Hetalia headcanons for my comfort himbo:
āļøHeās a Coast to Coast AM fan
āļøGuyās been to almost every Contact In The Desert since itās Inception.
āļøbecause US dot Gov is Just Like Thatā¢ļø, heās not allowed to outright tell anyone heās actually fr the United States of America. Thus the civilian name is heavily encouraged and on all his official documents. This isnāt a hard and fast rule, and it depends on the administration.
āļøthis unofficial rule is absolutely taken as a secret identity thing. (this headcannon makes me upset and idk why i have it tbh)
āļø there is, in fact, a group of conspiracy theorists that try to prove he exists. they have a fox Mulder//lone gunmen kind of relationship, but he doesnāt like getting super attached to regular people.
āļø heās got a place to crash in every state. But he mostly hangs in NYC, DC, and LA.
āļøhe works under all branches of government! And judges people in positions of power. It reflects the general sentiment of the American populationā¦.. heās got a lot of feelings on MTG and Pelosiā¦.
āļøheās got a bunch of mugs for every national park and has the stickers on the hydroflask. Goes camping every chance he gets!!
āļø he actually speak pretty decent Spanish! He does have his own dialect tho and that causes some confusion with the LatAm nations. They make fun of him for it a lot but itās mostly with affection. Mostly. However, they do all collectively shit on Spain when the conversation of ācorrectā Spanish creeps up.
āļø he runs away to MXās house when things get heated at home. MX boots him out every time. CAN does the same thing thoā¦.. theyāre actually really similar countries in certain regards.
āļø ya know how he actually secretly admires CAN a lot but doesnāt express it much?? Same with MX. loves his work ethic, food, music, climate, and ability to take hardships in stride. He still feels bad about the MexAm war (it was super unpopular irl).
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