'fate!'

call me fate or cactus! || she/he || chronic yapper (doctow… i’m afwaid it’s tewminaw…) || have a great time of day 😼

[robertfagden]

adhd is great if you like being in the kitchen feeling like youre about to pass out bc youre lightheaded because you forgot to eat for like 24 hours

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[postergirlfornothing]

[overwroughtafterthought]

Average 911 episode is like the team arrives on the scene for a 70 car pile up caused by a suicide bomber with amnesia or something and Athena has to commit police brutality to investigate his backstory, meanwhile Chimney is repelling down the side of a cliff to extract a woman who was cut in half or whatever, and Buck and Eddie are fighting because Eddie did something that Buck perceives as abandonment and Eddie is mad that Buck is mad, but they work together anyway to save a baby that's on fire, and then Eddie gets crushed by a motorcycle and Buck saves him and is like I'm so sorry I never meant it, it's just that, you matter, so much, to me... and Eddie is like It's okay Buck, let me put my hands on your shoulders in a very straight way. And Maddie is mogging in the background and Hen has her hands in man's entire chest cavity. And then the highway blows up

[becquerel]

what if we both had the same name and were discussing the rpf status of the mayor of new york

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: July 1. Too tired. END ID]

[justshushu]

[cactushaed]

sometimes it’s far funnier to write out an emoji or a description of a reaction image / gif. like Thumbs Down Emoji has some kind of power that 👎 doesn’t

[cactushaed]

some people hear autism and think dinosaurs and trains but when you start telling them about american airlines flight eleven being fourteen minutes late at its 7:59 take-off, suddenly you’re the bad guy…

[ravipanikkarsource]

Eddie & Ravi 9-1-1, S09E07

[mythtakens]

Chimney + movie quote moments

[yourgirlinpieces4]

"attachment is the root of all suffering" and I have the get-attached-to-everything disorder

[mizumafurui]

Suspiciously trans flag colored cake I see you

[cactushaed]

i obsess over eddie diaz so often it’s like i end up within an eddie-centric town in a bubble where the citizens of my mind all appreciate and analyze him as an individual. but then the bubble pops and the library of eddiexandria burns down

[bark-barkley]

[demisexualdiaz]

Firehouse One Gay-teen + canon and headcanon sexualities