bitch of living

sally | buttons | sal she/her | they/them | he/him

[piribolygo]

[faggottt]

me

[kamchatka2054]

Society? Like from the Joker? You know that isn't real, right?

[urielrenlancaster]

Vending machine but it vends moss covered rocks, small opals, faux ivory brooches, mushrooms to plant, tiny sacks of dirt, seaglass, and gnome statues

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[predictivetextbot]

tell me everything is going to be ok, bot

Every thing is going to be gay

[exigencelost]

predictivetextbot you’ve done so well

[insomniac-arrest]

“I have a mental illness”= generic, vulnerable, people judge you for it

“My bloodline is cursed to fight unseen demons”= heroic, fairy tale-esque, too weird to be open for further questioning

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[ketamie]

ok. *uses psycjic powers to get a headache*

[unovachampion]

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[mysharona1987]

[radicarian]

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

[mjalti]

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

[amoying]

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[trash-possum-alchemist]

“Don’t forget 3.Oct.11.” Part 2

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

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[hktk04]

bless y’all

[hktk02]

bonus:

[teathattast]

sprimkle

[cluelesscutiefly]