temporary melancholia

[tommybruce]

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[broadwayninja]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood

The nurse asks, what’s your blood type?

The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type O”

[aadyeah]

oh my god

[bblanchefleur-deactivated202207]

“I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra  (via fyp-philosophy)

[bbeelzemon]

[cact-eyess]

When You Love the Wrong Person

When you love the wrong person

It chips away at you

But when you love the wrong person and you know it’s the wrong person

It feels as though you are chipping away at yourself

It hurts a little deeper

Stays a little longer

Aches a little stronger

When you know it’s the wrong person

And you love them anyway.

When you love the wrong person

Falling is the easy part

Loving is the easy part

It is harder to resist then to cave

Because love is nicotine

Morphine for the soul

And when it’s time to cut back

Your body wages war on you

Guns pointed, knives sharpened, 

The time for white flags is over

There’s no stopping until your heart and mind subdue

Then the withdrawal will ensue

It damages you

Takes bits of you that you fear will never return

All because you loved the wrong person.

When you love the wrong person

Turn back faster

Walk away sooner

Get out when you still can

Because if you wait too long

You won’t walk away as a whole

You’ll be left behind

Missing pieces of yourself didn’t realize were gone

And you will be all alone.

All because you loved the wrong person

And you knew better.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[whitepeopletwitter]

[angelnumber27]

This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride

[fiberglassbunny]

my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[papasmoke]

Doctor told me to stop drinking mercury again lads

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

sue for malpractice and misinformation

[papasmoke]

Cant, my brain's lost the ability to form complex thoughts and arguments for some reason

[cybercrimer]

i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

[manlethotline]

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is proced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.