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"what yaoi, question?"
OH NAUR !
cw: choso x australian!reader ft. kangaroo!sukuna,
"CHOSAUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!" the whole house shook as you called your husbands name.
choso knows nothing good ever comes from you screaming at him like that, so he takes a deep breath, then responds with all the reluctance in the world, "y-yes?"
you point off in some random direction. "there's a kangaroo in the backyad, i need you to gaur fight it."
choso deadpans. "what?"
"DAURNT make me repeat myself," you snap at him. "GET OUT THERE AND PROTECT OUR HOME."
"fuck— fine."
there's not much confidence in your husband's tone. he fucking hates doing this shit. the last time you sent him outside to 'protect your home' was when you saw a giant huntsman spider, that, by the way, BIT HIM, and you yelled at him for it!
choso grabs a broom, figuring he can just aim at the kangaroos' kneecaps and that'll be the end of it. except, choso didn't need a broom.
he needed a gun.
"Oi!"
oh my god this kangaroo can fucking talk too oh my god what the fuck is going on right now, is all that's going through choso's head as he looks this thing up and down. this kangaroo's buff as hell and well over 6 feet tall???
"im fuckin' dreaming right now bro why the fuck is there even pink kangaroo here?!" chosaur continues to panic as he talks to himself.
"first of all, this pink kangaroo has a name, and it's SUKUNA."
"sukuna??"
"yeah— the king of kangaroos, pleasure to meet ya."
"likewise." choso wants to cry right now.
the beefy kangaroo finally notices the broom in choso's hands and huffs out a laugh. "don't worry mate, you're not gonna need that today."
"what? what the fuck do you mean i'm not gonna need this today?!"
"exactly what i just said," sukuna repeats himself in a tone that makes it seem like he's doing choso a favor. "i suppose i just came here to warn you."
"about what?"
"me," the kangaroo's grin widens. "i'm gonna fuck your wife."
choso makes this weird sound that's really hard to describe, just know he's absolutely baffled right now. "you're a kangaroo! you can't fuck my wife!"
"i'm half human and the king of kangaroos— i can do whatever the FUCK i want."
"you're NOT fucking my wife!!"
"YES I AM," sukuna manically shouts back. "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE. IM GONNA FUCK THE ACCENT OUT OF HER, TOO. BACKSHOTS, PRONE BONE, MATING PRESS, FULL FUCKING NELSON— IM TURNING HER EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE."
"NO."
"YES." SUKUNA BEGINS TO LAUGH AS HE STARTS JUMPING AWAY RATHER JOYFULLY. "I'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR LOVELY, BREEDABLE WIFE SOON, CHOSAUR."
Item: A Half-blank Notebook Rarity: ⏶ Common
What video game do you most regret not finishing?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Hmmm, RE6, my friends bought for my birthday, but I got busy with school, and soon after, I had to sell my PS4, so I never got to play the whole game, but I played a lot of the campaigns with that same friend. I fished the entirety of Chris and Piers' campaign with her, and that nickname became one of our nicknames, and we use it to this day. So I was pretty upset when I couldn't finish it because RE6 Chris and Piers' campaign is such a big thing for us
Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common
Do you have a username you always use in games?
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Tuneka, it's a different spelling of one of my last names, and it got to the point that all my online friends call me by that
Item: A Soft Pillow Rarity: ⏶ Common
What's your comfort game?
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MINECRAFTTTTTT
Item: The Friendship Bracelet Rarity: ⏶ Common
Which game character felt like a genuine childhood friend?
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Lwk I think any racing games, especially those cheap low budget versions
Item: A Punching Bag Rarity: ✶ Rare
What game made you rage quit the hardest?
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The Snake games or the end of Stray, don't get me wrong, that's my favourite game, but that part with the laser pissed me off
Item: The Welcome Mat Rarity: ⏶ Common
What game feels like "home" to you no matter when you come back to it?
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Minecraft, no matter if I start a new world or play an old one, is always a new phase of my life, and it gives me nostalgia looking back at it
how do I know when is Love or just Lost?
THIS IS NOT AN EXPEDITION...
ITS AN EXECUTION.
happy ⠀black history month ⠀to all the black americans , the afro-caribbeans , the afro-latinx afro-natives , and other black diasporas. we’re strong and this was always about us <3
So i been thinking a lot, and idk if it just me or everyone has families like that. But I notice how much my family just cover some pretty fucked stuff that family members do because it would give a bad reputation to our family. And before anyone ask, my family is not rich or anything, they just live in a small city (ig?), and eveyone knows and gossips about everyone else in that city, but is not like a village (I can't how to explain iykyk), but some of my family members did some jail level awful stuff like scaming, money laundry, stealing, house abuse and SA. However my family just overlooks it or just keeps it quiet...
I find funny how they just makes excuse and says is just life and stuff that grows character, but to me is a much of shit and excuses.
Maybe is just something with my family, but idk, ig guess I just wanted to know if someone else experience something like that with their family.