Miss Puff

écoute ton rêve et demain; le soleil brillera toujours 💫

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LoveLink Characters and How They'd Act on Thanksgiving

Actively refuses to eat the turkey, stating it's unethical and is now going on a food strike:

Emmalynn/Angel, Franz/Ingrid, Nori

Refuses to eat the turkey but brings tofurkey instead:

Noah/Antoine/Nina, Makoa

Judges your ability to cook a turkey but won't change how you cook it:

Austin/Damien, Ryan/Daniel, Kayla/Jasmine

Shoves you out of the way to save the turkey:

Mamoru/Dider, Adam/Dominic

Gets on table naked and proclaims they're what everyone's going to be eating:

BLAKE/KENAU, Jonathan/Albert, Stefan/Oliver, Jade/Eveline

Watches football and screams at the TV:

Brett/Susan, Rory/Garrett, Sam/Michael, Gabe

Doesn't understand football but screams because everyone else is:

Ruby/Ana/Milena, Nicholas/Elizabeth, Nori, Jake/Zayn/Charlie, Min-Jae/Liam

Hates interacting with people and wishes this holiday wouldn't exist:

Vitoria/Sage/Emerson, Jamie/Seth/Julia

Loves people, says they should get together like this more often:

Min-Jae/Liam, Hugo/Marco, Ruby/Ana/Milena, Noah/Antoine/Nina, Sheng/Tomas

Asks everyone and their mother if they want to "take a walk" with them:

Wyatt/Raphael, Eve/Alice, Grace/Clementine, Alex/Calum, Makoa, Skylar/Jaden, Gabe

Drunk Uncle/Wine Aunt:

EVE/ALICE, Dr. Vile, Felicia, Jamie/Seth/Julia

Starting arguments with everyone because they need a little drama to spice this holiday up:

Skylar/Jaden, Grace/Clementine, Samantha/Aesha, DR. VILE

Offers to help do the dishes:

Austin/Damien, Jonathan/Albert, Rory/Garrett, Brett/Susan, Hugo/Marco, Rose/Dahlia

Tries to escape to go Black Friday Shopping:

Blake/Kenau, Skylar/Jaden, Franz/Ingrid, Felicia

Wants to go Black Friday Shopping but gets left behind:

Rose/Dahlia, Rory/Garrett

Thinks Christmas/Halloween is better:

Nick, Julien/William, Hazel, Cianan, Vitoria/Sage/Emerson

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it's missing my boo hours.

I literally have no desire to play LoveLink anymore unless Brett, Albert, or Blake comes back 😷

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Okay but like I feel like this has been the best interaction I've had with this game because it felt like an actual conversation. My man's got bants and I love it.

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LET ME BOINK THE ASTRONAUT 🚀🌠

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I jokingly swiped right on Antoine, knowing damn well I would never choose him over Noah - my lil' Poe Dameron lookin' boi 😙.

Anyways, I was already in the middle of talking to Noah again when I swiped on Antoine, aaaaaaaand I matched him aaaaaand my progress with Noah was reset aaaaaaaand even though I unmatched with Antoine whenever Noah pops up to talk to me so does Antoine.

So basically...

I fucked up.

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I got a new phone over the weekend, and I decided to just start over with the game because I didn't think I chose the right matches for me. But I matched with Blake again and I-

Sir-

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Just realized that Damien Jones has a Jimmy Neutron kind of hairdo and now I can't stop seeing it.

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Hey beb, do you - do you really think it's a good idea to be naked in the jungle after telling us about all the dangerous shit that happens there?

Noah used to be my favorite but jesus christ Ludia, you've made him unbearable and I hate you for it.

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BABY BOY BABY!!! 😍😍 Oh how I've missed you

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To everyone who thought their fave would come back today and they didn't come back, hop in the clown car with me. We'll have fun together, we don't need Ludia. Honk honk 🤡

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Making a Blake Bailey fic where Blake is MC's brothers roommate, and her brother tells her to stay away from him but they ended up sleeping with each other on the DL.

MC also has an older sister who's pregnant and finds out Blake and MC are together at her baby shower because MC is a horrible liar. I feel like the following conversation would ensue between Blake, MC, and MC's older sister:

[bryceslahela]

lovelink dialogues be like:

love interest: hi! my dog is coming along on our date! he’s really excited to meet you! ❤️

- yes! im really excited to meet him too! im going to give him loads of treats when i see him! ❤️ - 150 diamonds

- fuck you and your stupid dog, i’m gonna kick it and spit in your face you fucking loser 😒 - free

[olivershen]

the way Lovelink forces me to be mean and rude, I literally have to close my eyes before choosing the terrible options

[secundati]

flirting with a billionaire and prince so I can pay for Austin’s bail

[littlebirdofprey]

Lovelink: ____ will be offline for a while we'll let you know when they come back

me:

[hell-chronicles]

I love lovelink because the routes can go from

“We have to save the animal shelter” 

to “MY ROLE MODEL IS A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER”

to “I’m a vampire and my mom constantly asks me about my relationship status 😒”