MEEEHHHMMMM…. BUTTERS GAVE ME A HICKEY

Just Butters Stotch here! Decided to get a blog so I can say whatever the HECK I want without my parents knowing

[goddamnitkevin-blog]

EVERYONE PROMO ME

[askprofessorchaos]

GO LOOK AT KEVIN.

[quiet-little-mountain-town]

[･゜ﾟ･*☆]

[mirrorarcana]

Ze mole in Stans jacket because why not

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"You killed somebody?"

"I didn’t mean to!" Clyde put his hands on his head, breathing frantically, "I swear to god Butters I just lost it—" his eyes darted to the body of the person next to him.

[butterschaos]

"What do you mean you just lost it?! You killed someone Clyde! What do we do?!"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I don’t know! Fuck I blacked out, oh god, Butters help!" Clyde moved his hands over his face inhaling and exhaling shakily.

[butterschaos]

"stay calm first of all, now think, where do you hide a body? Cause that seems to be our only choice right now."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I can’t stay calm! Ugh I…" Clyde dropped his hands, looking about ready to cry, "I read something on the internet. If you bury it 6 feet under the body of a dead dog…the cops won’t find it?"

[butterschaos]

"We might as well try that. Do you have a dead dog?"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"No? Fuck, man, I’m not killing a dog!"

[butterschaos]

"What do we do? This is your fault! Ugh."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I’m sorry! Jesus man I don’t know what to do!" He hyperventilated slightly, getting down on his knees and turning the guy over on his back and pressing his fingers to his neck, just to double check.

[butterschaos]

"Clyde we might just have to leave him here and run. I don’t see any other way out of this."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"No! No no no they’re gonna know it was me Butters what do I do?!" The teen pulled at his hear, blinking as the tears finally started to trail down his cheeks.

[butterschaos]

"I don't know what to do! Do we just drag the body off and hide it?"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"You killed somebody?"

"I didn’t mean to!" Clyde put his hands on his head, breathing frantically, "I swear to god Butters I just lost it—" his eyes darted to the body of the person next to him.

[butterschaos]

"What do you mean you just lost it?! You killed someone Clyde! What do we do?!"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I don’t know! Fuck I blacked out, oh god, Butters help!" Clyde moved his hands over his face inhaling and exhaling shakily.

[butterschaos]

"stay calm first of all, now think, where do you hide a body? Cause that seems to be our only choice right now."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I can’t stay calm! Ugh I…" Clyde dropped his hands, looking about ready to cry, "I read something on the internet. If you bury it 6 feet under the body of a dead dog…the cops won’t find it?"

[butterschaos]

"We might as well try that. Do you have a dead dog?"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"No? Fuck, man, I’m not killing a dog!"

[butterschaos]

"What do we do? This is your fault! Ugh."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I’m sorry! Jesus man I don’t know what to do!" He hyperventilated slightly, getting down on his knees and turning the guy over on his back and pressing his fingers to his neck, just to double check.

[butterschaos]

"Clyde we might just have to leave him here and run. I don't see any other way out of this."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"You killed somebody?"

"I didn’t mean to!" Clyde put his hands on his head, breathing frantically, "I swear to god Butters I just lost it—" his eyes darted to the body of the person next to him.

[butterschaos]

"What do you mean you just lost it?! You killed someone Clyde! What do we do?!"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I don’t know! Fuck I blacked out, oh god, Butters help!" Clyde moved his hands over his face inhaling and exhaling shakily.

[butterschaos]

"stay calm first of all, now think, where do you hide a body? Cause that seems to be our only choice right now."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I can’t stay calm! Ugh I…" Clyde dropped his hands, looking about ready to cry, "I read something on the internet. If you bury it 6 feet under the body of a dead dog…the cops won’t find it?"

[butterschaos]

"We might as well try that. Do you have a dead dog?"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"No? Fuck, man, I’m not killing a dog!"

[butterschaos]

"What do we do? This is your fault! Ugh."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"You killed somebody?"

"I didn’t mean to!" Clyde put his hands on his head, breathing frantically, "I swear to god Butters I just lost it—" his eyes darted to the body of the person next to him.

[butterschaos]

"What do you mean you just lost it?! You killed someone Clyde! What do we do?!"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I don’t know! Fuck I blacked out, oh god, Butters help!" Clyde moved his hands over his face inhaling and exhaling shakily.

[butterschaos]

"stay calm first of all, now think, where do you hide a body? Cause that seems to be our only choice right now."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I can’t stay calm! Ugh I…" Clyde dropped his hands, looking about ready to cry, "I read something on the internet. If you bury it 6 feet under the body of a dead dog…the cops won’t find it?"

[butterschaos]

"We might as well try that. Do you have a dead dog?"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"You killed somebody?"

"I didn’t mean to!" Clyde put his hands on his head, breathing frantically, "I swear to god Butters I just lost it—" his eyes darted to the body of the person next to him.

[butterschaos]

"What do you mean you just lost it?! You killed someone Clyde! What do we do?!"

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"I don’t know! Fuck I blacked out, oh god, Butters help!" Clyde moved his hands over his face inhaling and exhaling shakily.

[butterschaos]

"stay calm first of all, now think, where do you hide a body? Cause that seems to be our only choice right now."

[tacotuesdayeveryday]

"You killed somebody?"

"I didn’t mean to!" Clyde put his hands on his head, breathing frantically, "I swear to god Butters I just lost it—" his eyes darted to the body of the person next to him.

[butterschaos]

"What do you mean you just lost it?! You killed someone Clyde! What do we do?!"

[mysterionwings-deactivated20140]

(///д///)

As Butters toppled forward, Kenny attempted to keep himself upright but ended falling painfully on his back. He looked up at the blue-eyed boy, smiling. “Hey there, cutie pie. Guess you.. fell for me.”

[butterschaos]

"Aw hamburgers, sorry Kenny!" Butters blushed a bit

[mysterionwings-deactivated20140]

Kenny chuckled, shaking his head. “It’s fine, Butters, jus’.. get offa me so I can sit up a little. Please.” In actuality Butters was actually rather heavy for his size, so he squashed the thinner Kenny a little.

[butterschaos]

Butters got up, getting off of Kenny, "Sorry!"

[rpmememaker]

Send my muse one of the following! (Kissing)

"A kiss on the cheek, perhaps?"

"Come on, kiss my lips!"

"Your lipgloss looks delicious."

"My stomach hurts. Kiss it better?"

"Kiss your prince/princess’s hand."

"You’d better kiss my feet."

"There is nothing funny about being kissed on the hand!"

"Your neck’s really sensitive…"

"Kiss me somewhere dirty."

"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."

"A-ah! Don’t bite there…"

[mysterionwings-deactivated20140]

(///д///)

As Butters toppled forward, Kenny attempted to keep himself upright but ended falling painfully on his back. He looked up at the blue-eyed boy, smiling. “Hey there, cutie pie. Guess you.. fell for me.”

[butterschaos]

"Aw hamburgers, sorry Kenny!" Butters blushed a bit

[mavrofidi]

Send me a ✁ with two names and I'll tell you whom my muse would save.

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[butterschaos]

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[its-tuesday-again]

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