an idiot wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

ashley | they/he | thirty-one puppy want a fucking break from it all

[larvalform]

i think i was meant to be a low-level victorian aristocrat, fall in love with my butler & elope with him to a small village where i become a florist until contracting tuberculosis

[ambarrvioleta]

[brigantias-isles]

Herdwick Sheep, Lake District, Cumbria, England

[bloomingultravioletangel]

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[insomniac-arrest]

unlimited summer fun (2026 edition)

[larvalform]

ibuprofen gel works so fast. i hope this post comes to someone in their time of need

[ebaybumpstock]

[larvalform]

i finally finished repainting a £175 table i got for free off the street & i’m excited to arrange my plants on it tomorrow

[larvalform]

[suspiriously]

Since you didn't vote, what did you do to mitigate the fascist republican party from putting project 2025 into place?

i fucked your mom

[segamascott]

this anon is more angry with a random tumblr user than they are with the democratic party who threw an election on purpose by running a historically unpopular candidate (again) who was to the right of their voter base on every single issue (again) and that's because liberals have the exact same individualism problem that conservatives have anon here also did nothing to mitigate the fascist republican party from putting project 2025 into place but they received an "i voted" sticker from voting for the police lady overseeing a genocide who had no chance of winning regardless so their conscience is clear it does not occur to them to be angry with the politicians for running a horrible campaign it barely even occurs to them to be angry with the people who voted for trump it is to berate people who just couldn't suck it up and stop caring about palestinians for five seconds so anon could go back to ignoring the atrocities of the world instead of now having to be affected by them

[achillesinhighheels]

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[larvalform]

SOAP GENE knuckle tattoos

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[larvalform]

i finally finished repainting a £175 table i got for free off the street & i’m excited to arrange my plants on it tomorrow

[horse-plush-a-day]

Ty: The Beanie Babies Collection "Clementine" 30th anniversary edition