For Jiro, Subaru, and Kaito, ( if you wanted to add others you can )
You know how Jiro and Subaru both of moles, right? Especially Jiro. And Kaito has a lot of little freckles on his cute little face?
What if they were paired with an Mc who loves to kiss those features? Every moment and opportunity they have to kiss his moles / freckles will always be taken! Kissing every mole in sight and counting each freckle for every kiss given?
I feel like Kaito would be insecure about his freckles so maybe this would make him proud that he has them, Jiro not thinking about them whatsoever, and I imagine Subaru has been complemented on that more next to his eye before!
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𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒔/𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆𝒔
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𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑱𝒊𝒓𝒐, 𝑲𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒐, 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒖, 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒐𝒏, 𝑬𝒅𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅
Yeah this is adorable 🥹 for research purposes I had to be like "okay pretty boy let's see you up close 🧐🔎" on every ghoul to see if anyone else has them (≧▽≦) Shion should count too, right? And I know what Ed's marks are but.. I'll indulge myself 🤫
If I missed any of them having moles do let me know maybe my inspection wasn't enough! Anywaysss
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Jiro Kirisaki
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he doesn't even seem to know what you're doing at first?
maybe you just feel like kissing that spot, no big deal right?
but he's observant and can't help but notice how frequently you've been doing this
so eventually he does ask what your deal is
when you tell him it's the mole on his chin you're kissing he's just like "oh, right. Why are you doing that?"
like he doesn't even acknowledge having it but to be fair, he does need to wear a mask so can't blame him
and now you have to explain to him how pretty you find it and how much you like it
and he doesn't really understand of course. Will literally start explaining to you what moles are in detail
but that's fine, he doesn't stop you from kissing it either you can keep going!
in fact he learns to make sure not to forget to lower the mask more so that the mole is visible whenever you see him
there's just some kind of warmth blooming im his chest when you giggle while kissing it and he finds himself.. craving more
but you know what would be even better? Kissing his scars, imagine that.. but I feel like I need to end it here otherwise this will get nsfw (≧▽≦)
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Kaito Fuji
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poor guy literally freezes the first time you're peppering his face with kisses
cause like he doesn't mind but what is going on, did he die and go to heaven???
does not ask at first though, what if it really is a dream?
after a few times though, it's hard to contain his curiosity
so when you explain it's the freckles on his face that you're kissing he freezes again..
his freckles? you actually find them cute?
you're not messing with him are you?
I recommend kissing him silly to shut down any of his insecurities bubbling up
when you start counting each freckle, accentuating it with a small kiss, he literally melts
it's how gentle you're being, how you're looking at him like he's the most precious guy in the world
he cannot believe his luck, maybe he really did die already!
now whenever you see him you just can't stop yourself from "greeting" every single freckles of his too
and oh how he loves the mornings now, it makes his days so much better and it works wonders on his confidence too!
please never stop
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Subaru Kagami
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let's just say he was not expecting this
somehow the feeling of your soft lips on his skin like that feels much more intimate than a kiss pressed to his lips
not sure how to respond so he just blushes all over, trying to find the courage to ask why you're doing this
please don't torture this cutie and explain it yourself cause he will not blush any less no matter how many times you do this!
when you compliment the mole under his eye saying how much more handsome it makes him look his eyes widen
you broke the man. Do something. Fix him it's your fault! *runs away*
okay jokes aside he just lets out a small shy chuckle
he doesn't want to sound full of himself or anything like that but.. a few people did compliment it before, he says
hearing it from you feels entirely different though
it makes him feel seen, really seen, like under the microscope. But he doesn't mind when it's you
you notice with time how it seems to relax him whenever you kiss that spot
so it's a great "tactic" to catch him off guard and pull him out of his overthinking when it happens!
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Shion Genkai
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you're interrupted immediately
why are you even putting your lips on his face? it makes him shiver
what.are.you.doing. explain.now
he doesn't look like he understands your sentiment honestly..
when you praise how pretty his moles are and how it really adds to his look he straight up laughs he might just carve them out and gift you on your birthday
how.. thoughtful and romantic, right?
anyways. stop doing that.
actually don't. actually, yes... actually...
can't make up his mind cause this feels so foreign to him, what is that exactly
affection? that sounds disgusting who came up with that what's the purpose even
he says that but you notice how he eventually stops pushing you away
he still grumbles of course but deep down it makes his chest feel so tight it's starting to get addictive
but don't you dare to bring his attention to it, you never know what might happen with this one. Literally!
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Edward Hart
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is intrigued the moment you place the first soft kisses to the marks on his neck
he's always attentive when it comes to your affection after all
teases you of course, it's Ed we're talking about, asking if you're trying to undo his transformation with your little kisses
saying that you might need a little more than that.. basically his version of "keep going don't stop"
it feels so nice he's going to enjoy it shamelessly. Since you're offering, why wouldn't he?
depending on how you look at this, the downside could be that's he's always so smug about this, exposing more of his neck to you like a cat expecting more affection
this is perfect. don't ever stop
well if you do he's just going to start ask for it himself, he knows how to get his way and is not embarrassed of it
since you like the marks so much, maybe you'll let him give you matching ones? wouldn't that be just cute?
oh relax he's just joking.. or is he? (he is unless you really up for it)
+ if you don't have enough of my yapping here's small bonus little scenes for each guy cause I couldn't help myself 😔
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"Good morning," you greet Jiro, not with a kiss to his lips, but to his mole on his cheek.
He's used to it by now.
"Good morning. I noticed this is your preferred form of greeting recently. Do you like kissing it more than other spots?"
"Depends," you tease, tugging him a little closer by grabbing his tie, "what are the other spots we're talking about?"
"My lips," he says, straight to the point. That's Jiro. "I'd like it if you kissed my lips too."
Your teasing falters, momentarily surprised by his honest request. But who are you to refuse him?
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"One... two.." you hum softly as you cradle Kaito's face in your hands, peppering his face with kisses just like every morning.
"Keep going. I mean, it's best to say if they're all here just in case, right?" The ghoul laughs nervously as if afraid of the moment ending too soon.
"You're right," you giggle, pressing a quick kiss to his nose, "you're so smart."
You continue your counting, eventually reaching the last one of his freckles. You're about to pull away, when Kaito reaches up to stop you.
"Can you maybe.. double check today? Just in case," he asks hesitantly, having no idea what his adorableness is doing to your heart.
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"Subaru, I can almost hear your thoughts. Please stop," you sigh softly as you sit beside him.
He's been stressing non stop today, and seeing him anxious like that was breaking your heart.
"I-I'm sorry it's just that-" he stops immediately when you suddenly use your little trick.
Kissing the mole under his eye.
"Yeah? What's on your mind?" you hum softly, placing another kiss, and his face reddens almost immediately.
You can see the tension in his shoulders slowly melting away as you continue your gentle caress, while he finally confesses what's troubling him so bad.
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"I told you to stop it already. It's disgusting," Shion protests without actually making any effort to push you away as you kiss the moles under his eyes.
"But I can't help myself," you coo teasingly, "they're so adorable!"
Shion scoffs at your blatant try. But still doesn't move away.
"It's so gross. Your lips are warm."
"That's because I'm a living being. Of course they're going to be warm," you huff.
"That can be changed," he suddenly smiles, dangerous kind of mischief dancing in his eyes. You know what he means.
"Yeah? And who will then give you your dose of those gross little kisses you hate so much?"
You can see you outsmarted him this one time, though he doesn't acknowledge it with words, settling for a frown.
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"Keep trying, dear. Who knows, you might just undo my transformation with this eagerness of yours today," Edward teases.
You huff at him, running a finger over the marks on his neck you just kissed before nibbling at them in retaliation.
But he only lets out a delighted, breathy chuckle, exposing more of his neck to you.
"Oh, did you change your mind? Now you're just marking your terrority?"
"Shut up. You're much more handsome when you're not being so smug," you throw at him.
Edward knows when to stop. He smiles, giving you a fake apologetic look and urging you to continue. And you do, unable to free yourself out of the charm of his crimson eyes staring straight into your soul.
⋆.𐙚 ̊ Party people, I'm on a roll with those grid thingies now, so I made a tkdb murder case version 🔍! I let a randomizer decide the roles to surprise myself and OMG why is that so accurate with Tohma, Alan and Jin, I'm crying 😭😭
Also Subaru the true murderer, alrighty??? 👀 Always watch out for the polite model students, pookies ...
I won't tag anyone this time since I don't want to spam you, but if you're still up for another version, give this one a try with a picker wheel and let me know your results! 🤭
And of course feel free to tag, share and reblog however you like 🩷
How would the ghouls react to PC wearing their dorm uniform ? I've thought about this too much for my own good. No pressure
Thanks for the prompt! I'm guessing you mean the uniforms they get at the opening ceremony and not just the colored pin/tie (although that gave me an idea, stay tuned). Hope you like this!
Jin -
How to make this man’s heart swell. Jin has a territorial personality. Seeing you in the blue that makes you look like one of his (subjects) people makes him feel secure in his relationship with you. He’d stand a little taller than usual and suddenly gets the need to take a walk with you for “exercise” and totally not to parade you around, flaunting that you’re his.
Tohma -
“You look very nice.” He’d make it sound like a platitude, but he truly means it. He already considers you as one of the people in his circle, especially since the two of you spend hours in the vault taking care of Frostheim’s internal affairs together, but seeing you dress the part would truly seal the deal. He’s not one to help others if there’s nothing in it for him, but he’d feel inclined to take care of you when you’re dressed like that.
Kaito -
“Are you finally joining Frostheim? With me?” Tears stream and snot drips down his face. Even after you tell him it is just for a mission, he’d relish in the fact that you are matching. He’d try to sneak away with you during the mission to go on a “date” in your “couple’s outfit.”
Lucas -
“What is the occasion?” … “It suits you very well, PC. You should wear this more often.” Your fancy Frostheim skirt is more cumbersome than your uniform one, so he watches out for you even more. Think opening doors, getting utensils for you at the cafeteria, and carrying your bags.
Alan -
Would feel uncomfortable. “You don’t belong here. It’s dangerous.” He’d send you home to get changed. As he’s fixing up a car later that day though, he’d let his mind imagine how it’ll be like if he were a normal guy and you can sit together in class, side by side, and walk back to the dorms together.
Leo -
Starts streaming as soon as he catches sight of you. He’d come up to you talking like you did all this just for him. Showers you with sweet compliments for his viewers. When he’s done though, he’d mock you. “Why are you dressed like me? Are you in love with me or something? Ew, please don’t. I don’t want to be involved with an NPC.” As if he didn’t just force you to be involved with him for a 20 minute stream.
Sho -
“Senpai? Is there a mission?”He wouldn’t compliment you outright, but he might compliment the clothes. Might hyper-fixate on one article so he’d have an excuse to keep looking at you. “That jacket looks really aerodynamic.” “It’d probably let Bonnie go even faster. Want to test it out?” If it is for a mission, he’d actually stand up to Leo if the vice-captain opposes him being partnered with you.
Haru -
Might actually cry. He’s probably the one who got you the uniform, and he takes it as a green light to get you to help with some of the tasks around Jabberwock. Of course, he’d customize the uniform so it’ll accentuate your… features. Haru keeps his eyes narrow so you can’t tell which way his pupils are pointing.
Towa -
Very pleased that you match. During the day, he’d drag you everywhere with him because you are twinning, and twins do everything together. He’d even drag you across the mud because Haru cannot complain about him getting your actual uniform dirty now. At night, he tells you how adorable you are. He’d note how the clothes don’t make the person since he’s very strong but you still look so weak in the jumpsuit.
Ren -
Confusion. Why would you voluntarily wear something like that? He makes a disgusted face at you and yeets away as quickly as he can because this probably means you’re meeting up with Haru, and Ren is not about to entertain “that clown.” However, the next time he has to put on his own jumpsuit, he’d feel less bad about it and his own situation. But then he’d stand in front of the mirror in his green get-up and wonder why he doesn’t look nearly as cute as you in it.
Taiga -
Might mistake you for a Sinostra student. He’d have an even harder time trying to remember who you are since he’s not used to you wearing those clothes. When he finally comes around his memories, he’d pull you into his lap to play poker as usual. He doesn’t have much of an eye for fashion anyway, so he wouldn’t act much differently than usual.
Romeo -
“Huh. You finally don’t look like you walked out of the dumpster.” Takes you to his office to take a good look at your outfit. Will give a few critiques (obviously), but also will help you fix up your fit. By the end of the day, you are ready for the Met Gala. He might even pamper you a little bit, doing a face mask with you and dabbing some serum onto your face. You’d feel like a million dollar purse poodle, but you’re his million dollar purse poodle, and he’d personally make sure you look the part.
Ritsu -
Boy’s elated. Takes it as a sign you are committing to Sinostra and bringing them the Laurel Crown as his business partner. The fact that you look stunning in it is but the fine print of this whole thing. However, if you’ve ever met Ritsu, you’d know he pays close attention to fine print.
Subaru -
Tea party! He’d quickly put on his own robes if he isn’t in them already and bring you to Hotarubi’s terrace with some fancy daifuku and tea. “You look very nice, PC.” He finds eye contact a little easier that day. In fact, he keeps his eyes on you the whole time. Despite his social awkwardness, the beauty and grace you extruded while in those robes spoke to his kabuki culture and had him enraptured.
Haku -
He was probably the one who tricked you into putting on the garment with the Fox Robe. “Now we look like a couple,” he’d say with a wink. He’d do this around the time of the spring festival so now you ‘have’ to go visit it together otherwise it’ll be such a waste of a good opportunity. Walks under cherry blossom trees so he can pick petals out of your hair for you. Oh no! There’s too many people here. Better hold hands so you don’t get lost!
Zenji -
“You look like an absolute doll, my dear!” Walks/floats in circles around you like a satellite, taking in your new look from all angles. “You look like the first flower that blooms after a harsh winter! You breathe life and hope into the hopeless!” Non-stop poetic(?) compliments accompanied by a biwa. Expect to have your ears burning by the end of the day.
Ed -
“This reminds me of the gothic era. I must say though, you manage to pull it off better than most of the children I saw back in the days.” There’s a video playing on his tablet, but he’s watching you instead as you go about cleaning his room. Might actually remember to warn you about mysterious liquids in his room so you don’t soil your clothes.
Rui -
You were supposed to look ghoulish and scary in your Obscuary get up, but Rui still finds you super cute. Then again, he finds you cute even when you’re just breathing. Takes a million pictures together. “PC, this just calls for a romantic walk through a graveyard. They say fear makes the heart grow closer!” He’d insist you stay over for the full Obscuary experience. You’d wake up to a full spread of breakfast and another Obscuary outfit hand tailored by yours truly.
Lyca -
“You’re wearing more fur than usual. And more purple. Hey! Are you joining our house?” Lil pup would be so excited but try to hide it beneath his scowl. Since he didn’t get placed into the same house as Subaru, he really wants a friend as a dorm mate. Since you are human, he’d also be happy that Obscuary seems less like a place for creatures.
Yuri -
“Don’t think you can become the assistant of the great Yuri Isami just because you are dressed like that.” Despite what he says, Yuri would take you around Mortkranken, showing you all the specimens and teaching you how to use the machines. “You better come back here tomorrow immediately after class so you can put some of what you learned to good use. You’d better not waste my efforts!” Oh, and you better wear that outfit again too. You’re supposed to wear lab attire in the lab, after all.
Jiro -
“Take it off.” What he meant is for you to put on the patient gown so he can conduct his examination. The patient gown is basically your Mortkranken uniform any other day since that’s all you’re in whenever you go there.
I know someone people really don't like Elias and are quick to call him evil and that he should die. And I just think you guys aren't appreciating his incredibly suspicious and untrustworthy white boy swagger.
I wanna keep him around just to see what he can destroy.
Figuratively and literally, because let's assume there exists some kind of anomaly creature capable of sensing people's emotions, especially romantic feelings. ^^ Naturally, this little supernatural talent earned you the title of Cupid.
So you made up your mind and started a service within Darkwick Campus: 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆.
Some clients are shy, so one of your services is the 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒙.
ft. [REDACTED FOR PRIVACY REASONS]
Part one
𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Anonymous Name: Concerned Healthcare Professional
"I have experienced symptoms of my heart rate increasing whenever I am around this person, especially when they feed me food.
Apparently, this is merely a normal physiological response, or so my doctor friend has informed me.
Somehow, being around them has also reduced the symptoms of my illness lately.
It may not be the same for them. Whenever I arrive at their dormitory to administer their monthly medication injection, the bed is always empty and I can never seem to find them anywhere.
Are they afraid of me?
I do possess a certain reputation among the students, at least according to what I have heard."
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Bro. Are you asking for love advice or are you bragging?
Because from where I'm standing, this sounds suspiciously like bragging.
First of all, I assume this is some kind of doctor-patient or nurse-patient relationship.
Second of all... THEY FEED YOU?
YOU'RE WINNING. LET'S FREAKING GO.
My professional advice is to ask whether you can feed them back.
If they agree, that's a very good sign.
You already have a great opportunity to get closer to them.
I'm cheering for you, mannnnn.
Also, regarding the medication shots...
Have you ever considered that maybe they're not afraid of you?
Maybe they're afraid of the giant needle you're carrying around every month. Just a thought.
Be patient and gentle with them.
Not everybody enjoys being stabbed, medically or otherwise.
And this reputation you're talking about?
What kind of reputation could a healthcare worker possibly have?
What are people saying?
Another letter arrives the next day.
"I see. That is an interesting interpretation.
I will take note of your advice and ask them out during our next checkup.
Furthermore, patients should not miss their medication injections, according to their physician.
You should also complete your prescribed injections."
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Haha.
No.
I'm kidding. I take my medication perfectly. Kind of.
I'm not a coward, you know.
I can handle myself.
Thank you for the reminder, though.
*Proceeds to immediately ignore every future medical appointment*
𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Anonymous Name: A
"I have taken them camping and mountain climbing before.
Unfortunately, they tripped and sprained their ankle.
Ever since then, I have not taken them on another trip.
Recently, however, they have been very persistent about wanting to go again.
I am worried they may injure themselves.
They have also been ignoring my texts and calls lately.
One of my juniors informed me that this behavior means they are sulking.
What should I do?"
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
DUDE!!!!
YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME HERE.
Do you realize what you're telling me?
This person wants to go on another trip with you.
Whether it's a date or not, that's still an opportunity.
A very large opportunity. A gigantic opportunity.
A neon sign saying "PLEASE SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME."
WHY ARE YOU DECLINING?!
Pick up that damn phone. Call them.
Set up a freaking camping date immediately.
I guarantee they'll stop sulking.
Probably.
Then come back and give me updates.
Also, thank you for the candy you left in the box. It was really good.
It takes this guy three business days to respond.
Three. Entire. Business. Days.
"Sorry for the delayed reply.
It was somewhat difficult to locate your box.
I called and invited them out the following day.
They declined.
I believe they are still upset with me, according to my juniors.
Also, apologies for the torn paper.
I was writing this while feeding several cats.
They began nibbling on the letter."
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Difficult to find?
I literally put directions everywhere.
There are signs and stickers and arrows.
I even slapped stickers all over that giant campus map.
Someone must have taken them down.
Damn rival service. Trying to sabotage my business.
And hold on.
Did you just mention cats?
Cats come to you for treats? Multiple cats?
Does this happen regularly?
Are you some kind of cat distribution center? A mobile cat waypoint? A feline summoning beacon?
Do you realize most people absolutely adore animals?
Especially cats?
Use those cat treats as an excuse to ask them out again!
Invite them to feed the cats together.
Nobody can resist cats.
Maybe they'll stop sulking.
I'm rooting for you, my guy.
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Anonymous Name: ⠀˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
"~~~"
That is it. That is the entire letter.
Three little squiggles.
The moment you open the confession box, flowers immediately begin pouring out. Petals scatter everywhere.
Wildflowers spill onto the floor in every possible color.
The entire scene looks like something straight out of a shoujo manga.
Unfortunately, it is a very low budget shoujo manga.
So instead of looking romantic, it mostly looks like someone detonated a flower grenade inside your office.
You nearly choke on several petals.
Who is this person?
Why are they stuffing your box full of wildflowers?
Is this another rival business trying to destroy you through pollen exposure?
Regardless.
Business is business.
Since the sender apparently communicates through doodles and decorative plant life rather than actual words, you respond accordingly.
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
I am admittedly unsure what message you intended to convey through the gesture of depositing approximately one entire meadow into my confession box.
However, I do appreciate the effort.
That being said...
I think you should be giving these flowers to the person you actually like instead of me.
I'm only here to provide love advice.
You seem naturally talented at romance already.
Especially considering the flower crown you somehow managed to shove into my box.
My advice is simple.
Gather your courage. Make a bouquet. Ask them out somewhere nice.
Perhaps a picnic.
Maybe the two of you can make flower crowns together.
That sounds adorable.
Also, since you neglected to leave any payment behind...
I'm confiscating these flower petals as compensation.
Figuratively and literally, because let's assume there exists some kind of anomaly creature capable of sensing people's emotions, especially romantic feelings. ^^ Naturally, this little supernatural talent earned you the title of Cupid.
And of course, you were not about to let such a useful ability go to waste. If you're good at something, never do it for free.
So you made up your mind and started a service within Darkwick Campus: 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆.
Lovebirds, students with crushes, hopeless romantics, people down catastrophically bad for someone, everyone was welcome. Rates varied depending on how desperate the client was.
Business was booming.
Then one day, while minding your own business and reviewing next week's bookings, you noticed some very, very, very familiar handwriting.
Now, you're a professional who follows procedures and protocols very strictly.
Some clients are shy, so one of your services is the 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒙.
Students can either:
Submit concerns and receive personalized advice.
Pour their hearts out to their crushes anonymously.
Publicly embarrass themselves in writing while paying you for the privilege.
Honestly, reading some of these gives you a toothache.
Half the people writing in seem less interested in advice and more interested in finding excuses to show off how in love they are.
But business is business.
𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒙. 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔.
The funny thing is that most people don't know that no matter how sneaky or secretive they think they are, you can always tell exactly who wrote each letter ₍ᐢ._.ᐢ₎♡ ༘
Whenever you pick up a letter, you can see the lovely aura surrounding it.
Don't worry, though. Your clients' secrets are always safe with you. Teehee.
ft. [REDACTED FOR PRIVACY REASONS]
Part two
𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Ugh. This guy again.
Why does he keep threatening to shut down your business?
"Based on my research regarding your service, there appears to be no documented guarantee concerning privacy protection, data retention policies or procedural safeguards. Therefore, I would like to request a direct meeting in order to discuss the operational structure of your business in greater detail."
A second letter from the exact same person arrives shortly afterward.
"Is it strategically advisable to pursue a romantic interest who is simultaneously a business associate? Please provide a comprehensive list of advantages and disadvantages supported by empirical evidence, statistical analysis, and quantifiable data.
Advantages: They smiled at me today.
Disadvantages: The smile was not directed exclusively at me.
I am experiencing what I believe to be jealousy.
Is this reaction considered normal?"
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Bro! Stop sending regulatory threats to my confession box.
I'm literally just running a small business.
Are you some kind of rival service?
Because that is extremely uncool.
That's unfair competition and I will sue you if you threaten me again.
I have a lawyer friend who charges 5,000 per hour, and trust me, he is not nice.
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
But I'm still a professional, so I'll answer your question.
It depends on the nature of your business relationship.
Personally, I would never date a coworker. That sounds like a Human Resources incident waiting to happen.
And yes, what you're experiencing is completely normal. Jealousy tends to happen when you like someone, especially when they are friendly with other people.
My advice is to spend more time with this person and observe how they view you.
Do they see you as a business associate? A friend? Or something more?
Currently, the available data set is insufficient for further analysis.
Please submit additional evidence.
𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Anonymous Name: Definitely Not Overthinking This
"This is stupid. Why am I even writing this?
Maybe you won't even read mine anyway. I heard you have a lot of clients.
Is it considered a good sign if they accept my invitations to watch movies and play co-op games together?
I see them hanging out with other people too, so maybe it doesn't actually mean anything."
The next letter arrives looking like it lost a fight against itself.
Crossed-out sentences. Half-finished thoughts. Words scribbled over each other. The paper is practically screaming.
You assume he was panicking when he shoved it into the box.
"I don't know how this works. I just...
And I thought maybe th
Wait, no.
That's stupid.
This is stupid.
Never mind.
Actually, can I request a refund?
Do you do refunds?"
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Dude.
The important part is not whether they accepted. Anybody can accept an invitation.
What matters is whether they enjoy spending time with you.
Ask them out more often. The fact that they already accept your invitations is a positive sign.
Maybe make the next outing a little more romantic.
Pick a romance movie.
Watch their reactions.
Gather evidence.
Conduct research.
Become the scientist your feelings deserve.
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Also, I do not provide refunds unless you actually follow my advice and fail.
Stop being a coward. Ask them out again. Come back with updates.
Then we'll discuss compensation.
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Anonymous Name: Third Wheel Victim Association
"Is there a way to stop them from constantly inviting one of our mutual friends whenever we hang out?
I keep trying to arrange plans with just the two of us, but somehow my friend always ends up coming along.
And he always manages to draw their attention away from me.
I love my friend, but this is becoming increasingly frustrating.
What if he manages to win them over before I can?"
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Wow. Jealousy is such an ugly color.
Anyway.
I think you should talk to your friend.
Based on your letter, he sounds completely unaware of your feelings.
If he knew, he might actually help create opportunities for the two of you to spend time alone. Friends can be surprisingly supportive.
Now, regarding your crush...
Have you ever considered the possibility that they might actually like your friend?
Anonymous:
!!!!!! NO !!!!!
𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Anonymous Name: Brutally Honest Customer
"Despite operating a love advice service, you are remarkably dense and unintelligent when it comes to romance yourself."
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
EXCUSE ME?!
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO INSULT ME AND MY BUSINESS LIKE THAT?
IF PHYSICALLY BLOCKING CLIENTS WERE LEGAL, YOU WOULD ALREADY BE GONE.
Take your money back.
I refuse to be paid for emotional harassment. Go away.
𝐅𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭
Anonymous Name: In Emotional Distress
"Never thought the day would come when I would need this service. No offense.
I'm just stuck.
They seem nice to me. Whenever I ask them to try my special dishes as an excuse to spend time together, they always agree.
But I think they only like my food, not me.
I wonder what they think of me.
If I'm being honest, they even seem closer to my best friend."
𝑪𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅:
Hold on.
You can cook?
That's a massive advantage.
Do you realize how many people would willingly fall in love for homemade food alone?
Don't give up. Have some faith in yourself. Keep inviting them out.
The fastest route to someone's heart is through their stomach. That's science. Probably.
I'm cheering for you from the sidelines.
After answering every letter and dispensing your professional wisdom, you finally went to bed.
The next morning, you woke up to your phone vibrating nonstop.
Notifications. Messages. Date invitations. More date invitations. And even more date invitations.
From several very familiar ghouls.
Oops.
You completely forgot something.
Your ability allows you to see everyone else's love aura. It does not allow you to see your own. And people who share mutual feelings possess the same aura.
𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫
... Wait.
Did you just spend an entire afternoon teaching these idiots how to successfully court you?
Well. That certainly explains the sudden increase in customer satisfaction.
You messed something up again.
“Servant, how many times do I—”
Kiss.
His eyes widen.
“What was that?”
“Punishment. Don’t call me servant.”
He smirks and pulls you in closer.
“Hey Servant. Look here Servant. Servant. Servant.”
He leans closer.
“How many times was that?”
Thoma
“Late again. It’s apparent that I need to re-teach you some manners first.”
“I'm sorry.”
“Words are not enough. You must show through–”
Kiss.
Tohma flinches, just barely.
You look up at him cunningly.
“Will you forgive me?”
He steps closer.
“Not just with one.”
Kaito
Kaito’s spiraling with his self-depricating talks again.
“I know I’m just a useless mushroom. No one will ever find me attractive—”
You lean in.
Kiss.
Your lips barely touched but it worked.
Kaito was out. On the ground. His soul logging out of his body.
Luca
“Although I agree that sometimes we need a break. I believe that we should always be working towards–”
Kiss.
Luca just kind of stops moving.
“You’re right,” you say. “We should rest.”
He nods slowly, allowing you to escape his brutal study session.
_______
Alan
“You shouldn’t get too close to me. I–”
Kiss.
His eyes widen. Cheeks turning bright pink.
“Hmm,” you hum. “No thanks.”
“You don't understand—”
Kiss.
“Alan.” You smash his face between your palms. “It’s you who doesn’t understand. I'm not going anywhere. No matter what you say, I'm staying. Got it?”
He blinks.
“...Yeah.”
Leo
“Huh? You can’t even do that? I know you’re an NPC but–”
You grab his collar and—
Kiss.
“Shut up, will you?”
He stills for a few moments.
Then smirks, grabbing your chin.
“Ok then. How ‘bout we shut up together?”
Sho
“You’re not getting enough nutrients by eating ramen all day–”
Kiss.
You pull back with a mischievous smile.
“Ok, mom.”
Sho stares for a moment, then tilts his head, revealing a cocky grin.
“That’s not gonna make me stop, y’know. Quite the opposite, actually.”
_______
Haru
“I have to do this and that and buy that and–”
Kiss.
He blinks a few times.
You hold his hand.
“Just relax for a bit.”
As if you cast a spell on him, he sits down immediately.
“Y-Yes ma’am.”
Towa
He’s angry about something AGAIN. He’s about to rampage and destroy everything with a storm.
Kiss.
“Towa.” You press your forehead against his. “Calm down.”
The grey skies immediately clear up.
“Dandelion… Again!”
Ren
“Ugh, did you see that couple over there? People who are in love are literal parasites to society—”
Kiss.
He immediately covers his mouth.
“S-S-Senpai what was that?!”
“I guess I’m just a parasite.”
Ren's voice shakes.
“T-That’s harassment, y’know. I could sue you and–”
Kiss.
“H-Hey!”
_______
Taiga
You’re doing some chores, but Taiga won't stop following you around, being a nuisance.
“Kitty-cat, I’m hungry. Hey, I’m hungry. I’m hungry. I’m–”
Kiss.
Silence.
Then a jagged smile.
“Guess you’ll be my meal today.”
He hauls you over his shoulder.
“You started it. Don't moan and groan ‘bout it later.”
Romeo
“What did I tell you BB. If you’re not gonna–”
Kiss.
“What are you—”
Kiss.
“Don’t think that—”
Kiss.
He holds your chin back.
“BB, don’t do something you’re gonna regret.”
You push his hand away to kiss him again.
He scoffs, leaning in this time.
“You never learn, do you?”
Ritsu
He won't stop talking about the law.
“In fact, Law 3.2 states that–”
Kiss.
He looks shocked.
“MC. That's very dangerous. You can't just kiss someone. You must ask for consent."
You give him a sly look.
“Okay then. Can I kiss you?”
“I- I." He blushes. "Yes, you may."
