Gl!tched_Girly

[swordy-da-goat]

#artists

[swordy-da-goat]

Edited for all my writer friends out there

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[ladyofspoons]

i unironically can no longer properly conceive of what conventionally attractive means

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[glitchedgirly]

The audacity of the North American White Male is truly something to be studied

[glitchedgirly]

The audacity of the North American White Male is truly something to be studied

[glitchedgirly]

The audacity of the North American White Male is truly something to be studied

[glitchedgirly]

The audacity of the North American White Male is truly something to be studied

[glitchedgirly]

The audacity of the North American White Male is truly something to be studied

[violetlight]

Ah yes Google Docs

That's exactly what I was going for.

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

[cuprumbao]

you guys cooked so hard with rocktiz i love him so much

[squeebo]

Rocky and Adrian human designs!!!! I love rocktiz

[zazzedcoffee]

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Remaining time: 16994 days 20 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[theweirdwideweb]

[astronicht]

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

oh my god it’s real and it was LITERALLY called “the broom method” holy shit

[saewokhrisz]

senki se menekül

[girlrust]

translation: are u fucking kidding me