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alexander

i choked reading this

taliabobalia

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

she came for his fucking life, jesus christ

ladyofthefanart

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

mercurialsmile

tHANK YOU FOR CORRECTING THAT POST BLESS YOU

Also…. Scartiel…. that’s so ugly…. I’m in tears

ladyofthefanart

Scartiel sounds the most like an actual angel name I’ve heard so far

At least you aren’t SAHAQUAEL or SANDALPHON

michaelkeatonfan

Blabniel I’m the arcangel of motor mouths

rindeservedbetter-deactivated20

Llallel.

bylucifershelp

Maigziel

inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

ghostdog07

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

deathklaue

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.

victoriaringsinyourears

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT

lenshade

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

themixedbagofwhat

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

wodkat

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

openyourthird-eye

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

follow-yourr-blisss

dont you think its funny how parents promise us to make us happy and end up being the only ones that make us cry.

(via follow-yourr-blisss)

yenkookie-pcy

Because I’d rather hear, “You need a cheeseburger,” instead of, “Do you really need that cheeseburger?”

(via yenkookie-pcy)

xhealthybody-healthymindx-deact

How much weight does everyone want to lose by this time next year??

I want to lose at least 50lbs

shdixin

Banana roll

pawfessor

PSA: my snake is my baby. It’s okay if you don’t like snakes, but please don’t say mean and hurtful things. I love my snake like I love my furry pets. It’s not very nice to threaten the safety of my babiessss

Don't tell me you're Asexual because I will stare at you and wait for you to start budding.

transmlmz

i see lots of positivity for soft boys but what about rough boys! boys who curse boys who yell and scream boys who love horror and gore boys who stay out all night boys who love to get dirty boys with cuts and bruises and bloody knuckles boys who cant help arguing and fighting gbt boys who dont fit the feminine stereotype

ghost-princen-blog

i can’t believe we’re showing positivity for fitting into standards of masculinity now

ramdaughter

this is the most unnecessary post.

sailormixt-deactivated20170326

windvain

“Boys who yell and scream” Keep it.

blackmodel

scream at me you gettin hit in that throat bitch

bylucifershelp

I hope to god the comments are sarcastic. Let people be fucking people.normalize humanity. Men being brutish women being the same, men being dainty and women the same. Why can't everyone stop being a fucking cunt and leave people alone. Just as long as people follow the laws then everything should be fine. Don't eat people don't flash no nudity keep things PG and let people be happy.

ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat

mom: if your friends asked you to jump off a building would you???

me: i would even if they didn’t ask

claycaduceus

some person: we dont let our pets on the furniture

me:

weavemama

PLEASE BOOST THIS!!!

These women should not be forced to perform for a man they don’t like….LET THE PRODUCERS KNOW

marvelsmostwanted

The full Teen Vogue article is here if you want to read more: http://tnvge.co/EqbAiV3

bylucifershelp

How about no because they all signed contracts saying they'd perform. Nothing their employers are doing is against the legal binding contract. It's illegal to not follow what they signed up for. They signed up for however long and it can only be null and void if they do somthing in the contract that ends up releasing them. Trump isn't great, he's not respect worthy, hes not kind but how about you all shut the fuck up since he is your president. You live here, it sucks. But shut the fuck up and quit talking shit about your country, it's disrespectful and why would you lower yourself to that? People died protecting this country so you could shit talk it and it's commander in chief. Shut up.