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Café Menu: masterlists for characters.
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this has been in my ask box forever but mainly bc its been marinating in my brain for that long
NY (oc) x China HCs
tag(s): fluff, relationship talk
I mightve mentioned this before but I see them having a general sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship
And I say general because they don't have a name to what they are, nor do they care enough
They don't fall in love perse, but they have times where they crave the others presence and other times where the feelings go dormant
It's very much an adult relationship and they both communicate fairly healthy
Yao tends to ignore her if he's not in the mood to communicate with her, but you can only ignore Miss New York for so long
They both have their toxic traits 🤷♀️
Yao does love to give her little trinkets and toys all the time, showing off what he's made
She gives him a pretty little thing to show off at events (jk they're both hot together)
The [legal] age difference and just different world views is a part of their relationship that has helped it last so long
They both listen to the other and try to understand where they're coming from
When Yao starts to write her off as some young air headed new state, he reminds himself that her more recent upbringing is culminated in her world view
And when she starts to write him off as some old geezer country, she reminds herself just how much history he's seen and how that might change his opinions from her own
When they go out together they're absolutely That Power Couple
NY keeps Yao fashionable and sleek~
The exchange of different cultures is just *chefs kiss*
if you were expecting their historical relationship....you have come to the wrong place.
Imagine dom-ing Ivan and you have a size kink and a thing for shibari bondage, but you're the small one. Its a juicy little thing I like to think about from time to time.
oh im imagining it alright 😪
rating: smut || minors DNI, gn reader
half the time it doesn't even end up very sexual, he just genuinely loves seeing you in rope, coming up with new elaborate patterns each time (thanks tiktok). It may take a good hour to get you all tied up, but you can sit like a good pet, right? Then he finishes and steps back to admire you and that's when he gets hard. He can't help but palm himself at the sight of you tied up, so small and innocent, so...so submissive looking. Sprinkle in some worship because he's going to adore your body, struggling between sitting back and getting himself off at the sight of you or diving right in to pleasure you first and foremost.
Here you’ll find the menu to the World Cafe. Browse everything we offer, build your perfect meal, and relax! A comprehensive masterlist of everything I’ve written on this blog, alphabetized by country name.
“Food Items” don’t necessarily correlate to the countries in order to keep the flow, I’m aware Ancient Germany should be “Germania”, but I wanted all Ancients together. LINKS MAY BE SLOW TO BE ADDED, this is a work in progress!
Use these handy reviews to see what's talked about most at the café, or filter things you don't want to hear about! A comprehensive collection of tags.
My Writing:
individual characters: (mixed ratings, not sfw, fluff, etc)
found by searching "aph [country]" OR "hws [country]" OR "[country human name]"
eg: #aph france OR #hws france OR #francis bonnefoy
grouped characters include:
#aph face family : aph France, America, Canada, and England
#aph beefy boys: aph France, America, Germany, Russia, Turkey, Netherlands, Sweden, and Greece
#aph nordics: aph Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark and Iceland
statetalia: various aph US states
Genres: (note: some genres overlap)
smut (not sfw, MINORS DNI)
fluff
crack (aka memes)
angst
Reblogs:
art tag: #art reblog
writing tag: tbd
disclaimer: this blog is 4 years old, not every post may be tagged correctly, including content warnings, despite my best efforts.
To be honest, either Japan or Canada could win on being the saltiest-closeted-passive-aggressive nations in Hetalia.
OKAY YES 100%
so I think they each have their own ways that they're so salty.
Matthew is salty with his looks. He'll roll his eyes. He'll scowl. He'll immediately make a disgusted face in response to something. Absolutely no filter on his expressions. And no one sees it coming.
Kiku is salty with his words. He prefers to be collected most of the time, so his saltiness comes out in quick verbal jabs. Sometimes if you're not listening you'll miss them. Or sometimes if you're (Alfred) not smart enough, you'll miss them.
i am having Many Thots of ivan having a size kink like if he has a smaller s/o he can't help but think about how tiny they are compared to him and it just makes him 🥴
a/n: you already KNOW i love size kink, figured I'd stretch the writing muscles on this, it isn't much
tags: nsfw, minors DNI, size kink, strength kink, reader skin color & gender not mentioned
"Are you afraid?" He questioned as he over you, one of his heavy and thick arms resting on the wall behind you. Instinctively, you swallowed hard and peered up at him with wide eyes, "No. 'm not."
The way your heart beat against your chest would say otherwise, but you were familiar enough with Ivan to know that you had no real reason to be afraid. Your answer seemed to please him because the tough demeanor he was playing at faded into a sweet smile. Before you could blink, his arms were around you, plucking you from the floor like you were a couple of grapes. The action made you squeak and though you knew he would never drop you, your arms instinctively held onto his broad shoulders.
Even through his soft jacket you could feel his muscles, built and thick from all the years of hard labor he endured. From the outside he looked like a tall mountainous cloud, but you knew underneath it was all solid foundation, that once his clothes were shed he was sturdy and thick. The reminder underneath your hands made your stomach flutter. In contrast, you looked so small in his arms he couldn't help but hold your closer.
His warm breath fanned against the skin of your neck, sending a shiver down your spine. "Ivan..." a quiet pleading of his name told him everything he needed to know, yet he smirked sweetly. "What is it, my sunshine? Tell me what you want. Use your words."
Just to add on to that Quebec ask since I’m Canadian. Quebec has had a kinda long history of wanting to become its own thing from Canada (like the referendum in 1995) so I’m wondering if that could possibly be an interesting thing for Quebec
(Sorry if this isn’t much but I thought it would be cool to mention)
France, trying to decide if he wants to impulsively help yet another country with revolution and betray the country he views as a son:
I think ideally he'd like to help Quebec achieve that goal without war, but like, if it came to it, he'd be fighting Mattie right alongside Quebec.
Alternatively Francis is like the cheerleader and he's just watching Quebec kick ass like:
also, before anyone comes for me, yes i understand the reasons the French helped with the revolution are more complicated than 'hehehehe french man impulse help bc fuc england' but these are the funny little anime characters not the actual nations.
Or imagine cooking with him! He’d be such a good chef and he’d be so good teaching you how to make authentic sauces and traditional dishes, and might playfully sprinkle some flour on you which leads to a flour fight in the kitchen and a huge mess, but you’re both so happy and cleaning it up together is just as fun 😊💞 (Sorry if I spammed you!)
I AM LITERALLY SO SOFT FOR THIS MAN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THESE I AM THRIVINGGGGG
characters: aph rome, gn!reader
tags: fluff, cooking
Romulus is literally the type that's fine if you suck at cooking, that just means he can show off more and you'll appreciate his food more!!!
Go ahead and sit on the counter while he cooks, just chatting away about whatever or singing along shittily with the music
Give his butt a lil smack
Or if you wanted to cook with him???? Or wanted him to TEACH YOU HOW TO COOK?????? oh this man is ASCENDING TO THE HEAVENS
He's mildly overbearing but not suffocating, he'll only over explain things just a bit, not to the point where you'd get annoyed though
Romulus will also give you lil back stories or memories that he has associated with the dishes you're making 🥺
It most likely is him that flings the first food item at you, though he swears it was an accident
He'll grumble a bit while cleaning it up (and playfully blaming you) but he doesn't mind and he would (and will) do it all over again with you
I just love the idea of Francis meeting a new country and falling in love.
He does everything he can to get to know about their culture and them as an individual.
Even if they are shy or feel like Francis would find them boring all of that disappears when they hear him talking so passionate about their desire to meet them.
Oh gods you already KNOW Francis is a hopeless romantic. He's already imagined your wedding in ten different versions and what your kids would look like!!!!
He's a firm believer that getting to know a person is such an intimate thing and that goes for meeting countries as well. Also Francis just loves romance??? And finding out what makes you blush/shy makes HIM blush.
He also is one of those 'opposites attract' people, so even if you're vastly different from him and his culture, Francis believes in compromise and understanding!
Grandpa Rome being asked if he's ever fallen in love with a human by the twins and proceeding to tell them about some pretty Pict/Gaul/some other slave woman who smacked him upon meeting him and him falling head over heels for this woman who had the audacity to assault Rome itself.
OKAY THIS IS KINDA TAKING FROM THE QUEBEC ASK BUT IT FITS
Feli sitting there listening to the story like "wow that sounds exactly like [country]!" and Romulus is like "???? I've never heard of them before?" and then a little bit later he actually gets to meet you and he's-
and you once again smack him upon meeting and he's like "oh my gods this has GOT to be them,,,,,,,,i am in love"
Asking Papa Rome if you can cuddle with him because you had a nightmare/can’t sleep/are feeling sad and him making it his personal goal to make your night better 🥺💕
My heart literally started beating faster after reading this tysm 🥺🥺💖💖💖
characters: ancient rome//Romulus Vargas, gn!reader
tags: fluff, comfort, nightmares
Romulus has a shit sleep schedule so chances are he's awake in the den reading or watching some mindless show he's already seen when you shuffle in, rubbing at your sleepy eyes. You sniffle, causing him to look over and stiffen as he sits up, "What happened, my little star?"
Another sniffle and a pout of your lip had his chest tightening before you answered "Had a nightmare..."
If he could fight dreams your nightmare would have been cowering in fear, "Come here, love."
His arms are outstretched and his face sympathetic, though he offers a soft smile as you shuffle quickly towards him. One your arms wrap around his neck he's holding you tight on his lap, rubbing one large hand up and down your back slowly. Burying your face in his neck, you sob a bit, remnants of the terrible dream and it tears at Romulus that he can't completely prevent such occurrences. Once your sobbing has calmed down he'll coax your face from his neck and wipe your tears away, once again giving you that gentle smile.
"You are far too pretty to cry, but if you need to let it out anymore go ahead, darling."
Though it's quiet, his voice conveys everything, he hates seeing you cry at the same time understanding sometimes crying is the best medicine. His hands will find yours, thumbs rubbing along the back of your hands before kissing each one. After he cleans your face with a tissue he'll carry you back to your shared room. Since the bed is cold now he'll lay down with you on his chest so you can keep warm. Pulling the covers over you both, Romulus tucks you in, giving a kiss to the top of your head, rambling in a quiet whisper about all the ways he's going to take care of you once you wake up again.
It might be a bit ironic, but on nights you have a nightmare, Romulus sleeps best. Perhaps because he feels useful in aiding you, or perhaps because the feeling of you on top of him is soothing. Regardless, he sleeps with you until morning, keeping true to his promise of pampering you the following day.
Quebec but it's Joan of Arc. How? I don't know. But Quebec is visiting with uncle Alfred and Francis sees her and just knows that this time fate has decided that they shouldn't be parted again.
FUCK THAT'S CUTE
God Francis would be protective big brother so fast to her. Yknow, even though he knows for a fact she can handle herself. He would definitely take on a protector role in the beginning just bc he's lost her so many times before and he's not about to let it happen again. I think he would honestly actually be nervous when it came to romantic feelings towards her. Bc if she rejects him like??? He has to deal with that? Having a crush or pining over someone for so long is different when the person is actually attainable. If that makes sense qbcndjsk
