buzzland

professional reblogger, occasional brainrotter. currently into mcyt, jeopardy, and my dnd campaign. i love my queue || he/him

[buzzfella]

happy december 21st. you KNOW im making breakfast

[uhohgottashreep]

etho: redstone legend, uhc, pvp, shady man, scary threat

also etho: "chicken noodle soup 😌"

[simplydm]

Today I learned about the zedaph strider texture pack

[simplydm]

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[bobdylanyaoi]

hello sharks have you ever wanted to play harmonica and smoke weed at the same exact time? introducing: yhe marijuanica,

[counting-unfortunate-stars]

AOAS Tarot: Citra Terranova/Honorable Scythe Anastasia

@sophiesuncatcher I did switch around a fair amount of your list, I own several tarot decks and am pretty familiar with the cards so hopefully I’m staying true to the vision

[counting-unfortunate-stars]

AOAS Tarot: Rowan Damisch

yes that is Chomsky’s found dead in Miami ass

no the horse is not canon but I’m following the Rider-Waite designs and also Rowan would definitely ride a horse given half the chance

[theminecraftbee]

because I’m that kind of person, I’ll just do this the once: it’s Election Day in the United States! most of the elections in your locality are likely to be local elections, but these are often just as or more important than the national ones for your quality of living, and are frequently decided by much smaller margins than national elections—sometimes as few as double digit number of votes, or single digit in the smallest municipalities.

off-year elections can make a huge difference, and are normally decided by who actually shows up. have you heard about school boards deciding to ban books? school boards are normally elected! have you heard about state judges making calls on whether ICE can do things, or about mayors making calls in that regard? those guys are often elected! do you have an opinion on what laws do or don’t pass in your county or state? you can vote on those! opinions on redistricting? that is on the ballot in several states! so don’t forget to vote!

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[slipknots]

do you guys want to like and reblog posts from each other tomorrow

[omnybus]

making shitposts, making shitposts is so fine

[omnybus]

It's shitpost time and won't the users be surprised

it's shitposting time

making shitposts, making shitposts,

making shitposts!

Time to give them something lame

They'll all reblog and like the same

And by the way, you lost the game

it's time for bullshit!

making shitposts, making shitposts

memes and gifs get rolled up like spliffs

with obtuse fandom references

it's shitposting time!

All together, this and that

with all our crap,

we're making shitposts now!

[brilledcheese]

I can’t believe

These posts in my feed

A fuck-ton of

Bullshittery

*cue maniacal cackling*

[thebigdeepcheatsy]

Won’t they be impressed

I am a genius!

See how I transformed this old skit

Into a post that’s full of shit!

[brilledcheese]

My “what-the-fuck”s from me to you

On this here most intriguing crap

Consider though this substitute

Some boops or vanilla extract

No, no, no, now that's all wrong

This meme will never crash the website

It's been dead for much too long

Try something fresher, more unpleasant

Try again, don't give up

All together, this and that

With all our crap

We’re making shitposts now!

[brilledcheese]

Shitposts

Shitposts

(IT’S OURS!)

Making shitposts

Making shitposts

L A L A L A

It's shitpost time on his hellsite

Let’s give the internet a fright

'Cause when the notes count starts to climb

We'll all scream out

IT’S SHITPOST TIME!!!!!!

[tab-sys]

when I see dsmp on the dash, it’s one of two mutuals and unfortunately I’m getting good at guessing which ones

[buzzfella]

whos the other woman. what yhe fucmk.

[wiltkingart]

okay

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[awfulpunk]

this is insanely racist and I haven't even seen much about this online yet

[buzzfella]

watching my friend slowly enter the homestuck trenches. crazy.

[sprucewoodmpreg]

^^^^ HOW IT FELT WATCHING THIS CLIP

[sprucewoodmpreg]

>be me >draft up a joke email to avid for a post >"Lol what are your pronouns are you a girl lol" >go to sleep >wake up >the email was not saved as a draft >i somehow sent it to him >mfw avid then brings it up MULTIPLE TIMES on his livestream >i close my laptop and get up to pace around my room >whoops.png >stepped on my ankle wrong and fucked it up >goes to the doctor >boot.jpg

the moral of the story is NEVER EMAIL MINECRAFT YOUTUBERS!!!!!!!!!!