Who would my muse rather kiss: Send two names

ellievsbear
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
dirt enthusiast

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
Game of Thrones Daily
will byers stan first human second
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Sade Olutola
🪼

Kiana Khansmith
One Nice Bug Per Day

No title available

roma★
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell
Not today Justin
almost home
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from China

seen from Poland
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from Israel
seen from Israel

seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
@cabinetofmemes
Who would my muse rather kiss: Send two names
WHY AREN’T WE INTERACTING?
recently i’ve noticed that the rpc seems to have trouble interacting with eachother–and i’ve seen a few of these memes go around, but i thought i’d make another!
❓ — i’m unfamiliar with your muse(s). 😟 — you intimidate me a lot. 📂 — you don’t reblog a lot of memes, and i usually interact through memes. 💡 — you don’t post a lot of opens, and i usually interact through opens. ⌚ — i honestly haven’t gotten around to it yet. 💔 — i ship our muses, and i’m worried that’ll upset you. 📜 — i’m a little intimidated by your writing length/style/formatting. 💤 — you followed me first and i’m waiting for you to make the first move. 🗣️ — i don’t have any ideas for plots readily available. ☀️ — i’ve sent memes/messages to you before, but you ignored them.
𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐕𝐔𝐎𝐍𝐆.
› prompts from the poetry of ocean vuong. feel free to tweak as you see fit.
❛ remember, loneliness is still time spent with the world. ❜
❛ i never asked for flight. ❜
❛ i don't know desire other than the need to be shattered & rebuilt ❜
❛ here. that's all i wanted to be. ❜
❛ my mother said i could be anything i wanted. ❜
❛ i chose to live. ❜
❛ sometimes i ask for too much just to feel my mouth overflow. ❜
❛ your father is only your father until one of you forgets. ❜
❛ are you listening? ❜
❛ don't we touch each other just to prove we're still here? ❜
❛ the body is a blade that sharpens by cutting. ❜
❛ you can never forget yourself. ❜
❛ you will always remember what you were doing when it hurts the most. ❜
❛ everyone can forget us—as long as you remember. ❜
❛ what becomes of the shepherd when the sheep are cannibals? ❜
❛ tell me it was for the hunger and nothing less. ❜
❛ i will learn to love a monster. ❜
❛ i pretend nothing is wrong. ❜
❛ it's finally spring! daffodils everywhere. just like that. ❜
❛ why do all my books leave me empty-handed? ❜
❛ how come the past tense is always longer? ❜
❛ what we’ll always have is something we lost. ❜
❛ i'm trying to be real but it costs too much. ❜
❛ i promise you, i was here. ❜
❛ i'm back inside my head where it's safe. ❜
❛ you can walk away. ❜
❛ you can be nothing and still breathing. believe me. ❜
❛ oh no. the sadness is intensifying. how rude. ❜
❛ you’ll need sorcery to make it out of here. ❜
❛ nobody's free without breaking open. ❜
❛ this mess i made i made with love. ❜
❛ i caved and decided it will be joy from now on. ❜
❛ i'm not high, officer, i just don't believe in time. ❜
❛ i love the world most when i’m rock-bottom in my fast car going nowhere. ❜
Send Me (ง'̀-'́)ง If Your Muse Would Punch Anyone Who Hurts My Muse.
CONVERSATIONAL SENTENCE STARTERS
❝ you wanna know how i know you’re a good friend— not just for me but in general? i always feel better after hanging out with you. ❞
❝ sometimes things aren’t alright and they’re not gonna be okay for a while. and that’s alright. as cliche as it sounds it’s okay to not be okay. give yourself time. ❞
❝ have you even taken the time to let yourself feel it? everything that’s been happening. eventually, you have to slow down and let it feel real. ❞
❝ i’m not really the advice type, but i am damn good at coming up with distractions to forget the bullshit for a while. ❞
❝ was this not what you expected? ❞
❝ i think the whole idea of ‘finding yourself’ is kind of bullshit. we are what we chose to be. we make ourselves. ❞
❝ did you come by for a reason or did you just want some company? ❞
❝ i’m going to tell you this, once, because i think you need to hear it. you deserve more. you should expect more from the world and put in the work to get what you deserve. ❞
❝ i brought some seeds for your garden. i thought about bringing a bouquet but— this way you can grow them and enjoy them longer. ❞
❝ please, stay for dinner? i enjoy your company. ❞
❝ come sit a little while with me. tell me how you’ve been? really. ❞
❝ you don’t know how glad i am to see you made it. here, let me get you a drink. ❞
❝ if you’d like to discuss it in private, we can step outside? ❞
❝ whatever it is you wish to tell me, it won’t leave this room. ❞
❝ well, i’ve been wanting to talk to you. but i don’t really know how to put it all in words. ❞
❝ how have you been sleeping? ❞
❝ don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t quite look well. ❞
❝ don’t feel bad for not knowing— i was trying not to bother anyone. you didn’t know because i didn’t let you. ❞
❝ miscommunication is a shitty trope in sitcoms and it’s even shittier in real life, so let’s just take a moment to breathe. and let’s get on the same page. alright? ❞
❝ is this a time for me to listen or fix it? ❞
❝ i don’t really have anything to say, i just know that i don’t really want to be alone. ❞
❝ could you just…talk to me? it doesn’t have to be anything important. i just like listening to your voice. it calms me. ❞
❝ honestly, it was a long time ago. i don’t really remember the details. ❞
❝ i’m rather proud of you. i don’t say that often, so believe i mean it. ❞
❝ you seem content here. happy, even? ❞
❝ i’m not here to drudge up the past. i’m just hoping we could have a future. ❞
❝ i see you’re not getting much sleep either. should i make us both some tea, then? ❞
❝ are you sure you didn’t want to mention something to me? ❞
❝ are you sure you’re alright? ❞
❝ i’m a fan of your work, actually. ❞
❝ you have more of a reputation than you might think. ❞
❝ you haven’t heard of me? how refreshing. ❞
❝ go on, tell me what’s on your mind. ❞
❝ something is troubling you, yes? ❞
❝ with a smile like that, i can’t help but want to know your secret. what’s got you so cheery today? ❞
❝ come on, you’re clearly upset. and i’m not the asshole who pretends not to notice. ❞
❝ oh, i’m going to enjoy making my first impression with you. how am i doing so far? ❞
Send my muse “Would you rather” questions
flirting/suggestive dialogue prompts
"you owe me a kiss"
"keep it, looks better on you anyways"
"admit it, you like fighting with me"
"annoying you is what i'm best at"
"i can tell you want to kiss me right now"
"well, you're trouble, and i'm apparently into that"
"do you even realise what you do to people? to me?"
"are you sure you're not a model? i could swear i've seen your pretty face on some magezine before"
"are you trying to turn me on?"
"i dare you... to kiss me"
"careful, someone might think you actually want me"
"say my name again, it sounds good when you say it like that"
"stop glaring, love, i know you want me"
"i think i deserve a kiss, don't you?"
"what do you think would happen if i kissed you right now?"
"are you checking me out?" - "like a book"
"if you ever need someone to teach you how to make out with someone, i'm always free for you to call"
"don't act innocent, you had me pinned down pretty well last night"
"i've been thinking about you all day, not gonna lie"
"what's your ideal type?" - "you"
"you're quite the troublemaker, sweetheart"
"what a lovely sight to wake up to"
"you look like a dream, love"
"i'm in the mood to tease you today"
"on a scale of one-to-ten, how mad would you be if i kissed you right now?"
"you know you love me"
"who's the most beautiful person you've ever seen?" - "the person who just asked me that question"
"i really like your outfit, too bad it won't leave this room in one piece"
"did anyone ever tell you how hot (colour) makes you look?"
"people keep asking me if you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and i'm loving it"
"you know, wouldn't hurt to give me a try"
"you should totally just lean in and kiss me right now"
"miss me? i know you did"
"if i win this race/competition, i get a kiss. deal?"
𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗦 !
❝ Don’t look at me like that. ❞
❝ You know exactly what you’re doing, don’t you? ❞
❝ One day, your arrogance is going to be your undoing. ❞
❝ Try me, I dare you. ❞
❝ I hate that I can’t stop thinking about you. ❞
❝ Stay away… or come closer. ❞
❝ You’re trouble, wrapped in a smile. ❞
❝ Careful. I bite. ❞
❝ You make me want to break my own rules. ❞
❝ Keep talking. I might actually like it. ❞
❝ I’m warning you… this doesn’t end well. ❞
❝ You’re like poison I can’t quit. ❞
❝ If you walk away now, don’t expect me to follow. ❞
❝ That was a mistake… and you loved it. ❞
❝ You’re insufferable, and yet… irresistible. ❞
❝ One day, you’ll regret underestimating me. ❞
❝ This is war… and you’re on the losing side. ❞
❝ You look way too smug right now. ❞
❝ Don’t flatter yourself; I’m not impressed. ❞
❝ You’re dangerous. And I want it. ❞
❝ Don’t think I won’t remember this. ❞
❝ I can’t tell if I hate you… or need you. ❞
❝ You make chaos look like art. ❞
❝ Keep pushing, and see what happens. ❞
❝ I’ve survived worse… but maybe not you. ❞
❝ You think you can break me? Cute. ❞
❝ One day, I’ll get the better of you. ❞
❝ Stop smiling at me like that. ❞
❝ I shouldn’t want this… but I do. ❞
❝ Every time you walk away, I ache. ❞
❝ You’re trouble, and I’m addicted. ❞
❝ Don’t pretend this doesn’t excite you. ❞
❝ One wrong word… and it’s over. ❞
❝ You like seeing me lose, don’t you? ❞
❝ I can’t tell if this is a game… or real. ❞
❝ Stop tempting me. ❞
❝ You’ll pay for this… eventually. ❞
❝ I’m not scared of you. Not yet. ❞
❝ If we survive this, I’ll never forgive you. ❞
❝ Don’t think I won’t hold it against you forever. ❞
❝ You’re infuriatingly irresistible. ❞
❝ Watch your step… or don’t. ❞
❝ You’ve got a death wish, don’t you? ❞
❝ I hate how easily you get under my skin. ❞
❝ Try walking away now. I dare you. ❞
❝ I shouldn’t care… but I do. ❞
❝ You think you can play with fire? ❞
❝ This tension between us is unbearable. ❞
❝ You’re going to be the end of me. ❞
❝ Don’t test me… unless you want to lose. ❞
Say on anon (or don't I ain't ur mom ) what your muse thinks of mine appearance-wise!
Does your muse think mine is pretty or ugly as shit, let my muse know! Does your muse have a favorite feature or a not favorite feature of my muse's, let them know that too! Also please keep in mind this is all in good fun, please no actual body shaming, hurtful or racist rhetoricect, ect.
protective action prompts.
protective prompts, but make them actions!
[ FIGHT ] : sender physically fights off receiver's attacker.
[ TACKLE ] : sender tackles receiver out of harm's way.
[ PUSH ] : sensing danger, sender pushes receive behind them, sender becoming a human shield in the process.
[ WARN ] : sender, seeing incoming danger, shouts a frantic warning to receiver.
[ PULL ] : sender pulls receiver into a relieved embrace following a nearly-lethal fight.
[ INTERCEPT ] : sender takes a bullet/punch/attack meant for the receiver.
[ CHECK ] : sender worriedly checks the receiver for injuries after a potentially dangerous situation.
[ STEER ] : sender, sensing a dangerous situation simmering, guides the receiver to safety.
[ RECKLESS ] : sender yells at receiver after receiver endangers themselves unnecessarily.
[ CATCH ] : sender catches receiver as they're falling or collapsing.
[ KILL ] : sender kills receiver's attacker.
[ INCAPACITATE ] : sender knocks out receiver's attacker.
[ READY ] : sender prepares to fight for receiver.
[ DECEIVE ] : sender tells a lie in order to protect the receiver. (the lie can be directed to a potential enemy (e.g. "they went that way" "i'll take them") or to the receiver themselves.
[ HIDE ] : sender shoves receiver out of sight in order to hide them and keep them safe.
[ BANDAGE ] : sender tends to receiver's wounds.
[ WATCH ] : sender watches receiver after a potentially upsetting moment to make sure they're okay.
[ TOUCH ] : sender rests a worried hand on the receiver.
[ DEFEND ] : sender verbally defends and protects receiver from an enemy. (i.e. "if you want them, you'll have to go through me.")
FOR EVERY PERSON THAT SENDS ME ✭ I WILL GIVE YOU A RANDOM HEADCANON ABOUT MY MUSE.
Who do you Crackship my Muse with?
Crossovers and OC's accepted.
♡ TWITTER FINDS - VOL. 5
adult themes / language tw. customize as you need / wish !
I watched a large ant and a small ant fight over a piece of poison bait today. Truly no winners there.
You ever finish your day and realize your shirts been backward the whole time…? Yeah. Me too.
So, lemme get this straight, there are people for whom regular social interaction is… easy?
Ex’s be like, “I’m over you,” then go date a knock off version of you.
How old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best?
I forgive myself for the way I let people treat me when i didn’t know any better.
There’s always gonna be someone that doesn’t like you, don’t let It bother you.
What is procrastination, if not relaxation persevering?
Sorry I didn’t text you back, I wasn’t in the mood to exist.
Just saw a raccoon pop its head out of a storm drain like Pennywise and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
That awkward moment when someone calls you sweetie.
Dreams do come true if you believe, but you have to make your move.
Sometimes waiting for the weekend is better than the weekend itself.
A sign you are a grown up is when you realize, school is actually more fun than work.
Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.
3 words 8 letters, “I got food.”
That awkward moment when you get mad at someone, slam the door, then you realize you forgot something, so you have to go back.
Admit it. You love the songs that describe exactly what you are feeling.
I really don’t care about the party. I only came for free food.
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
Never apologize for saying what you feel. That’s like saying sorry for being real.
Is it possible to party alone?
Imagine if it was possible to find out everyone who secretly had a crush on you.
Beauty gets the attention but personality gets the heart.
Hypnosis Sentence Starters
“Look at me when I’m talking to you.” “That’s it… just relax. I’ve got you.” “It’s a shame it had to come to this, but you give me no other choice.” “You think you can tell me no?” “I wonder how much your mind could take before it breaks?” “I love how you obey me, like a doll on strings.” “There’s no escaping me. I can and will bend you and break you all I like.” “We’re going to have so much fun together.” “Your body belongs to me as much as your mind does.” “There we go. Isn’t that much better? Now, get on your knees.” “Now, you’re going to do exactly as I say, aren’t you?” “When I snap my fingers, you’ll remember nothing of what just happened.” “Be a good boy/girl/pet and deal with them, why don’t you?” “You look so good like this, under my control and so willing to do anything I say.” “Tell me what I want to know and maybe I’ll let you go.”
devoted, yearning & obsessive
❝ you occupy my thoughts. day and night, even in dreams you're there. i want you to never stop haunting me. ❞
❝ i am eternally yours. until the stars go out. and maybe, even after that. ❞
❝ my heart bleeds the color of your soul. i would cut it out and put it in your palms if i could. ❞
❝ it's like you have knit yourself around my ribs. i could no more cut you out than i could remove my own lungs. ❞
❝ you are woven into my soul and i dare not cut a single thread. ❞
❝ i am yours, body and soul, to do with as you wish. ❞
❝ i don't require you to love me back, or to care for me as i do you. only let me be here, let me devote myself to you. that would be enough. ❞
❝ i want to trap your smile in a bottle and take it out when no one else can see. ❞
❝ you belong to me and i to you. ❞
❝ do not look away from me. i cannot bear it when i do not occupy your vision. ❞
❝ i will follow you. to the ends of the earth, to the very gates of hades and whatever might lay beyond. ❞
❝ i will always be here. no matter how far you go you can always come home to me. ❞
❝ tell me all the places you have been hurt, every rejection, every scar. let me love you in all the places where you have burned. ❞
❝ i will not ever let you go. ❞
❝ you cannot escape this. you cannot run away from the love we share. ❞
❝ what we have is deeper than words could capture. ❞
❝ i will be anything you desire. i pluck out the parts of me you find distasteful and stuff your love in the craters left behind. ❞
❝ tell me what you wish of me and i will do it. ❞
❝ i could spend all day merely watching the air in your lung. i would count every blink. i would cherish every sigh from your lips. i could watch you merely exist for the rest of my life. ❞
❝ don't let go of me. i think if you lost me i would die. ❞
❝ i will cut out the tongues of every man who has wronged you. ❞
❝ i wish i could crawl inside you and make a home out of the hollows of your bones. ❞
ACTIONS:
WATCH: for sender to watch receiver sleep.
WATCHED: for sender to wake up and find receiver watching over them.
DISCOVER: for sender to find a journal full of sketches receiver made of them and sender finds them looking at it.
DISCOVERED: for receiver to find a journal full of sketches receiver made of them.
FOLLOW: for sender to stalk receiver, claiming they're doing it to protect them.
FOLLOWED: for receiver to stalk sender and claim they're protecting them.
GOING: for sender to take receiver to a secluded cabin for a romantic getaway.
GONE: for receiver to take sender to a secluded cabin for a romantic getaway.
SACRIFICE: for sender to kill someone who wronged receiver as a grand gesture.
SACRIFICED: for receiver to kill someone who wrong sender as a grand gesture.
CAUGHT: for sender to catch receiver staring at them.
CATCHING: for receiver to catch sender staring at them.
REVEAL: for sender to slowly undress themselves while receiver watches, but doesn't touch.
REVEALED: for receiver to slowly undress themselves while sender watches, but doesn't touch.
BATHE: for sender to bathe receiver, meticulously and tenderly as if serving them.
BATHED: for receiver to bathe sender, meticulously and tenderly as if serving them.
Bite my muse - Specify where and how hard. I dare you.
Sassy sentence starters
﹡ ❝ oh please﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am not amused, at all﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i'm gonna lose my mind﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ are you like some grammar police now ﹖❞ ﹡ ❝ i pretty much feel like punching you, everytime you open your mouth. ❞ ﹡ ❝ to be honest, you annoy me the least. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you touch them and i will end you﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you're annoying as hell﹗was that honest enough for you ﹖❞ ﹡ ❝ love made me crazy, all bloody insane﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you're like some..annoying..twat. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you touch my drink and you die﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i've been sarcastic since the day i was born. ❞ ﹡ ❝ did you seriously just call me "shrek in a dress" ﹖❞ ﹡ ❝ honestly, i love shrek and i feel like ogres are my soulmates, so i don't mind. deal with it. your bullying didn't affect me. HA.❞ ﹡ ❝ god i need coffee﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ that person over there, drives me insane with their tapping﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ me sarcastic﹖always. ❞ ﹡ ❝ me sarcastic﹖happily so. ❞ ﹡ ❝ this "shrek in a dress" got a date to prom so HA﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ everyone ever told you how annoying you are ﹖ likely multiple people i'm sure. ❞ ﹡ ❝ bloody hell. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i feel like committing a felony, right about now. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you're like the donkey from shrek, more annoying tho﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ stop ogling me﹗i know i'm hot and all, but jeez, my eyes are up here jackass. ❞