breathe.

[ b u r k e - l i n d e l l ] yeah, you got that something, i think you’ll understand.

[byeburke-blog]

Skyler and you would look cute together

Um. Thank…you? We’re just friends.

[zigzagslink]

Well, yeah. Unless you know another Skyler, who knows your name. I have to say, I feel a tad bit hurt, that you could forget about me. Just know that, you’re no longer getting a hug. 

[byeburke-blog]

Heeeey! I didn't forget about you. I just had a bit of a moment. Whoa, whoa you don't need to do that. Please don't. I want a hug. I swear I'll never forget again!

[zigzagslink]

Yes, I do that. That st - Oh my gosh, Burke!

[byeburke-blog]

It's a terrible holiday, isn't it? Yeah. That's me- waaaaaait. Skyler?

[zigzagslink]

           I think I need to get away. I think I’m about to go death ; too many girls freaking out for a pointless holiday.

[byeburke-blog]

You mean Valentine's day?

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

That new episode of Scandal… ugh.

[byeburke-blog]

Is Scandal that TV show I hear about all the time?

[heathinator]

[byeburke-blog]

the-littlest-neptune:

ew it is isn’t it?

It is. I wish they could skip it this year at least.

[byeburke-blog]

lovesgoesonandon:

Um, Valentine’s Day isn’t terrible.

Yes it is. It's actually the worst thing ever.

[byeburke-blog]

I don't need to be reminded that Valentine's Day is next month. Thanks.

[emmawswan]

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

[to Burke] Wow, an Academy Award winning actor and a doctor? Gosh, your resume must be long as hell. James Franco’s got some competition, doesn’t he? [he nods] Okay. So I guess we should brainstorm the counter attack?

[byeburke-blog]

Right? I do it all. I'm kind of like Barbie. ( he holds a hand out to bonnie ) Hey. It's going to be okay. Don't look so worried. I say we beat him with a shovel but that may not be the best idea.

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

[to Bonnie and Burke] Hey, don’t make me separate you two. [he sighs] Okay. I guess I can sell it. I’m not gonna like it, obviously. Hell, I doubt any of us’ll like it. I figure today is just gonna be a taste of what’s to come. It’s probably gonna feel like we’re being dragged back into that… [he looks over at Jessie and frowns] place. That we were at. But… [smiling at the group] We’ve got each other. I’m sure we can fight through it.

[byeburke-blog]

If we have to I think we can do it. I can sell it. I'm an Academy Award winning actor. He's not throwing anything at us that we haven't heard before. We just need to help me control my anger.

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

Hmmm, I like that. [he glances at Bonnie and Burke] Do I have to make a rule book for this weird candle cult thing we’re doing? After we form a plan we’ll make some rules. [he returns his attention to Jessie] Okay. it all sounds good so far. How’re we gonna mess with his head, though?

[byeburke-blog]

We should. ( teasingly to bonnie ) Then Bonnie can't start problems. Yeah the dude's an idiot. This should be easy.

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

Don’t sweat it, Jess, we’re all responsible adults. We can hang around candles without causing irrefutable damage to your house. I prefer the latter, I think. Psychological. Though… I’m not the best at that. One wouldn’t exactly call me the king of subtlety. 

[byeburke-blog]

Heeey, missy. No swatting in the cult. And yeah! We're really responsible. And mature. No need to worry. I always think violence is the best answer. But you know psychological is good too.

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

M O O D B O A R D //  ”Space Cowboy.”

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

"Honey, I’m home." — "Oh, hi, sweetie."

[itsalightbulbthatblinks-deactiv]

[he laughs] I mean, don’t get candles on my account! [he glances over at Jessie and cringes] I’ll hear ya out. Just… how heavily does this plan rely on me?

[byeburke-blog]

Get the candles, Billy. The candles are important. Though it might make things a little satanic ritual... y. Is it possible that Wade will die in this plan because if so I want all your earthly posessions.

[byeburke-blog]

DISTRESS TEXT // The Gang.

Wade: Good thinking, Jess. Dunno why I didn't think of that, honestly.

Wade: Yes, but how? I'm kind of a one-trick pony. He's not gonna budge so easily this time.

Wade: I think he's out for blood.

Jessie: Honestly, he's not really a "ignore it and it'll go away" sorta thing. Buuuuuuuuut I have a weird Mission Impossible sorta idea. Come over tonight?

Burke: i can just kill him and make it look like an accident.