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kelly | she/her | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[3liza]

[charl0ttan]

its so crazy how starburst gets away with marketing how "juicy" starbursts are but like thats just your spit. thats saliva

[c4duceus]

Hello friends this is a cake I made for a competition and I’m quite proud of it

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[heinousactszx]

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

[pointnclick]

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

[finnglas]

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

[kosmogrl]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[all-the-bones-ever-deactivated2]

this hit me like a truck

[cannibalchicken]

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

[girlnephew]

[vintagewildlife]

Gerenuk By: John Dominis From: Wild, Wild World of Animals: Wild Herds 1977

[a-book-of-creatures]

do a big strethc

[post-punk-post-twink]

i never know what to say when someone is embarrassed about their age

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[energyprison]

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

[freackthejester]

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

[deceptive-owls]

watching you kiss her?

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry