sweaty palms

[negativepop]

sp-003

mixed media 2k16

[fallinloveagainandagain]

i need to know what they were talking about

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[lakevida]

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking

[andymorin]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[gumi-megpoidd]

Oh wow ur right

[disgustinganimals]

Who told you about the mind cow

[toastbutteregg]

[bluewatermarshes]

[pink-e-ki]

[unclefather]

Venmo/cashapp: unclefather

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

[gennyescsecsemo]

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

these are all fucking clean

[lolsomeone-actually]

I want it all

[barbara-lazuli]

CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS

[horrorsurvivalist]

[chalkolatesart]

commission number 2!! leon says trans rights everybody!!

Reminder i have one more slot left for BLM donation commissions!

[whichoneispink-deactivated20180]

[snorlaxatives]

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

[carlyclaw]

But did you recognize it?

[snorlaxatives]

i……….. did…………