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In dog years im gay

[cactus-with-boobs]

Society sucks and we have sucked it

[cactus-with-boobs]

Why is pro-black so liberal now. If you asked a black panther what being pro-black is, they’d probably start talking about socialism.

[fadedlovemp3]

30 minute yoga flow to unblock your posting chakra and release deeply buried posts

[kitkenk]

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

[annymustdie]

I love to listen to my favorite podcasts and see how there's a big difference between them

Magnus archives/protocol: terror, curiosity, revenge and manipulation

Malevolent: fear too, lost and grieve, friendship, possession and elder gods

Welcome to night valle:

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

[machinot]

Share link 10 years ago

https://Poopvideos.com/video-id/817655H

Share link now

https://poopvi.ds/video-id/817655H&user_8-65155JN&shared.at/7:39PM/palantir_tracking_id=92827652.876.99&socialsecuritynumber=827.92.7251&bloodtype:bnegative&penis_size:about_6_inches_hard_iqn76

[al-ssahan-deactivated20260425]

How it feels to like a mutual's post within 10 seconds of it being posted

[gaybichon]

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

[treecitysessions]

No the person who tweeted this made me laugh so hard the other day bc people were trying to correct them and they edited their shadow on picsart to keep the bit going

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's official!

[magnus-glitch-archive]

The TMAGP crew are back from hiatus, and thus, so am I. Thank you for your patience while I get back into the swing of things.

The Magnus Protocol Episode 51.

Celia: "Yeah." In response to Georgie's question if the reason for the call is a work emergency.

Gwen: "He's given my inquiries his full blessing." Claiming approval from MP Herbert.

Teddy: "Sorry, I didn't see you." Trying to explain away avoiding Alice.

Teddy: "I'm a bit behind at the moment." Explaining not answering Alice's messages

Teddy: "I'm good." Trying to reassure Alice.

[polutropos-puppyboy]

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.

if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

[cactus-with-boobs]

I think if I was immortal my first concern would be the existential dread of the knowledge that I will outlive my universe and I think my second concern would probably be my dental care

[cactus-with-boobs]

“To infinity and beyond” yeah well actually if you imagine a hotel-

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[cactus-with-boobs]

“You’re never alone!” George Orwell would like to have a word

[sachermorte]

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat