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@bzpreviewreview
In case you couldn’t tell, that monstrosity is supposed to be Sonic
Isn’t that supposed to be…Metal Sonic?
Wow! Good call, BZP Review! I thought it was just a horrible abomination of a Sonic minifigure at first, but now that I know it's Metal Sonic, that completely takes away all the horribleness! I'm giving the guy who made this an Official BZP Review Review Award, and Lunacy a Grand Rotten Turkey award because they're just cis scum who can't see the beauty of this work. -Admin 2.
BZP Review: I told them.
This is good. Following in our footsteps of doing good and evil side by side. Well done, my apprentice.
On a sidenote, I enjoy the wonderful feeling of being right.
-Admin 2.
Of course you told them. You were so right. Everyone knows when the cis scum they call Lunacy decided to create their own archnemesis that will obviously ultimately lead to their demise (by the way don't go there they're still neurotypical cis scum), they clearly had you, BZP Review's Admin 2, on their mind. Surely you were the shining reason the cis scum they call Lunacy had so much optimism for the Bionicle fanbase. Because you are perfect. And because you are so perfect, I, BZP Review Review's own Admin 2, am hereby awarding you an Official BZP Review Review Award, because you are the perfect BZP Review admin and Bionicle fan, and the true inspiration behind BZP Review Review. -Admin 2.
BZP Review: Wat.
First I was intrigued. A guy (http://vezonthemehscrewthis.tumblr.com/) who stands up to Lunacy and nitpicks what they say! Until I went to his profile, and read:
My reaction?
Then again, he’s probably being sarcastic. It’s a trend on tumblr these days.
-Admin 2.
(credit to Egophiliac, author of Moonstuck for the Batpony reaction image)
Really?!!? Someone who stands up to the cis scum they call Lunacy?!!? This guy must be the greatest person ever! Anyone who's against the cis scum they call Lunacy must be on our side! I bet he's just joking around about the Nazi stuff. I'm sure he's totally a great and wonderful person who doesn't bash little kids' sprite comics harder than Lunacy does and never filled his comics with unfunny gory swastika-laden "jokes". And that's why you, Mr. Vezonthemehscrewthis, have earned yourself an Official BZP Review Review Award for being such a totally wonderful person, and the cis scum they call Lunacy a Grand Rotten Turkey Award just for existing. -Admin 2.
BZP Review: that awkward moment when
That awwkward moment when Hero factory is Bionicle
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sorry, HF fans
-Admin 2.
Yes, that is quite awwkward. When Hero Factory becomes Bionicle, it tears a hole in the time-space continuum and replaces whatever that image was supposed to be with empty nothingness.
-Admin 2.
Cuusoo Review, Episode 4
Sorry about skipping last week, everyone. But hopefully I'll make up for it with this next project! Tonight's lucky winner is...
*drumroll*
http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/21164
Of course I'm going to support this project! I'd support anything that gives me this huge of an erection! YOU REALLY NEED TO SUPPORT THIS NOW!
-Admin 2.
Cuusoo Review, Episode 3
It's Monday again, so it's time for Cuusoo Review! Our usually-supposed-to-be-weekly segments where we advertise MOCs that we want to see on store shelves! Tonight's winner is...
*drumroll*
http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/15979
It looks exactly like a Kanohi Hau! Lego might not bring back the buildable action figures, but if this gets 10,000 votes, they'll bring back Bionicle in a new way! Support this or as soon as this does get 10,000 votes and they make a Mask of Strength I'll punch you to Bara Magna. YOU REALLY NEED TO SUPPORT THIS NOW!
-Admin 2.
Gav's Love Advice
Don’t fall in love.
That way you won’t go through the dreadful feelings of them either cheating on you, dumping you and other stuff.
Instead, adopt a computer system from your local electronic store.
Look up some porn.
Try to seduce Cleverbot.
Write raunchy fanfictions about yourself.
Play games with strangers online to get your daily dose of personal interaction.
Most of all: Wear a shirt.
Pants are optional.
I totally agree! I mean, I've lost two of my loves, Bionicle and BZP Review, so I am quite familiar with those horrible feelings.
In my case, I just sit back and take on the cis scum of the Bionicle fandom and a hipster photography blog our heroes at BZPReview were always at war with.
-Admin 2
Cuusoo Review, Episode 2
Welcome to Cuusoo Review. As we try to cope with our recent loss, I'm here to help everyone smile again by bringing a wonderful Cuusoo project to light.
And that project is...
*drumroll*
http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/22733#
A tragically overlooked Bring Back Bionicle project. If Lego approves this and makes this MOC official, I will buy sixty of these. Support or you'll face his wrath. YOU REALLY NEED TO SUPPORT THIS NOW!
-Admin 2.
Goodbye
This blog will no longer be updated. -Admin 1
Well, that's sad and all, but we'll just have to carry on. And if it means being the only blog to fight against the cis scum they call Lunacy, then we'll just have to make do. So from today on, I officially declare BZP Review Review to be the true successor to the greatness that once was BZP Review. We'll carry out their work and mercilessly mock the bad parts of BZP just the way they would have done.
Because this can't be happening. Right?
-Admin 2.
Goodbye
This blog will no longer be updated. -Admin 1
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY LIFE HAS BEEN HORRIBLE EVER SINCE ADMIN 1 PULLED THE PLUG ON BZPREVIEW BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FIRST BIONICLE AND NOW THIS BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOW IT'S ME AGAINST LUNACY I'M JUST GOING TO CRAWL INTO A DARK CORNER AND KEEP ON CRYING DON'T EXPECT ANY MORE UPDATES FROM US BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
-Admin 2
Goodbye
This blog will no longer be updated. -Admin 1
Come on, let's not rush into things. I mean, let's make a deal here. If you come back, we'll help you declare war on Lunacy! And we'll make you the superior Bionicle humor blog! Even though I haven't really seen them do anything bad because Lunacy just redirects me to some blog with a bunch of hipster photography. But still, they're just cis scum! And we'll help you declare blog war on them! All you have to do is just come back! Please?
-Admin 2.
Goodbye
This blog will no longer be updated. -Admin 1
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO QUIT LIKE THAT ON US AND LEAVE THE CIS SCUM OF TUMBLR AND LUNACY FOR US TO DEAL WITH ON OUR OWN MAKING US AND BIONICLE NOSTALGIA THE ONLY BLOGS LEFT AGAINST THE NEUROTROPICAL SCUM THAT ARE HERO FACTORY FANS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO QUIT I'M REALLY MAD RIGHT NOW THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Admin 2
BZP Review: Goodbye
This blog will no longer be updated. -Admin 1
This can't be happening, right? I'm sure Admin 1 is just messing with us. I mean, they're a humor blog, so obviously they're just kidding. Because there's no way this would happen. Right? I mean, come on. I'm sure tomorrow Admin 2 will post a Shameless Advertising segment and Admin 4 will trash Lunacy and maybe explain to us what a dennis is and everything will be back to normal. Because I can't imagine anything like this happening. Because it isn't happening. Because Admin 1 is just messing with us. Right?
-Admin 2.
Goodbye
This blog will no longer be updated. -Admin 1
no...
no...
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
We here at BZPReview Review will miss you and your witty commentary.
-Admin 2
-Admin 2.
Clearly, that guy is nothing but trolling cis scum. Everyone knows what BZP Review is: The greatest blog on the Internet! Next to Bionicle Nostalgia.
-Admin 2.
what the fuck is cis scum
-admin 4
It's a common social justice term for "people who need to check their privilege".
While I'm at it, what the fuck is a dennis?
-Admin 2.
And so, both team have made to the final, but only one will make it to the top.
Team Apple Family have endured the challenges and yet, they’ve made it to the top. They’ve faced Team Vorox, Team Vortixx, Team Air Tribe, and the rest of the mightiest team ever to be offered from Spherus Magna.
Team Rock Tribe have also endured the challenges ahead of them, and yet nothing can’t stop them. Team Griffiths, Team Pegasuses, Team Unicorns, and the rest of the strongest team sent by the land of the Equestria.
Here they are, here in the final round of the Olympic Kohlii match, as they stand in the grass field and watch Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts glide through the skies above Canterlot. They can hear the people chanting their names, “Applejack, Applejack, Applejack, Pohatu, Pohatu, Pohatu…”
But who will win?
Sorry to upload this late, but the final match for the male soccer match in the Olympics, and I can’t wait for it for tomorrow. I’m glad that the female US team win the soccer match, and now to cheer for Mexico to win for the male soccer match. So who will win? The answer might be revealed tomorrow.
Clearly, the team that has been on the sidelines since 2010 will win.
-Admin 2
Cuusoo Review, Episode 1
Welcome to Cuusoo Review, BZP Review Review's new segment based on BZP Review's Shameless Advertising segments. Here, we'll advertise a project from everyone's favorite site where people try to get their MOCs turned into actual sets.
And tonight's lucky winner is...
*drumroll*
BIONICLE- ORIGINS!
It's always best to start with a great Bring Back Bionicle project. The best way to revive Bionicle is totally to make all the sets gigantic and put turbines on everyone's shoulders.
If you don't support this, you're cis scum and you deserve to die. Support or Greg Farshtey will descend from the heavens and declare your existence non-canon. YOU REALLY NEED TO SUPPORT THIS NOW!
-Admin 2.
