posting is a stress response

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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posting is a stress response
Huntrix based on Klimt’s Water Serpents
Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."
another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
THE TIME LOOP
making this unrebloggable. die.
LIVE ONCE MORE BY MY WHIM
Cinderella but its about a butch lesbian who lost her strap
i can say anything on this site
I sought loneliness when I was young. You've seen me there: on my promontory, patient and unaware. But when I think of you, I want to be alone together. I want to strive against and for. I want to live in contact. I want to be a context for you, and you for me. I love you, and I love you, and I want to find out what that means together.
this is how you lose the time war
Podcast host Joe Rogan noted that there were similarities between the Nazi Gestapo and President Donald Trump's use of Immigration and Custo
so anyways yeah i like the idea of forcing open the mouth of a pretty girl who used to be quite religious and stuffing it full of her rosary. i wanna see that delicate cross sitting on the full curve of her lower lip. i wanna make her pray for me on her knees while i hold her jaw and make fun of her for drooling around it and making a mess. full mouth and empty cunt. dripping down her thighs onto the hardwood floor. i want her to debase herself for me. forget what her religion ever meant to her more than a way to entertain me
THE SUBWAY by CHAPPELL ROAN
"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
This is true love. You think this happens every day?
it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship