Burçin "Bruce" Wayne

Indie mixed canon and au based Bruce Wayne RP blog | Multimuse and OC Friendly | Mun and muse are both 25+

[gothamprens]

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[stratfordsympathizer]

bruce hitting alfred w “you’re not my dad” immediately after turning down his Nirvana playlist while residual eye makeup runs down his face within the first twenty minutes of the film. at last. an adaptation that truly Gets Him

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Mutuals, like for a short starter

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Hey, mutuals, like for a one liner! I’m trying to get back into rping. 

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Hey, mutuals, like for a one liner! I’m trying to get back into rping. 

[brucediana]

Wonder Woman Game announced at The Game Awards. 

It is currently in development at Monolith Productions

[itzroseblossom-deactivated20230]

The trailer for the Live-action Wayne family adventures

[timaltman]

do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…

“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”

[yesokayiknow]

“new study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesn’t count”

“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”

“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”

“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”

“breaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethic”

[littlemissonewhoisall]

“Hub City mayor declares state of unemergency after two hours without a violent crime”

“grown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problem”

“disappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costume”

“drunk Aquaman rampages through ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ ride”

[wombatking]

“new Teen Titan not attached to any Justice League member wonders why they’ve been issued a uniform with a red shirt”

“Earth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planet”

“’no one knows how to stop him’ says armed police officer as non-powered clown-themed supervillain begins 82nd massacre this year”

[kunfyouzed]

Clark.

Clark wrote all of these, you can’t change my mind.

Bruce is exasperated but thinks some are funny and does nothing, nothing at all to stop it, even tells the press some are close to the truth.

[mr007pennyworth]

@gothamprens

"I love you really...as much as I love washing your dirty underwear, but I do"

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“Sometimes, I wonder how I tolerate you, Alfred.”

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@starcityvigilante​

“What are you doing in my city, Ollie?” Bruce asked, more curious than anything. “I didn’t expect to see you in Gotham.”

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@the-arkham-librarian​

“Nothing is ever that simple,” Bruce said. “You shouldn’t be so quick to judge.”

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Starter Call

I’m a tad on the busy side right now, but like for a one liner?

[theamazondiana]

“And what about it!?”

[gothamprens]

“It’s considered rude, princess.”

[gothamprens]

I’ve ben a tad busy but i’ve been missing rp.

Long Halloween has me wanting Grundy and mafia things though. 

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[blueteamproblem-deactivated2020]

Bruce Wayne doesn’t swear. The man raises so many kids and is trying to set some sort of example, and still lives with his very polite butler guardian who would most certainly scold him every time he swore in front of the children. He also doesn’t use substitutes cause that’s too goofy, every time Bruce wants to swear he instead just stares intensely into the middle distance

[blueteamproblem-deactivated2020]

The kids on the other hand make up for this and then some.

[whetstonefires]

#i adore the implication the reason bruce is so silent and brooding and intimidating partly is because he’s holding back swears #it really shaped his batman persona becuase surely he has a lot to say about what hes seeing but hes in fact too civil to do so #it ends up as silent but effective intimidation 

(via tajmahthemoose)

[kiragecko]

Alternative:

When Dick was Robin, he used so many ridiculous substitutes that they crept into Bruce's vocabulary. This was just barely tolerable when Batman had a tiny Robin beside him to be delighted by, and add to, any silly thing Batman said. As Bruce Wayne, he had to stop entirely, so the connection between the identities wasn't obvious.

Now, Dick is 25. He still uses some ridiculous language, but he rarely patrols with Batman anymore. Batman has NO EXCUSE for saying, "Holy guacamole." It would be embarrassing. To protect his pride, he must refrain from swearing, lest some childish phrase slip out.

Batman is glaring intensely into the middle distance because he just thought, "You bet your sweet patootie, big mama," and it is vital that no one ever knows this.

[thigm0taxis]

Is this it? Is this the Missing Link? Have we achieved a Unified Theory of Batman that accurately accounts for all observations, both the corny ‘66 TV show and the subsequent stony live-action and animated brooding?

It was swearing, the whole time.....? Amazing.

[ayellowbirds]

this is the greatest Batman headcanon i've ever read.

[fallenangelvictorious]

Since Jason was a street rat he came with cuss words already downloaded. So occasionally Bruce would yell: “Leapin’ Lizzards!” at the same time Jason would say: “Motherfucker” and Bruce couldn’t break him of the habit because every time he not-swore Jason laughed at him for ten minutes straight.

[gothamprens]

Hey, guys. Sorry i disappeared for a little bit. I may be semi-back now but I’m a bit busy, so activity will be slow.