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🧛‍♀️ he/they/she // 26 // Croatian 🧛

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[disoda]

a window

[herpsandbirds]

It seems like all kids do nowadays is create homonculi in their basements.

[jackkdaniels]

extremely good trope: injured character sees their own blood on someone else who's otherwise unscathed and gives a concerned "are you hurt?" double points if they're so injured they're barely lucid

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[dworkinism]

the world is my cuck chair

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[larval-tear]

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

[godivaghoul]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy