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hersheychocolateworld

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.

DEPLOY THE BOY

ALL BOYS DEPLOYED

homosexfag-moved-deactivated202

aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated

I cant stop reciting this and then laughing so hard I cry

vrson

transcript:

I firmly believe all the best stories happen at WalMart self checkout, I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying Froot Loops, and there was a tall, tall country dad there and his little 5 year old daughter.

And when buying my Froot Loops, I dropped them. And I said "fuck. my loops." And I remember, like, in the back hearing, [gruffer, southern accented voice] "Yeah! Dont be afraid to speak!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "What?"

And he was like, [accented voice] "Youre angry, about your cereal. Say it. Say Fuck with your chest!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "...Fuck!" and his little daughter was like [less gruff accented voice] "Yeah my daddy lets me say Bitch!"

aaitwo-deactivated20250816

tshirt that says WELL INTENTIONED on the front and BUT STUPID on the back

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

notcaycepollard

callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

ladyshinga

(source)

oughoughoughough-deactivated202

the long awaited sequel

hivemindcoroika

made a bunch of splatoon stuff in custom designer, here’s some codes! (that hothouse hoodie took waaaay too long)

lichen-soup-scribe

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

toe-grinder616-deactivated20190

note-a-bear

@blackberryshawty

blackwoolncrown

Good fucking content.

cyberbug9000

Can anyone write a description? Tnx

trash-slvt

audio description:

[the man has a heavy russian accent]

[reading from phone]: how come they’re the strongest in the world but they dont have abs?” Abs is not the sign of power. its...just the sign that not eat enough! [big goofy chuckle]