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sex drive? i dont have a license
12 days of Christmas but 12 days of tickle torture leading up to Christmas. Each day building off of each other in length, tools used, and intensity. We can start with 30 minutes and just hands and build to 6 hours with every tool I have to absolutely drive you wild so you sleep well for Christmas.
Anyway, we’re already late. Who is gonna help me catch up before Christmas arrives?
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.
Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.
Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.
I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.
I finish and there is a long pause.
"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.
So I just wanted to expand upon the fact that I don't believe the art is bad, craftmanshipwise or morally, but that I am so faceblind to it for some reason, that even my tiny hundred year old Catholic grandmother is like, "Urban, why have you displayed this oil painting of the pornography in your kitchen?" And I have to explain to her that, "Grandma, I really thought it was just someone being incredibly enthusiastic about eating cake in a wedding dress, and you know how I love wedding dresses from the 20th centaury."
Also, I didn't want to admit this in the original post because it really is embarrassing, but after I was shocked to discover minotaur lady was more than I had assumed, my friend looked me square in the eye and pointed out how on the Amphora vase in the background, there is a depiction of another female minotaur leading a man on a leash. So this situation is very obvious, but it's like a magic eye picture that everyone in the world can see but me.
#i love this actually. #OP your kink blindness has led you to discover what many other people never realize: #extreme fetish artists make some of the most interesting and thoughtful artistic decisions of any big art genre #the period-accurate folds and the thought put into the gender dynamics didn't happen by accident! #artist lovingly rendered it all in perfect detail because the whole thing is hot to them. and got to connect with you. by accident #hilarious. i've been the kink person in this scenario so many times (though never about minotaurs). i love it. #'why is that guy on a leash' me panicking: um i'm a horror writer playing with a traditionally male expectation of control. yeah (via @crimeronan)
Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.
#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically
Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.
Happy 100th birthday to television and screen legend Dick Van Dyke, born on December 13th, 1925 in West Plains, Missouri. ❤ Gifs of Mr. Van Dyke from an interview with Good Morning America, originally broadcast by ABC on December 12th, 2025.
That's it, Chap. Put that monocle and top-hat on. You don't need to think anymore, you're a proper Gentlemanly Chap now. Yes, drink your tea.. Now get in the fantastical steampunk flying machine..
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#chap fetish #forcechap #gentleman k1nk #gentleman nsft #forcesteam #not bluey #nsft chap
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youre the governments good little taxbase…… make sure to create lots of revenues for those public services, or else mommy won't fill those potholes
I'm the governments naughty little tax liability. Thanks to prop 13 the home I rent provides almost no tax revenue to the government and is actually net-negative for local government. The only thing that generates sufficient tax revenue is sales tax from big-box stores that the local community rejects, dooming us to perpetual revenue emergency.
i think being a doctor or nurse is a lot like being a teacher in that, if youre not very careful, it cultivates in you this really terrible attitude towards the people you interact with all day, an attitude where the idea of your control over them is just totally unquestioned. people talk about how living in terrible conditions can be bad for you, can make you worse as a person, and i think thats true, but these institutional cases are more interesting to me, right, like we need doctors and teachers. but the current system has this weird cost on the practitioner's...idk "soul", for lack of a better word
ah hell we’re lost in the contrived fetish transformation/hypno/et al dungeon/mansion/factory, let’s ask this nice lady with the slit pupils surrounded by concentric circles and a single visible fang
how walking feels after stepping off the treadmill