“ okay, seriously, no offense, but if you lost my baby i would have murdered you. maybe babysitting isn’t your thing ? i’m also still a bit confused on the whole cat thing … did the family even have a cat ? maybe you’d be better off doing yard work or something ? just a thought. ”
“honestly, the mom has no idea what went down ----i mean, my ass yanked the sheets right off the bed and threw my hair in a hasty bun as she was calling me to tell me she was on her way. lets just hope the baby doesn’t suffer from any post traumatic stress, cause that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen. i don’t even know why i’m trusted with a baby, of course i’m great with kids, but i’m a tattoo artist! shouldn’t i just ‘scream’ danger? lawn work is too messy ----maybe i can pet sit. i’m great with my cat, i always manage to find her when she runs away.”
