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[catchymemes]

[twomillionbees]

I’m fairly certain the person who made the tweet was joking and this is actually spiegeleierkuchen (fried egg cake)! The “egg white” is a thick frosting made from yogurt/milk and cornstarch, while the “yolks” are tangerine halves. Here’s a recipe: https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2015/04/german-fried-egg-cake-spiegeleierkuchen.html?m=1

[dollsahoy]

Fun to look at the notes and figure who has and who has not seen the explanation

[witchaj]

I was still worried because those are definitely not tangerines, but then I looked at the recipe in the link and it turns out they are actually apricot halves.  I feel much better now.

[did-you-know]

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

[shinyrock6498]

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

[hatchibomitar]

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

[cabombshellblondie]

Do Trump supporters realize that they would not fall into Resistance or Rebellion category? Their beliefs go against everything the Resistance and Rebellion stand for.

They would fall into the First Order/Empire category. Trump would have gotten himself a large swivel chair and plopped it right next to Emporer Palpatine.

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

[off-brandhipster]

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

[intjint]

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

[bespectacled-ghost]

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[cabombshellblondie]

My sister lives in texas and she has confirmed this happens

[melonmemes]

[botanize]

[toastbutteregg]

pls like my edit. i used paint

[sinnerswithbrokenhearts]

Reblogging to pay respects to paint

[toastbutteregg]

@sinnerswithbrokenhearts THANK YOU. Finally someone appreciated my masterpiece

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cabombshellblondie]

The tea is strong today

[memez-all-day]

Lmfao 😂💀

[chewedcorn]

The Industry

[dark-sees-deactivated20210809]

[prncssguya]

[librarianproblems]

“I’ll just be over here.”

[cabombshellblondie]

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[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[silentauroriamthereal]

We’re really at this point of the dystopia, huh

[bundibird]

I thought this was a joke but wow no Trump really actually did threaten to shut down Twitter because it “silences conservative voices,” a claim inspired by the fact that Twitter attached a fact-check to a couple of his tweets.