S.O.S

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCEEEEES!!!!??!!!!!

[molags-balls]

[sandmandaddy69]

[captain-talla]

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.

[wincingthenightaway]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[everydaymandalei]

I just know "Etsy Witch" would have been a class in Dungeon Crawler Carl

[drchucktingle]

Sisyphus is exhausted. Day after day, he’s tasked with rolling an enormous boulder up the mountainside in his underworld neighborhood, just to find it right back where it started the next morning. He’s started tuning things out, which works, but it also causes him to miss out on the good while he ignores the bad.

But things change when the boulder speaks up, revealing himself to be a handsome living stone named Blimm. As attraction sizzles between Sisyphus and Blimm, Sisyphus must confront the reality of his situation, and find happiness in the chaos.

Now, the two of them are locked in a hardcore, erotic encounter… pounding happily.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient boulder action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living rock love.

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[dykeferatu]

[dykeferatu]

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[typhlonectes]

unattributed AI image of cats getting ripped and playing Yugioh

[katlynbark]

No this is real i was there

[tatzelwurming]

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

[moffpup]

must feel good as fuck to be the first frog to croak at night

[mimi-maru]

the vengeance of the daughter

[segamascott]

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[weepingchoir]

hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.