[targetedknowledge]

[muffinlance]

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[beardedmrbean]

[subversivegrrl]

[applejuicewerewolf]

[bytemesoftly]

Opening tumblr for the first time in years like dusting off an old ass tome, what we got in here

[dilfosaur]

hey guys- i’m very sad to share the news that i am no longer a part of drawfee going forward. you’ll keep seeing me around as i move on to new things! but please understand the privacy and difficulty around the matter.

thank you everyone for many fun years, and for your continued support going forward 🫶

[bytemesoftly]

I’m in love huh

[willgrahamscock]

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

[abernathyvalois]

I am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from

[charlesoberonn]

Victor Frankenstein trying to manifest success on his second attempt.

[depsidase]

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[evilwizard]

drink my concoction boy

[jordieritzcracker]

Please, use commas

[evilwizard]

drink him

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[pisshandkerchief]

did you imagine your own tragic death a lot as a child or are you normal

[pisshandkerchief]

#did you hope that someone would kill you on accident as a child so that they would feel guilty for not listening or paying attention to you#as a child or are u normal. just me ok

[shamebats]

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

[shamebats]

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

[shamebats]

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

[starzonez]

anyone else Metaphorically chained to a pipe in the saw bathroom of Life

[victusinveritas]

[official-ginger-kid]

That’s actually incredibly sad.

[j-tee]

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)