ten outta ten, toots @c0rvidsnotreal - Tumblr Blog

Hey there, call me C0rvid, I'm an 18 y.o transfag going by he/it. Chronically horny so -17 dni.

My main hyperfixations include Borderlands, Elder Scrolls, Arcane, Gorillaz, Apex Legends, Kpop Demon Hunters, and The Amazing Digital Circus.

@c0rvid-selfships is my selfship sideblog if you actually know me this does not exist. ^^

I also have countless ocs, all listed here! I love talking about them so please please ask me about them. <3

My askbox and dms are always open, so if you have any other questions feel free to ask. If we're mutuals you're welcome to ask me for my Discord. ^^

pukicho

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

leaf-de-man

for sure the balls

pukicho

Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.

pukicho

It said balls

pukicho

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

pukicho

wainwrightjakobshammerlock

insta friend led me to the realization both of these mfs are peepaws with chronic pain so they can have a little a toke of weed. as a treat

halondrus

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

halondrus

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

halondrus

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

halondrus

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

virtualgirladvance

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

official-penis-posts

Penwas :(

storm-of-feathers

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

#1

irl-loading-screens

trans-girl-nausicaa

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

hannbl

chrollo-tw

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

#it's true I have one

4n631satellite

new-us will forever be canon to me i think we need to make hyperions hold over pandora as scary and oppressive as physically possible. everyone get more afraid NOW!!

4n631satellite

pandorans being caught in a forever cycle of dying brutally just to be revived again and again until hyperion drains them of all of their money and then disposes of them for good...how could this not be canon.