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wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

missouri-misery

This is a horror novel

burn-4u

Definitive Marvel Viewing Order

Thor: Ragnarok

Captain America: the Winter Soldier(optional)

Black Panther

Spiderman: into the Spiderverse

Spiderman 2

Logan

Sky High

Megamind

Wonder Woman

Prince of Egypt

Shrek 2

Bionicle: the Mask of Light

saltghosts

BBC Sherlock is the best adaption of Sherlock Holmes because it succeeded in making me despise the character of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of my life (and eternity) and made me never want to touch the stories ever again and that’s what Arthur Conan Doyle would have truly wanted.

saltghosts

I stg at this very moment Arthur Conan Doyle’s ghost is probably floating in front of Steven Moffat’s bed violently sobbing in gratitude and mumbling things like ‘you did it. You finally did it. They all hate Sherlock Holmes. Thank you’

talesandfluff

my question is, does Mamma Mia take place in

1) a universe where ABBA doesn’t exist and they’re just making up the songs as they go?

2) a universe where ABBA DOES exist and everyone has rehearsed and memorized all of their songs just in case the situation arises where they might need one?

just-shower-thoughts

2019 will most likely be the last year to end with “teen” for the rest of our lives.

immortalcheesewedge

All of us after reading this post;

mysharona1987

yungbara

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

i-raised-you-danker-than-this

well have i got some news for you

drearyhours

Plague doctors are so funny. Imagine being a dying peasant and fucking spy vs spy shows up and tells you “I literally can not cure you”

#this is so funny

perkwunos

Is it good for a banana to be in the cold?

perkwunos

Poetically

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

Wish I was injured in battle and passed out, and then I wake up in a cabin with a sexy man bed side nurse putting a wash cloth on my wounds being like “don’t move too much, you’ve been through a lot” or whatever shit they say. Thatd be dope as fuck.

pisboy

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

hollowtones

This?

pisboy

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

hollowtones

Only gif I got, boss.

thorgyorgy

bob-artist

I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom. The birds now know that I’m awake, and Morning Scream Fest has begun.

bob-artist

Morning Scream Fest usually starts between 7 and 8am at my house. Today at 7:35, I realized it had been awfully quiet. Had I just been so quiet working at my computer that the birds didn’t realize I was awake? So I performed an experiment. Out of nowhere, I started yelling, “BIRDS! BIRDS! BIRDS!” And then I yelled their names.

And I was met with ABSOLUTE SILENCE from the birds.

Then I ran down to check on them because I was like “they’re not screaming, wtf are they okay???” and I started to get worried. But they were totally fine and awake. Just confused. Apparently birds don’t know what to do if you scream in the morning before they do.

But then I realized the horrible truth.

I had become one of them.

I am one of them now.

I scream.

usbdongle-deactivated20200531

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it