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@buttonupmallard
Hi!! My name is ButtonUpMallard, but feel free to call me Mallard (or any shortened version you'd prefer)
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[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge
me when minecraft yaoi
Daily Max Blunder 158
You ever just
So we've got Broghini "I'm not going to judge these guys by their looks" Dudestone and Max "He looks like the bad guy" Blunder
DIVA DOWN ! ! !
Scar picking Friends as a cantrip in session 7 dealt instant psychic damage to me. Mr. Wizard is yet another classic Goodtimeswithscar character smh
There are so many wonderful and entertaining dynamics where Scar gets to be as chaotic as he pleases while the other person yells at him in disbelief. Funny man ー Straight man (also knows as boke-tsukkomi, for weebs like I am) is a proven comedy duo formula that works, and works well.
Which is why it upsets me when people try to push Cub and Scar in this box. Because Cub presents you with a dynamic that hasn't been explored before: what if you thought everything Scar Goodtimes does was fucking awesome. What if you were completely down to get into any and all trouble with him without a single question asked.
What if Hotguy were the sexiest man alive. Well, he is, obviously, and Cub is gonna collect all merch of him that exists, and give him a dedicated corner in the museum, and outbid everyone for the Hotguy painting auction. Because Hotguy just makes him feel a special sort of way, you see.
What if the magic crystals were actually real. And they are. They possess secret, powerful capabilities no one can begin to understand. They bend time and space. You should totally visit the wizard in the jungle and buy everything in stock. Cub did that and Cub absolutely does not regret it.
Scar wants to abuse his authority as the POE, blowing up all shops that he deems unworthy? He should do that. Here are some TNT blocks.
Scar wants to burn down the s11 map, despite the hard work of the firefighters? He should do that. Here is a flint and steel.
I can keep going for eternity. Cub loves crazy. Cub IS crazy, he is Scar's wonderful mad scientist friend who he is a little scared of. Just because he knows how hard Cub can go. Every hermit knows how hard Cub can go. Cleo thinks Cub is the scariest hermit (despite being able to handle him herself pretty well). Doc, despite his evil theatrics, doesn't dare to mess with Cub. Cub can destroy entire Minecraft ecosystems in seconds just because he thought it would be funny. He is not no-nonsence, he is all nonsence.
And he loves his friends so much! Including Scar, especially Scar! He is an incredibly involved hermit who is always ready to help people and participate in community projects. He often laughs at Scar's jokes when no one else does. He always treats Scar with respect, seeing him as an incredible strong and capable individual. And he gets so, so worried when there is even a tiny implication that Scar might actually be in trouble.
TL;DR: Cubfan135 is the silliest man alive who is deeply enamored with everything Scar does and you should treat him as such
why are you a duck
Ducks are the coolest animals ever and I stand by this. I doomscroll the duck Wikipedia page like it's shortform content instead of detailed information about their taxonomy.
There's also something about mallards that feel very homely to me, because I used to see them all the time in the canal and beg to feed them bread (until I found out that wasn't actually good for them). I've moved house since then, and ducks kinda represent way simpler and happier times.
PLUS all the minor things I love about them, like how they look like the silliest, happiest guys ever, and how they have cool patterns, and how a mallard's head seems to change colour in different light, and the colour scheme in general, and the fact that ducks have best friends, and ducks have favourite colours, and ducks are very social, and just the concept of a little waterfowl that lives a quaint little life and thinks primarily about friends and family and food and. Simple stuff I guess. Just living simply.
Daily Max Blunder 157
My confession about why so many days are doodles
limited life simp
I’m stuck at Dogwarts still help help help😭😭
Max remembered being small.
He remembered thinking of his mother as a goddess, walking up in the clouds. He remembered holding his father's hand, tiny fingers barely enough to fully clasp and yet far too large to be a son of his age.
When will I be up there with Mum?
Soon, you need only to believe.
And believe Max did, because it had been the one thing given to him in kindness. Because if he was the work of a god, and not just science, than maybe, just maybe, he had some other purpose.
That moment, that half second when he jumped off the board before he started to fall, that was when he was closest the the clouds.
Max remembered his first performance.
Now just stand there and wait for the signal. Don't forget to smile!
And smile Max did. He had been so excited for that moment. He had practiced and prayed until he was too tired to bring himself to do either. Then the curtains had opened and the audience had gasped and gawked and clapped.
And in that moment Max had finally connected the dots and realized that no matter what he did, no matter how well he flipped or how high he dove, the real attraction was simply his existence.
Birthdays came and went and Max remembered the year he stood in front of the mirror with a stolen can of paint.
Come see the incredible! The one of a kind! There's nothing else like it!
Nothing else like him.
Too small and too large and too loud and too quiet and never never what he was supposed to be. Always a blunder. But then again, what did anyone have to compare him to?
Every little broken standard and somehow Max had still been broken enough himself to love it. To love the attention, to love the bravado of it all, to love the gods and to love this place.
It wouldn't be until the third time he almost ran away that he learned to truly love himself.
But hey, cheers are still cheers.
Magical Girl Max!
He's gonna kill you with his mace.
For @dailymaxblunder or @awildcardisactive , I hope this counts as Lolita! It was a ton of fun! >w<
does anyone like my shirt
This took way too long so I don't particularly like the comic anymore but I think Grian would have needed a good huh after all that emotional stuff hehehehe
I wish I had this hat
I fear tumblr has a ragebait algorithm because why am I getting takes I don't agree with on my feed
