one direction has fucked my life and i dont care

@bystandrer

one direction || twenty one pilots || imagine dragons

2,065 posts

back-that-sass-up

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

howyougetthefangirl-deactivated

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

fandomsallaroundme

I’m sorry but Doctor Strange calmly handing over the Time Stone to Thanos, knowing full well that trillions of people would die, knowing he himself would cease to exist, all because he knew that the one in fourteen million chances that would let them win required Tony Stark to be alive, was one of the greatest acts of bravery, period.

He doesn’t even like Tony, doesn’t respect him, but he trusts him to save the entire fucking universe. He knows Tony Stark can save the universe. Now Tony just has to prove that trust was not in vain.

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

toomuchlamenotenoughbears

get fucking rekt OP

He’s also playing a live action Lemony Snicket in the Netflix series A Series of Unforunate Events so people know his face as well

lucysimperfectworld

BBS from oldest to youngest

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CaRtOoNz

Name: Luke Patterson.

Birthday: September 21, 1982

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 35

Zodiac sign: Virgo

Ohmwrecker

Name: Ryan

Birthday: June 28, 1983

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 34

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Lui Calibre

Name: Lui

Birthday: July 4, 1984

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 33

Zodiac sign: Cancer

H2O Delirious

Name: Jonathan

Birthday: May 2, 1987

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 30

Zodiac sign: Taurus

Moo Snuckel

Name: Brock

Birthday: June 17, 1987

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 30

Zodiac sign: Gemini

BasicallyIDoWrk

Name: Marcel Cunningham

Birthday: May 8, 1990

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 27

Zodiac sign: Taurus

BigJigglyPanda

Name: Anthony Brown

Birthday: December 4, 1990

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 27

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Terroriser

Name: Brian Hanby

Birthday: March 23, 1991

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 26

Zodiac sign: Aries

Fourzer0seven

Name: Scotty

Birthday: 23 May 1991

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 26

Zodiac sign: Gemini

Vanoss

Name: Evan Fong

Birthday: May 31, 1992

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 25

Zodiac sign: Gemini

Daithi De Nogla

Name: David Nagle

Birthday: July 6, 1992

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 25

Zodiac sign: Cancer

I AM WILDCAT

Name: Tyler Wine

Birthday: September 14, 1992

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 25

Zodiac sign: Virgo

Mini Ladd

Name: Craig Thompson

Birthday: January 7, 1995

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 22

Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Bryce McQuaid

Name: Bryce

Birthday: April 20, 1995

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 22

Zodiac sign: Taurus

Smii7y

Name:

Birthday: April 29, 1997

Age (to 30.12.2017) : 20

Zodiac sign: Taurus

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no offense but one direction literally was my first love and I’ll never really get over them

Whoever arrested Louis truly is an idiot because he did nothing wrong. Whoever videoed the incident without calling for help is an idiot because he didn’t do anything to stop it. Whoever thought it was funny to attack Eleanor like that is trash. Whoever still believes stalking and antagonising Louis like this is alright, is a waste of space.

It isn’t a “stunt”. He loves her, which is clear. He was trying to PROTECT HER.

Just to be clear.

I am 10293180% behind Louis. Always have been. Always will be.

Do you ever feel like you’re missing out on so much just because of being who you are and not someone else? Whenever I see a beautiful girl I wonder how it must feel to be that beautiful and if I’ll ever feel like that. Or when I see someone who’s confident and extroverted and I imagine how nice and easy it must be to be that way. Or when I see someone that’s my age who has already accomplished so much or been in so many places and experienced so many things, I can’t help but feel like time is falling from my hands like sand and I’m not getting better or going anywhere. I grew up watching movies and reading stories that made me believe that life was supposed to be constantly exciting and I haven’t felt that way many times and I just feel so stuck being myself. I wish I could be someone else for a while.

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theinturnetexplorer

One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”

1980sbusinesswoman

The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”

I can be bitching up a blue streak about a customer-from-hell while the store is empty, and when the phone rings swap over to my retail voice practically in mid-sentence. I even have managers and salespeople from other stores in the chain fooled into thinking I’m infinitely friendly and helpful, and my manager’s husband thinks I’m one of the most professional people in the store. One assistant manager’s daughter dubbed me Perky-Pants because she mostly dealt with me over the phone, and was shocked to the core when I dropped an F-bomb at her graduation picnic.

The acting required in the service industry is beyond the pale. My cousin freaked out when she came to see me at work because I was all smiling and nice while helping someone who was asking inane questions and who basically forced me to walk them to the product and put it in their fucking hand but I was nice as pie until I turned around to walk away and my demeanor changed back to normal and I muttered “what a fucking moron” under my breath as I got back to my cousin. She just looked at me shocked and said “no wonder you’re so exhausted when you get home.”

eat-my-dragon-deactivated201611

this is actually referred to as emotional labor in criminology, and is considered one of the hardest forms of labor

blasphemous-lies-and-deceit

The art of bullshit is strong in the service industry

I work on the daily with children mostly under 10 years and boy can you imagine the amount of bullshit faking I have to do? When their parents are watching you wouldn’t dare not be happy

adulthoodisokay

i am simultaneously furious and impressed

I read this as “told me, roll me, in the shed, with her finger and her thumb” and now im scarred

deactivatedblognumber1

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious

original-cypher

MELBOURNE ARE SAVAGES

I DON’T FUCKIN UNDERSTAND DREAMWORKS MAN. THEY CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS:

AND THEY HAVE LIKE REALLY NICE CHARACTERS AND IT’S A GOOD STORY AND IT LOOKS SUPER PRETTY, BUT THEN LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR OR SO THEY COME OUT WITH LIKE A REALLY WEIRD LOOKIN MOVIE WITH WEIRD CONCEPTS AND SHIT LIKE THIS COMES OUT:

AND I’M JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE WTF MAN WHAT IS YOUR ANIMATION STUDIO WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE I DON’T GET IT.

theamazingladygeek

shush you, Shark Tale was a wonderful movie

@melon-cheese

this blog believes 100% that black lives matters.

capricornluna-deactivated201810

this blog hates donald trump

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