💪( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🤜 @c0mettrail - Tumblr Blog

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

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yknow what

it’s time to bring this back

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Azigen !

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Me: What good herding dogs!

Camera: *pans over past the hula hoop*

Me: A TWIST I DID NOT EXPECT

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“This stray kitten saw some people he liked so he followed them home. No matter how fast they went, he kept up. His determination paid off, because he got a forever home.”

(Source)

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He knew what he was doing

thinkveganworld

needed another reblog

glitterorgy

This is how one of our cats came to us!!! My parents live in a rural area with lots of little farms and lots of people who don’t spay and neuter their cats. Felix just followed them home on a walk and the farmer told them to keep him.

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im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

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Who names their character Susan

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I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

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As you do

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@lovely-english-rose

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This just made my day.

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pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

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In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

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Op where’s the rest of the essay

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OP WHERES THE REST OF THE ESSAY

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wereralph

who in god’s fuck made this

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K

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I’m dummy thicc 💀💀

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Deleted scenes in kingdom hearts

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I… I just… don’t know why I had to watch this lmao

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Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

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Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

ouijubell

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

nesija

oh… the tea is hot

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this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

windycarnage

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

astrodael

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

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This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

pigeonbusiness

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

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like I wouldn’t have a problem with this but what kinda mental gymnastics you have to do to be all “fuck me Oh Lord” but also “not as dudes though because that gay shit is gross.”