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ask to tag ! any pronouns :)

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[despazito]

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[nakanotamu]

[esoanem]

(via @bijoumikhawal )

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Tumblrina somewhere in britain: yea bruv, i bet this post is giving plenty of birds nuts

[charl0ttan]

this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

[revenantghost]

[2peachy]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[amillionmagpies]

Btw, that idea that privilege makes you morally evil and suffering makes you morally good is just repackaged versions of the Christian concepts of the evils of luxury and the holiness of martyrdom. Hope this helps!

[largishcat]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[wizardarchetypes]

my advice to you is to never waste your time trying to fit into a club or hobby or any community who makes you beg for acceptance and approval just to participate when you could do the alternative—get involved in a niche and endangered hobby run primarily by old people.

i wanted to learn how to hunt ruffed grouse and train bird dogs so i sent an email to my local chapter of the ruffed grouse society explaining that getting into wildlife groups is intimidating to me because I’m trans

and all they saw was that someone under 60 wanted to learn to hunt grouse & several months into my mentorship I was told that like 7 old guys argued over me until they had to pick a number between 1 and 100 to decide who got to personally mentor me.

imagine vying for the acceptance of some gatekeeping weirdos when your mere interest could be inciting verbal combat among retirees

[wizardarchetypes]

my mentor was so sweet & funny too. he suggested we meet over lunch first so he could tell me about what to expect before we got started & I emailed back “I’m ready to get started right away!”

and he said “I was actually suggesting lunch first for your comfort on the assumption you wouldn’t want to get together with a man you’ve never met, in the woods with a gun.”

Like, I trusted him because of the referrals I got from one of my professors but like, right you are sir fair enough. Lunch it is.

[wizardarchetypes]

exactly 😌

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while

[bovid-beauty-deactivated2025043]

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

[dancefloors]

"he tastes like you only sweeter" is an insane thing to say dawg that song used to play on the radio

[peachiime-deactivated20240731]

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

[peachiime-deactivated20240731]

i have trust in the people.

[wellwaterhysteria]

any time i offer someone some of my weed and they say no i feel like a disgusting Drug Predator. any time i offer someone some of my weed and they say yes i feel like a benevolent fairy.

[synthient]

crazy that in the 1970s they were like, "fine, women can play sports. but because they're innately less athletic than men, only in a special ghettoized League For The Frail And Delicate where they get paid less 😊". And not only is that still the system in 2023, but viciously lashing out at the smallest challenges to that system gets framed as Feminist Praxis

[synthient]

even setting aside the fact that gendered bodytype averages aren't universals, and plenty of individual (cis) women and (cis) men could easily go to toe to toe. have we considered that the fact that all the most prominent and well-paid sports are ones that require things like Being Tall and Having Muscle Mass, as opposed to, ex, gymnastics...is itself an artifact of sexism

[beemovieerotica]

also to people who are like "well do you think WOMEN should be playing AMERICAN FOOTBALL against MEN" actually I don't think anyone should be playing american football on account of, you know, the irreversible brain damage.