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Tim: I had a crush on someone once and I didn't know what to do so I filled her locked with heart confetti.  Stephanie: Wow. Stephanie: That's really strange cause once I found my locker filled with hearty shaped confetti - wait Tim: Huh what a coincidence I need to go water my dog. 

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Stephanie: what's going on with them? Tim: Bruce is having a midlife crisis and Dick is just having a crisis

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Dick: Its beautiful outside this morning Tim: It's 2AM Dick: It's beautiful outside Damian: We're indoors. Dick: Its beautiful Jason: It's storming Dick: It's- Bruce: Its official Chum you have a concussion

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Dick: Where the hell is Damian? Jason: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted? Tim: Should I look outside for a pointy hat?

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Jason: clicks pen Tim: clicks pen in response Dick: Stop that. Jason: Stop what? Dick: You're talking about me in Morse code! Tim: Yes big bird, that's what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! Later Jason & Tim: That's exactly what we were doing.

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Stephanie: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Dick: IT. Damian: Annabelle. Tim: Paranormal Activity. Jason: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words. 

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Tim: Tomorrow's garbage day. Jason:  Can't believe they dedicated a whole day to you replacement.

Tim: well it was yours originally, I was just occupying it until you came back.

Jason: well the day was-

Bruce: boys be nice to each other, all I can ask for is one breakfast without an argument.

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Dick: Babybird are you talking to your self? Tim: Yes. Tim: It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this house till B gets back. Dick: What- HEY!

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Barbra: Let's have a coffee break, fifteen Later Barbra: I meant fifteen minutes not fifteen coffees Tim: vibrating Then say that next time

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Dick: I have a plan that relies on you Tim Tim: half asleep thumbs up Jason: I think we you should rethink this plan

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Tim: I did a bad thing Damian: Does it involve me? Tim: No  but I- Damian: Then suffer in silence. 

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Jason: so you're telling me if I say 'Have a nice day' it's totally acceptable but if I say 'enjoy your next 24 hours' its ominous and sounds threatening 

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Damian: I lied to father once Tim: Only once? Damian: Tt fine I only got caught once 

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Dick: Today we're gathered here because- Jason: Somebody couldn't stay alive Damian: Tt Tim: Wait I am supposed to be in that coffin? Stephanie: I'm taking a wild guess and gonna say yes

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Alfred: And what's the main rule we have? Jason & Damian: Don't dare Dick to do stupid stuff. Alfred: And why's that? Dick: with his head stuck between two stair rails because I have no regard for my personal well being.

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Marinette: You often use humour to deflect trauma

Tim: Thank you Marinette: I didn't say that was a good thing

Tim: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny Dick: Truth or dare? Marinette: Truth Dick: How many hours of sleep have you had this week?

Marinette: Dare Dick: Go to bed Marinette: I don't like this game Tim: Agreed

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Jason: Takes a swig from a flask, hey do you want some of this?

Marinette: sure

Marinette: Is this tea? Why Jason? Jason: Did you really think I was going to give you booze? Dick: I saw the most gorgeous thing yesterday?

Marinette: How I was out of town yesterday?

Dick: well you see um…