Culer first, human second

he/him | Adult | Sports shit or whatever | xiaomydear on ao3

[igauff]

Welcome to my blog

Hi I'm William I post and reblog anything sports related but mostly football, formula 1, and tennis!

More about me and my blog below the cut <3

About my blog

My favourites in each sport:

Football:

Fc Barcelona (both men's and women's team)

Bayern München

Formula 1:

George Russell, Lewis Hamilton, Oscar Piastri, Franco Colapinto, Arvid Lindblad

Tennis:

Jannik Sinner, Flavio Cobolli, Matteo Berrettini, Ben Shelton, Carlos Alcaraz

Elena Rybakina, Coco Gauff, Iga Świątek, Victoria Mboko

Motogp:

Ducati, Marc Márquez

(mostly just here for the vibes and bikes though)

PWHL:

Ottawa charge

*small note, I can barely watch hockey because of the difference in time zones for me for most matches!

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My tags:

#will liveblogs -> all my liveblogging

#the q -> any queued/scheduled posts

#thoughts -> rambling about something

#personal -> self-explanatory I think

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About me

University student studying civil engineering, I mostly watch sports in my free time but I also write, you can find all my works on my ao3 and yeah ig that's it :)

[igauff]

Was eating a peach and pear the other day and I was like. I want to draw them as lesbian lovers. Then I remembered I don't know how to draw so

[passengerprincipessa]

sports fandom is so funny because you’ll be talking about some guy and describing him as a cutie patootie who’s soooo sweetie pie who you need to get pregnant and then someone asks to see a picture and you have to show them a guy who looks like a potato

[kisekii]

[etheltempest]

sometimes your dead wife isn’t even a wife. sometimes it’s the professional women’s hockey league.

[igauff]

Fucking finally!!!

[archivingathletic]

🕺😘

[streetlightserenades]

it’s january 2027. sincaraz have just played another yaoi farming exhibition in south korea and flirted shamelessly the entire time. carlos’s wrist is in perfect health. he steps up to make his speech at the end of the match and says “jannik i hope we never play each other again.” the result is a record number sincaraz finals for the remainder of the year

[alcarasz]

there’s no sport for me to watch rn my life is meaningless

[leafsheeps]

between roland garros 2026 r2 and wimbledon 2026 championship point, jannik sinner had to face (and, very importantly, overcome) the following adversities: 1. vampire allegations 2. victorian child allegations 3. favouritism allegations 4. washed allegations 5. whatever was actually going on with his body at the time 6. the pain of losing his main goal of the year 7. the pain of missing out on his career slam 8. the pain of watching repulsive tennis in the final (sorry, flavio, maybe you should schedule your bathroom breaks better) 9. the pain of losing another five set match on philippe chatrier 10. the Ghosts 11. the spirit of dead wife carlos alcaraz haunting his nightmares and daydreams 12. a fourth failed motorcycle license (long live the vespa) 13. novak djokovic, deadbeat father come to collect credit, on 'virgin grass' 14. stupid allegations for wandering into wimbledon without a warm up tournament 15. about three injury scares in the span of three hours and five gallons of blood staining his shoe 16. infamous jinxer roger federer 17. hallucinations of dead wife in the middle of post-match interview 18. more washed allegations 19. lack of forehand - also, at times, complete lack of backhand, return, general tennis skills etc 20. drop shot merchant allegations 21. mochizuki dominating the highlight reel with tennis jannik could only dream of at the time 22. father desperate to commit filicide and his etsy witches 23. losing first set to servebotting rat, experiencing severe brainfade, mental block, panic, lack of forehand again 24. royal disdain 25. darren and siglinde on painkillers

and he still won. Please note: 1. john mcenroe is personally responsible for many of the allegations listed above 2. this was all likely made much better by charles leclerc's win and carlos alcaraz's double hander shots

[fraudcelona]

[hotmanservefast]

Everyday one janniksin 🦊 🦊

[gaxfest]

Okay, so, the kinks that were in the Gax Summer are:

Watersports

Dacyphilia

Consensual Non-Consent (CNC)

Feminization

Shibari

These won't be on the prompt list for the next event. But outside these you're free to send any kinks from now on until I say that the Gax Kinktober 2026 prompt is full.

As always, I can't promise all the kinks you send will be on the list but there are 93 spots so I'll try and make sure they're (or at least something similar to them is) on it.

The event will start at the 1st October, the prompt list will be released 25th August, so in a bit more than a month.

If you have any questions, feel free to send an ask. 😊

[butchfever]

lesbian boxers and lovers Ann Marie Saccurato and Angel Bovee, 2006

[coyging]

[igauff]

Tag game!

Rules: Go to pinterest and search for ‘my vibes’ + a color you like and post the 9 pics you find most aesthetic!

Thanks for the tag @cupidsports <33

Tags (no pressure) : @epistolatory @cemetery-vampire @obviously0bsessed @tormentorinchief @panlemonium +anyone who wants to!

[sinnersnote]

long.