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@cactus-with-boobs
Intro post
Name: Hannah (Cactus “thou shall not commit adultry” boobs)
bassist
im lesbo
Pronouns: she/her
I don’t particularly like tag games. I might do them and I might not. I still love you, I’m just tired.
Fandoms: good omens, our flag means death, everything everywhere all at once, the Magnus archives, Fallout show, avatar (the last air bender),wolf 359, Celeste, Loki show, chainsaw man, wtnv, Katana Zero, Hannibal TV show, Djeeber’s fantastical adventure, and hades.
hi boobs
Wadup
ur on tumblr again???
I haven’t left, I’ve just been busier lol
hi boobs
Wadup
I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM SO FUCKING MUCH
IT HURTS MY FRIENDS SO MUCH AND I WANT TO RIP IT APART AND KILL IT
Genuinly, i am so tired of it hurting the people i love so much. it directly will contribute to the fact my partners lifespan is likely significantly reduced and that they are very disabled. it makes things worse for people. the wealth gap is so awful right now that one person has as much money as the bottom half. this system is broken on such a massive level. it is cruel and im not going to say its inhumane because its a system created by humans which automatically makes it humane in my opinion. however capitilism is cruel, vile, a waste and ethically wrong. no one knows just how bad it is though i feel sometimes. the wealth gap is insane.
I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM SO FUCKING MUCH
IT HURTS MY FRIENDS SO MUCH AND I WANT TO RIP IT APART AND KILL IT
Genuinly, i am so tired of it hurting the people i love so much. it directly will contribute to the fact my partners lifespan is likely significantly reduced and that they are very disabled. it makes things worse for people. the wealth gap is so awful right now that one person has as much money as the bottom half. this system is broken on such a massive level. it is cruel and im not going to say its inhumane because its a system created by humans which automatically makes it humane in my opinion. however capitilism is cruel, vile, a waste and ethically wrong. no one knows just how bad it is though i feel sometimes. the wealth gap is insane.
I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM SO FUCKING MUCH
IT HURTS MY FRIENDS SO MUCH AND I WANT TO RIP IT APART AND KILL IT
Genuinly, i am so tired of it hurting the people i love so much. it directly will contribute to the fact my partners lifespan is likely significantly reduced and that they are very disabled. it makes things worse for people. the wealth gap is so awful right now that one person has as much money as the bottom half. this system is broken on such a massive level. it is cruel and im not going to say its inhumane because its a system created by humans which automatically makes it humane in my opinion. however capitilism is cruel, vile, a waste and ethically wrong. no one knows just how bad it is though i feel sometimes. the wealth gap is insane.
I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM SO FUCKING MUCH
IT HURTS MY FRIENDS SO MUCH AND I WANT TO RIP IT APART AND KILL IT
I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM SO FUCKING MUCH
IT HURTS MY FRIENDS SO MUCH AND I WANT TO RIP IT APART AND KILL IT
I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM I HATE CAPITILISM SO FUCKING MUCH
actual criticisms of academia:
cost of education acting as class barrier
exploitation of graduate workers
colonialist past and present
ties to military industrial complex
danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues
criticisms of academia that get made:
those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things
I fucking hate the enemy
#thegoodguysposting
Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year
"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade
At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
@sineala
#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”
The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
actual footage of first contact makeouts
The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.
That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.
I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.
No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”
And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.
Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.
#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)
Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture
Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job
This is my favourite Star Trek post, complete with headcanons, corrections, the truth coming out of her well to shame Spock even. Seriously perfect fandom work.
The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.
The what???
The Ikea biphobia couch.
???
I don't know what to tell you man.
genuinely the best commission gimmick ive ever thought of
i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner
you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
