust. Business as usual, trading for certain items. Proving yourself here, serving him there, occasionally breaking up fights. But today, its time. Time to bust the joint open lke a gun safe. Woth a nod to some guy across the room, a fight starts. Some food, a tray or two. But then fists, everywhere. When the men in blue tried to stop it? Open rebellion from everyone. Naturally lost in the chaos, you grabbed a guards uniform, and tried to get out, closing the door in the process. After a quick call for help, another guard mentions its end of the day for the previous owner of the suit. Clocking out, then walking right out the front door. Its 5:56 according to your watch... almost too late. Quickly jogging to the tracks which were ridiculously close, you ran in front of the 6 O' clock freight train. Another notch done. Only 874 deaths left on your bucket list.

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You were intending to make a simple grocery run, but an unexpected nuclear attack to a nearby city leaves you and the other store occupants locked in for your protection. Weeks later, what does life on aisle nine look like for you?

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Clean up duty. Again. Another day of the same lame joke followed by actual disgusting stomach contents

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Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.

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God I wish I knew what this meant

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I wish to God i fucking didnt.

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I just saw this on pinterest too

People wonder why you seem to be either atheist or christian and that both hate each other, but this kind of name throwing in youtube comments is just disgusting, im destroyed thinking that my fellow Americans would regard each other in this manner.