[c0smicsurfin]

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[contemptible-scoundrel]

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

[lyril]

compilation

[unluckysynthh]

He just posted this

tobyfox (@tobyfox.undertale.com)

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

[thwrangis]

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

[evilvillain123456789]

Oh so you’re a boy? Cool cool. Yeah, no, that’s pretty crazy. So, just like, bin laden right?

[cubistemoji]

fandom loves to see a unique and interesting story and go ah this would be great in my little boxes that make everything the same

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[charl0ttan]

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

[kristina100000]

brownies and milk before going to sleep dear lord i am ready for whatever tomorrow brings

[evilsoup]

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

[devogamer]

final internet creature

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

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[poopballs]

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[mars-matrix-deactivated20150713]

[poopballs]