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i have an itchy elbow
isnât that an actor
i have an itchy elbow
isn't that an actor
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs...
Flip it around. It's in reverse order of their deaths.
Grounded from tumblr for a month because my step dad Brett got hit with a ninja star while i was practicing but he says i did it on purpose which is not true
Mom kicked Brett out of the house because he spent our rent money on pay per view MMA fights so im technically ungrounded from tumblr
IâŠI canât tell if this is true or false
It is not true i did not hit him he was lying
oh hi mark
no offense but every time i see a jared eats bathbombs post i lose one year off my life
3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirelyâŠ
Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!
âI love you.â
âI hate you.â
âGo fuck yourself.â
âI guess soâŠâ
âI guess not.â
âLove me, please.â
âDonât say that.â
âDonât do that.â
âDonât touch me.â
âPlease, hold me.â
âPain changes people.â
âYou havenât changed.â
âPlease donât go.â
âLook behind you.â
âGo kill yourself.â
âI can change.â
âDonât ever change.â
âWant a hit?â
âDo you smoke?â
âFuck me now.â
âTake my hand.â
âLead the way.â
âDuck and cover!â
âJust go home.â
âTake me home.â
âWalk me there?â
âEveryone, shut up!â
âJust shut up.â
âPlease stop it.â
âPlease donât die.â
âI need you.â
âI want you.â
âWant a hug?â
âWant a kiss?â
âAre you sure?â
âAre you lying?â
âThatâs the truth.â
âIâm not lying.â
âOh my God.â
âFor fuckâs sake!â
âI got it.â
âI found it.â
âCall me later.â
âText me later.â
âDonât call me.â
âAre you crying?â
âI wasnât crying.â
âPlease donât laugh.â
âPlease donât cry.â
âThatâs a lie.â
âWhatâd they say?â
âWhatâll it be?â
âItâs last call.â
âItâs almost midnight.â
âDo you promise?â
âThatâs a promise.â
âAre you serious?â
âDonât bullshit me.â
âI punched him.â
âI killed him.â
âI kissed him.â
âI love him.â
âI hate him.â
âI lied before.â
âIâm so sorry.â
âIâm not sorry.â
âIâll come over.â
âCan you come?â
âWant to cuddle?â
âMaybe we should.â
âMaybe we shouldnât.â
âYou donât say.â
âMake me come.â
âDid you come?â
âI stole it.â
âI broke it.â
âAny bones broken?â
âAre you okay?â
âAre you hurt?â
âThat mustâve hurt.â
âHe was lying.â
âItâs our song.â
âCan I help?â
âHelp me out.â
âPlease, for me?â
âAnything for you.â
âI doubt it.â
âI believe you.â
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
LOOK AT HIS ARMS FUCK ME UP MORRIS
they tried to put me on the cover of vogue but my legs were tooooooooo long
sometimes I think about how Iâm the same height as spot conlon
and spot's super intimidating
and Iâm a soft wimpy bean
huh
You finally build enough courage to talk to that cute someone you see everyday on the bus. Their face turns dark as they respond âYou shouldnât be able to see me.â
HMMMPH I COULD DO A DEH THINGY MMM
After a long day you come home and flick on the lights. Someone who looks to be a stereotypical vampire is fiddling with your remotes. Before you can speak, they simply say: âDid you know you have a piece of rug that says âCome right on inâ in front of your door?â
snrk romance
Davey x Reader- Teacher AU
Whoâs ready for some self projection??
Alright so Davey teaches English
Heâs that teacher in a sweater and nerd glasses who sometimes gets so caught up talking to students or reading a book that he walks into a wall
His room is super neat, bookshelves covering every wall, filled to the brim with every kind of novel
Obviously adored by the students I mean come on
He assigns a good amount of homework but everything is just so interesting no one really minds
He focuses a lot on speeches and persuasive writing but that boy could fan over his favorite books for an entire period
And he has
Many times
If a student is struggling or just in a bad mood, all they have to do is say they donât want to participate today and he will one hundred percent let them sit in the corner and sleep or finish homework or whatever they need bc Davey spent so many nights in high school having panic attacks due to stress and he gets it
Youâre the history teacher
Everything is kind of a mess in your room but also really organized
Like you have tons of artifacts and posters from every time period and no where to put them so they just kinda get overlapped and shoved onto the walls
Students started shipping you two immediately
You spent the first day geeking out about history and Davey did the same with English and everyone was just like
These dorks
Need to be dorks together
You were both younger members of the staff and so you stuck together when it came to lunches and meetings
You had started the same day as he did
The second you walked into the teachers lounge he was in love
From there you guys became best friends
Grading papers together over breakfasts every Saturday
Going to football games together and accidentally spending the whole time talking about literature and current events that you missed the whole game
Students teasing you endlessly
âSo Mr/Ms y/n, can you tell us who caught the game winning pass? Or were too busy staring into Mr Jacobs eyes?â
He asked you one day for any suggestions on what he should teach and you recommended a book that you were covering in your history class as well
So you two started doing lesson plans together every day after school, marching up eras and projects so you both were teaching the same time periods and main ideas
Not only was it a way to spend time together, but you let the students make one project for both subjects so they adored it too
Sometimes if Davey didnât have a class for a period, heâd walk into your class and just sit on the desk in the back and listen to you lecture
âDid you need something Mr Jacobs?â
âNo, not reallyâ
The students were blessed every time either of you went to the others class because no matter what one of you got on a tangent or made a comment that led to a discussion about one super specific thing instead of the topic
Everyone is just dying for you to be together
Until one day they just canât take it.
âAlright Jacobs. We know you like them, ask them to a basketball game or prom or something! They obviously like you!â
âYou guys realize were not actually IN high school right? âŠ.you really think they do like me?â
They literally donât stop until he marches up to your room and asks you on a date
And so he does
Except heâs stuttering and muttering and making obscure literary references
And everyone is just face palming
But you understand and agree to go on a date with him and the entire hallway cheers
In conclusion you two are adorable little nerds and everyone knows it
Please keep requesting!!
hsdghghhhh okay I love this but??? It's really weird bc my English teacher is called Mr Jacob o no
dgmw he's a rlly good teacher but
um yeah
Just visited THE East High from High School Musical. #WHATTEAM #WILDCATS
a bean
petition to rename the usa âsouth canadaâ
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caNâT BREATHE OH MY GOD
Iâm not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else youâll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
*SCREECH*
drew a boy hi i love mike faist
Sleepy/Tired otp
- person A doesnât get tired. He gets sleepy. - He just wants to cuddle up and fall asleep in his boyfriends arms. - He has tiny yawns and his eye flutter closed. - Clingy af - little spoon - light sleeper - âI donât cuddle!â âIâm not adorable - totally is -always wears fluffy socks to bed -always cold - needs 5 blankets or more
- person B is a rock. - nothing can wake them - c o f f e e - has to have the room completely dark - will accidentally stay up until 5 am because of distractions (or theyâre just a workaholic, you choose) - just wears boxers because itâs too hot - likes to play with Person Aâs hair - wakes A up with small kisses