Cactus and Bonsai

Hiya!

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please dont be a bitch to me

bcs then I’ll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than u

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

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reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

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Who first posted this?

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Cinnamon Buns of Steel

So I love cinnamon rolls, like I’m pretty sure I sold my sould to that damn Pillsbury Doughboy. But let’s face it, I would end up looking like that little  white blob if I gave i every time I wanted that warm, gooey, cinnamony goodness (are you as turned on as I am?). So I came up with a solution, I made an amazing high protein cinnamon roll.

Dough • ¼ cup coconut flour • 1 scoop protein powder of your choice • ½ tsp xantham gum • ¼ tsp baking powder • 1 egg white (3 Tbsp out of the carton) • 2 tsp Stevia • 3 Tbsp water (I subbed 1 Tbsp with Torani sugarfree caramel syrup) * I also add a splash of vanilla, butter extract (my crack), and a pinch of salt.

Filling • 1 Tbsp cinnamon • 1 Tbsp Stevia • 1 Tbsp water (I used Walden Farms maple syrup instead)

Mix together the dough and roll it out to a rectangle.Being the classy broad I am I used an empty wine bottle. Make sure to lube that sucker up because that dough is damn sticky.  Mix the filling and spread that liquid cocaine over the dough evenly. Then roll it up, sprinkle a little cinnamon on top and bake it at 350 degrees for 17-20 minutes or until it is golden like Olympic medal. Top with whatever you wish! I highly suggest MuscleButter Birthday Cake Cashew Spread or Nuts n’ More Toffee Crunch peanut butter.

Macros for the whole damn roll because you know you’re not stopping yourself: 252 cals/4g fat/20g carbs/12g fiber/3g sugar/34g protein 

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wow i really wanna get crunk

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This is important

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I want a zombie

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Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.

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Tell me you fat fuckin horse

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Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

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BTS at Christian Dior Spring 2016 Couture

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This is particularly sweet because that wolf almost undoubtedly didn’t have a pack. He was lonely. And then he wasn’t lonely: he had all the weird little squished stunted-development wolves and their weird bipedal not-wolves!

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Outfit of the day #katespade #aritzia #jbrand