sophie.

she/they. 21.

[corrie-zodori]

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

[webbyghost]

[theslowesthnery]

happy pride month

[ymutate]

Statue of Jesus getting slowly absorbed by tree at old cemetery in Bieszczady mountains, Poland

[spacelazarwolf]

[sacred-portal]

[natequarter]

unwilling narrator

[natequarter]

the weight of a story is hard to bear but someone's gotta be atlas

[gottfriedvonleibniz]

how the fuck is this even real

[shogas]

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

[nintendowiimote]

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

[honeycakelion]

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

[madscience]

[cabbagegunk]

I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.

WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…

[cabbagegunk]

GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!

[cabbagegunk]

WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!

[headspace-hotel]

Scrolling, sees this image, has to read the whole post to see what possible context it could have

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This is a headline on an actual news website.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

if i lived a few thousand years ago i would be hailed as a seer or a prophet because of my ability to fear things before they happen. nowadays they just put you on prozac and disregard your visions

[memewhore]

[sharkgirldick]

Nice neopronouns. What positions would you like me to take you in?

[sharkgirldick]

Stop being funnier than me on my own horny post.

[shoebillstork]

⠀

The fuck did you say to me

[shoebillstork]

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

[sonic06apologist]

Just realized my married friends can never commit the sin of premarital sex again how fucked up is that

[athetos]

Sad! Oh well, there’s other sins.

[sonic06apologist]

Name 5

[athetos]

I can name 7

[pinkm4ns]

[earlysunsetting]

Same but opposite energy