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Would sell my soul for this
honestly……sometimes u really do just need to eat some warm bread with butter and remember that everything will be ok.
ignore the fucked up emoji please
I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore
“Death is a rare mercy” Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places
It's so funny how kids who were only given the "girl" toys seemed to frequently develop the most maniacal imaginations. When I was little and I visited friends or family who were little girls they'd have their Barbies involved in ritual sacrifice or human trafficking. They'd have barbie's evil twin drive ken to suicide by poisoning his horse or some shit.
Action figures set up only the simplest kinds of violence, heroes and villains punching or shooting each other over doomsday plots. When you crave high stakes drama as all children do but your characters are all rich suburban women you kinda have no choice but to get pitch dark I think. The only kinds of villains that logically exist in that setting are just so much sicker and nastier than just doctor octopus or something.
Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog on web only (for now). Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Get yours here!
someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
Just leaving this here :)
It was kinda like Sleeping Beauty or Snow White but the prince is in the coffin instead and it’s not a guy but a sassy orphaned butch who’s actually the daughter of God and she’s definitely dead but just faking unconsciousness so she totally knew the princess kissed her who’s really more like a priestess of the apocalypse and normally wears skull face paint and does bone magic and was the prince’s childhood enemy but there’s a vengeful planetary goddess with amnesia who’s been possessing her and of course acting way too adorable to ever be mistaken as the princess. It was probably the prince’s first kiss but the princess has kissed like two monsters so far.
Who tf comes up with these hahahahahah love it xD
Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users.
I made a post back around April fool's about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries to trick you into clicking things so they can make money from your clicks and what if instead a website just asked "please click this revenue generating crab. It is there to generate revenue. In return you will have clicked on a crab. Nothing more." And the answer to that question was "people will frantically click on that crab. They don't hate the idea of the website getting money, they hate the idea of being profited on against their will".
So Tumblr implemented actual revenue crabs. "For this much money you can fill your or someone else's dash with virtual crabs. This will have the effect of there being crabs on their screen."
And people will buy those crabs. Because yes you're spending money on something stupid and useless but it's being sold to you as "hey you want something stupid and useless?", which is a nice change of pace from every other site trying to make itself out to be something more than what it is.
Twitter is floundering with the checkmark system because it's being sold as "confirm that you are someone important and who you say you are is true", which it isn't at all right now because anyone can buy one. You're buying a useless checkmark that only says that YOU think you're important. Or, more often than not right now, you are intending to trick other people into thinking you're someone you're not.
Meanwhile, Tumblr just said "Consider this double check mark. It does nothing. You will be marking yourself as someone who paid money for a meaningless checkmark and sometimes it will randomly turn into a bunch of crabs, making the site harder to use". And the userbase is like "Well sure, that sounds delightful."
The point is, despite what all the marketing and advertising people have tried to say, painting trash gold and trying to pass it off as something better is almost never as effective as just saying "hey you want this trash?"
Why yes, in fact, I do.
This is the type of contect I joined this page for. LOVE this community!!! Keep it up everyone and lead by example, we can all make a difference online if we juuuuuust put some effort into it and be mindful that this is a community for all of us
kthxbye
I wonder which vietnamese came up with this....
Howdy newbies and welcome to Tumblr, it takes a bit of setup to get this site running well so here’s what works for me. One of the neat things about this site is that its a different experience for everyone, so tailor these settings towards what you want from this site.
New XKit
This was useful af! Thanks!
My turn… (Unmute !)
Tumblr saw that Twitter was weak, bleeding out from the stab wound Elon just punched in its gut, and it knew what it had to do.
Go for the throat.
Slice right through the jugular...by bringing back titties and wang.
Artistic nudity, people. The only blade sharp enough to cut the carotid artery.
It'll put Twitter out of its misery.
The art of pie: before & after