S.O.S

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCEEEEES!!!!??!!!!!

[important-cat-pics]

[zsnes]

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

[greatwaytokillhim]

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

If you're writing a hero and can't see them becoming a villain in any circumstances you're not writing a hero

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[sliversoakley4]

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[grenadineghost]

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[thegreenaper]

[pansyfemme]

parallel parks in your pussy lol

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things