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Marinette: You often use humour to deflect trauma

Tim: Thank you Marinette: I didn't say that was a good thing

Tim: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny Dick: Truth or dare? Marinette: Truth Dick: How many hours of sleep have you had this week?

Marinette: Dare Dick: Go to bed Marinette: I don't like this game Tim: Agreed

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Jason: Takes a swig from a flask, hey do you want some of this?

Marinette: sure

Marinette: Is this tea? Why Jason? Jason: Did you really think I was going to give you booze? Dick: I saw the most gorgeous thing yesterday?

Marinette: How I was out of town yesterday?

Dick: well you see um…

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Damian: Where's Drake's room?  Jason: He doesn't have one. No use for it. Steph: I heard he sleeps upside down in the batcave! like a real bat Marinette: I think I saw him sleeping on top of the fridge, but it was like 4am so I can't remember  Dick: what if he's had so much caffeine he's mutated and no longer requires sleep! Bruce: What! No, he sleeps in this room... Opens door to an empty room Tim: Good morning! For the record, none of you are correct I'll be in the cave. Marinette: He does know its 2 in the afternoon, right. Jason: Apparently not

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Bruce: You're right.  Batfamily:  Complete silence Jason: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it? Marinette: Shush, enjoy the achievement Jason: This counts as an achievement?! Tim: It does now Damian: How did Todd and Dupain Cheng be the ones to get him to say that? Dick: No idea, didn't think it was possibly honestly

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Jason: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Marinette: We lost Tim!! Jason: Exactly, a 100% successful trip.

Tim: What's the time? Jason: Hold on, let me get the trumpet... Tim: Get the wha- Jason:  Plays a loud off-key note Marinette: From upstairs  WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 4 IN THE MORNING?! Jason: It's 4am :)

Bruce:  Wearing dark grey Damian: I see you're breaking out the spring colours father

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Bruce: Using a scale from 1-10 how badly did you mess up? Marinette: lifts up 1 finger  Bruce: That's not that bad then Dick and Tim: Popping out of nowhere making two 0's with there fingers Bruce:... what... what did you do?

Marinette: Hi, it's me Marinette!  Marinette:I'm not dead!  Marinette: Which is a surprise considering how many people went coffin shopping for me yesterday, preemptively incase I did die, but I didn't! So suck on that! Dick: I said I was sorry. Jason: No kind of sorry can undo this

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Marinette: So who wants to go shopping? Tim: Bean none of us have any money Dick: We're also grounded Jason: Ignore them, pixie what are we going shopping for? Marinette: I was thinking for leather to make us all matching jackets  Damian: Where did you get money from? Marinette: Umm 10 minutes ago Bruce: Pick a card. Any card. Closes his eyes Marinette: Okay! Grabs a card Bruce:  Opens eyes, notices Marinette's gone Bruce: 'Any card' didn't include my credit card! Marinette get back here!! Marinette: So we might need to leave like now

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Marinette: I started seeing someone. Damian: Slightly jealous, as in dating or hallucinations? Marinette: Innocently which would you prefer? Damian: Either seeing as it far from important  Marinette: If you say so  Later Jason: Did it work? Do you have demon spawn wrapped around your finger? Marinette: Shaking her head, nope he didn't even care Jason: I have an idea  Marinette: What is it?  Jason: Replacement, get over here! Tim: Pops out of nowhere with coffee, what?  Jason: As of now your dating pixie Marinette & Tim: WHAT?! Tim: Why? No offence but why? Marinette: None taken, now why? Jason: We have to get a certain demon jealous 

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Damian: The power went out in the entire manor Little Marinette: Don't worry, I got this! Damian: Don't even think about it Little Marinette: Stomps and shoes light up Jason: Pats Marinette on the head, and this is why your my favourite. Damian: On the phone with Marinette, turn around Damian: No, the other way Damian: Again, the other way Damian: Okay, one more time Marinette: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?! Damian: I have yet to arrive, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me 

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Marinette: when have I done anything rash or irresponsible? Bruce: I keep a list. It's alphabetised Bruce: It’s also 34 pages, double sided in size 10 Times New Roman font 

Alfred: What were you not supposed to do? Marinette: Leave Dick alone in the kitchen with the new microwave Alfred: And what did you do? Marinette: Leave Dick alone in the kitchen with the new microwave Alfred: And why do we not do that? Marinette: Because he'll put things in the new microwave to see if they'll explode Dick: In my defence, the tin foil looked really really cool! Like a little lightning storm Alfred: You almost started a fire! Dick: I almost became dead yesterday Damian: muttering under his breath, thats nothing new Grayson Dick: I heard that! 

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Dick: Angrily walking up to Jason. You were supposed to cover for me with the scratches I got on Bruce's Ferrari! He just threatened to ground me. I am a whole, grown man! Dick: I was counting on you!!! Jason: Well, that's your fault. I've carefully cultivated a persona that screams 'you're on your own!' Dick: Is this just because I ate your leftover burger?! Jason: Theres such a thing known as karma Marinette: I told you not to eat it Jason: see this is why I would cover for Marinette 

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Tim: All we need is a ruse.  Jason: You had me at 'ruse'.  Tim: That was the last thing I said.  Dick: Good thing you said it. Marinette: What are we talking about? I wasn't listening till Tim said  'ruse'.

Marinette: Guys... The important thing is not who won or lost, this is just a game just for fun.  Jason: Uno. Marinette: It is on!

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Dick: I'm a confident adult. Nothing can bring me down. Two minutes later Dick: Crying Bruce, Marinette called be a man child! Jason: B, can you lend me some money? Bruce: Taking out his wallet, sure, how much? Little Marinette: $100, I'm charging $1 for every bad word. Bruce: Did he say 100 bad words? Dick, I told you to keep an eye on your siblings! Jason: Takes a bite amazing. Dick: My curry? Marinette: Nope, our patience for your cooking skills.'

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Little Marinette: I will kill you with the power of friendship! Robber: she’s kind of cute  Little Marinette: And also this gun I took from Jay Jay! Robber: forget what I said run Jason: Proudly explaining  you told us to 'Take care of it'.  Bruce: On the verge of of breaking his morals, I didn't say destroy the whole city! Marinette: Crossing her arms then you should've been specific.

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Marinette: Solving a crossword puzzle what's a 9-letter word for betrayal Jason: Treachery  Damian: R J Grayson Dick: Hey! Marinette: It actually fits Damian: See Grayson your useful

Dick: Where have you been? We've been looking for you Marinette: I took a 7 hour nap Jason: I'm pretty sure that's called sleeping Marinette: Same thing

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Marinette: Are you flirting with me? Tim: have been for three years now but thanks for noticing Marinette: I told you to be nice  Damian: I was Marinette: you threatened Adrien with a knife!! Damian: but I didn't stab him Marinette: And what do I get out of this? Jason: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Marinette: Check, check, and check...but I'm not too sure about that last one. Jason: Oh, don't worry pix, it won't be you. Marinette: I'll grab my coat.

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Dick: How was therapy? Marinette: I think I may or may not have broken my therapist also if I didn't she might think I'm crazy.  Jason: Who did you go see Dinah? Marinette: Yep who else is a superhero therapist? Jason: True, she probably more surprised about how your a bat Marinette: Yeah she kinda froze when I told her Bruce Wayne was my father Dick: So should I book another session? Marinette: No, thank you Dick: You do realise using your manners isn't getting you out of this right Marinette: Well I tried

Batman: We can do this the easy way, points to Nightwing, who smiles and waves. Or the hard way. Point's to a scowling Robin, with two katanas. Riddler: The medium way? Batman: Fine. Ladybug:  Walks in in holding a red spotted object.