Cabussy Robert

Ate that Cabussy and Got Bobbed

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[memorycycle]

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

[gentil-minou]

Sorry I gotta call out of work I have to go mourn the bestest little robot there ever was

[soberscientistlife]

A Texan discovers how voting needs to be in all states! I live in a red state and I am angry too.

[vizsladyke]

I wish I could blaze a post telling people to test their smoke alarms but I have literally no money so if y’all could help me spread this the old fashioned way

Test your smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

thinking about how my history teacher was talking about the french revolution one time and he wrote "bourgeoisie" on the board and said raise your hand if you think you can pronounce this and i raised my hand and he looked at the hammer and sickle pin on my backpack and said "ill come back to you"

[rouleye]

[egberts]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[tooies]

the immune system is such bs tbh. you are diseased so now we have to fill your lungs with gunk. oh no! oh no! oh no! theres gunk in your lungs! cough it up right now! still filling them up with more gunk btw

[191717718817188191929-deactivat]

when the kettle cooked salt and vinegar chips hit I feel no pain at all

[jvlianbashir]

i think that people who do any sort of cave exploration as a recreational hobby are perhaps some of the most unhinged specimens of human on this planet

[mentally-homeless]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Something to ponder

[oh-and-this]

The way Americans get when not everything on the internet is about them

[redshifting]

[kaban-bang]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pearls are RIDICULOUS because you think you know what a pearl looks like, you can envision it in your head, it's just a simple little white dot, but then all of THESE exist also

...such a versatile calcified bodily fluid

[renegade-hierophant-deactivated]

Advice from 4500 years ago.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I like ths translation. “it would be wise of you to remember this”

[beckrl]