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Multi fandom headcanon blog! (She/her)

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Please read!:

Hi!! This is my Headcanon blog!

I write for a few fandoms!

I write for:

Yakuza

Fallout (Yes, I'll write for obscure characters!)

Kevin Smith movies (Hello to the three people here who like Kevin Smith movies. I've seen all 3 Clerks movies, Dogma, Mallrats, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!)

Evil Dead/Army of Darkness

Castlevania (Netflix…I have not seen Nocturne, sorry!)

Vampire Hunter D (for the title character himself)

Stardew Valley

Feel free to ask about these!

I might not be the best at writing some characters but I'll definitely try. This blog is mostly to help me improve my writing! :) Sorry if I'm ever slow to respond! I try not to give myself a really strict schedule with my ADHD and other life struggles.

I will write!:

- Headcanons

- Drabbles

- Just my thoughts or opinions

What I don't write!:

- heavy NSFW

- Entire fics (sorry!)

- Any other gross stuff really (I'll specify if asked!)

Rules:

None really! Just read what's above and go wild. Always feel free to ask questions.

REQUESTS: closed!

Masterlist coming soon if I get enough asks :D

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PLEASEEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i need shinada stuff so bad. dating hcs or any hcs PLEASE IM HUNGRY FEED ME

Shinada!!!!!!

Here are my headcanons on this cutie pie!! (´ε｀ )♡

I also am not too familiar with his character…might be a little ooc, apologies in advance (´•ω•̥`)

Hcs under the cut as usual!!

- To start…he's kind of a blanket stealer. Honest to God first thought I had about this guy! No matter how many blankets you have…he's got them all by the time you wake up…freezing to death, of course.

- Otherwise, when snuggling he sort of just flops on top of you and just…does whatever. Nuzzles, kisses…until he eventually falls asleep (it'll happen). Rubs his stubble on you…it's scratchy.

- Actually, he flops on you in any given circumstance…the guy's a total cuddle bug.

- Please, please, please…scratch his scalp. He loves it. Very vocal about it! Also partial to back rubs. Doesn't mind giving them either if you'd like.

- Needless to say, his love language is physical touch! Lots of cuddles, his arm around your waist, draping himself over you, etc.

- As a boyfriend, he's not awful (I mean, he has his bad habits), but he definitely is aware that his situation isn't exactly ideal. Validation is big for him, not just for him but for you too! Tell him you love him and he's doing great…he'll return that energy tenfold. So a secondary love language is words of affirmation!

- Favorite thing about you is your smile (or so he says…choose to believe it or not, you know how he is. Is he a sap or just covering for himself…guess we'll never know)

This has been Shinada thoughts! Truly one of the himbos of all time.

Thanks for reading! ❀‎ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ )

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saejima… saejima thoughts…

Saejima my beloved…

Here are my thoughts! I went romantic hcs with him because I want to smooch his big dumb face…

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- For starters, I think hes a pretty big fan of snuggling. But, he's heavy and runs hot. Definitely comfy in winter but you will be sweating in summer.

- More on that, he's the big spoon. Nice strong arms. However, his chest and stomach are also prime real estate for setting your head down! They make pretty good pillows…

- Not much for PDA…maybe a arm around the waist or him holding your hand, keeping you close. He's a little shy and he likes to have privacy, but he wouldn't stop you from being affectionate with him.

- Bear hugs! He's a big guy, so I imagine his hugs are pretty enveloping. Sometimes they're loose, other times tight, usually depending on his mood. He likes to hug you from behind often.

- On kissing, Saejima kisses are sweet. Pecks on the cheek or lips. Lots of nuzzling. Of course, there's more passionate kisses with him too, don't worry.

- In other aspects of the relationship, I think he's an acts of service kind of guy. Chores, cooking, fixing things…all without being asked! Might not say 'you're the best thing that's ever happened to me' all the time (even though that's probably true)…but do expect flowers on the counter or whatever snacks you like in the pantry! For him, actions speak louder than words…

- He's not always good with words, but prides himself in knowing you and what you like! He loves quietly, but deeply and completely.

This has been my Saejima thoughts!! Thank you for reading. (人´∀`)

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Hello again Clerks fandom. I have some Dante headcanons per request of my lovely friend, Atlas! They don't have a Tumblr so I hope they can appreciate these in spirit.

As usual hcs are under the cut! General and romantic hcs.

General:

- Dante has the world's worst luck. And he just deals with it. So he has to have at least some issue with anxiety. Bottles up so much of his emotions.

- Won't let you take stuff from the quick stop but he'll buy you stuff. Literally let him know of you're about to shoplift because chances are he'll probably just buy it for you.

- His room has been that messy since he graduated high school. The depression room is real y'all.

- His dog is literally his baby. If you're gonna be his friend his dog has to like you.

- Randal is not going to be the third wheel friend, nuh uh. He will make you the third wheel, sorry.

Romantic:

- Needs to be reassured a ton. He has absolutely zero self confidence so like complements are very big for him.

- PLEASE visit him at the quick stop he'll be so happy.

- Likes to sleep in a bunch of weird positions. If y'all are sleeping in the same bed (or if his bed is actually made for once) he's the little spoon.

- His love language is totally acts of service. (All the nail painting he does is definitely part of that.)

- Please give this man an actual meal he's probably living off of snacks from the quick stop and mooby's

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Hello Clerks fandom :D

I have some Randal headcanons for y'all! General and romantic because he's my problematic fav :))

it's pretty short but I think I got his character down at least a little bit!

Hcs under the cut per usual!

Gen:

- This man is such a jerk, but he genuinely rlly does care I promise!

- If you're really good friends he'll let you just take stuff from the video store he does not care.

- SHOPLIFTER. Mostly just steals gum. Gets yelled at by dante all the time. Speaking of gum he is a chronic gum chewer.

- A cat person. The cat in the quick stop is his literal child.

- Has cried during star wars. He'll never admit it, but he totally has.

Romantic:

- Is actually kinda sweet! He'll take you out to eat and stuff. Of course this is at like…cheap fast food places. But, I mean you're dating Randal Graves, it's the thought that counts.

- Gives you free food when he's working at mooby's. Tries to make you get in on the elias abuse.

- BOARDWALK DATES. Skee ball champ of the Jersey boardwalks.

- Loves pda. Is always holding your hand or resting his head on your shoulder. When y'all aren't in public this man is still all over you.

- A biter

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Deacon hcs under the cut :D

Romantic and general!

General:

- Loves playing pranks on some of the other members of the railroad (replaced the doctors rad-x with sugar bombs, tried to piggy back ride P.A.M, etc.)

- Speaking of sugar bombs, they're his favorite snack. Is constantly snacking on them. You wake up in the middle of the night, is it a yao guai going through your food?? No, it's deacon eating sugar bombs. ("Oops, I thought I was being quiet. Sorry." he was not quiet or sorry.)

- Doesn't take his shades off for anything. If he takes them off around you, he puts a certain amount of trust in you

- He's a ginger. He definitely has freckles. That's all.

Romantic:

- Takes a while for him to get used to being in a relationship, might just seem like things are the same as before you got into a relationship with him. He's definitely not going to jump into a relationship after what happened with Barbra, so just be patient with him.

- Once he is used to it, however, he is super clingy! Is really big on hand holding for some reason. In that first stage of the relationship, hand holding was a big part of moving it along.

- Likes to do that thing where you face each other while sleeping, definitely has a death grip on you.

- Loves it when you kiss along his scars, he gets all blushy about it!

- After the institute is destroyed, he'll grow his hair out. PLEASE run your hand through it. He'll melt.

Thanks for reading!!

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More headcanons!!

This time for Boone! This was super fun because I love Boone :P

I always found his character super interesting, especially because he was my first companion in New Vegas!

Anyways, here's some of my headcanons for him. Some general and some romantic :)

General:

- Can sleep almost anywhere, has used rex as a pillow before. Definitely something he got used to doing in the army.

- Manny was definitely into him at one point and boone didn't feel the same way. Part of why Manny was a little bitter about Boone and Carla.

- Will whistle along to the radio subconsciously, if you ever point it out he'll be very embarrassed.

- His hair grows in like super fast so he always needs to cut his hair, eventually just let's it grow out. He's not too sure why he even bothers with the buzz cut…

Romantic:

- Likes to cook for the both of you, mostly likes to bake though. Can make a pretty good banana yucca pie! The recipe is from his aunt. I imagine he has a pretty big family!

- He also has pretty bad nightmares. They're mostly about Bitter Springs and Carla, so be prepared for a crying Boone at 3am. He'll have a death grip on you.

- Likes having you run your hand through his hair when it's longer.

- Okay, maybe controversial here, but Boone totally loves to be held. Also likes to lay on top of his partner and rest his head on your chest. A little clingy while sleeping.

Thanks for reading :D

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Wooh! Second post! Okay, I've got some Swank hcs for y'all.

I love Swank honestly, not too sure why but I do! This is kinda short but I hope I did him justice here.

Headcanons under the cut! Most are romantic but a few are more general. :D

Okay, first of all loves to buy you clothes. Anything he thinks you'll look cute in he'll buy for you

His love language is definitely gift giving so like he'll always be giving you things, even just small things. Expect one gift a week (or more…)

Will buy you chocolate for your anniversary (and you better bet that stuff I'd expensive in the wasteland and ESPECIALLY in the mojave)

Yk how he and benny were in a gang? TATTOOS. The suit covers them up, but he totally has them.

Benny was definitely like a brother to him, an annoying brother, but a brother nonetheless. He's only…slightly disappointed in him.

If he's bored at the casino, he likes to doodle on scraps of paper. If he's crushing on/dating you, he'll draw you! Also likes to draw things like plants and some silly stuff sometimes.

Thanks for reading! :DD

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O’HANRAHAN.

Okay, my first ask from my bff @irradiated-catz 😁

Here's some headcanons about our lovely southern soldier, O'Hanrahan! I absolutely adore him so this is an awesome first ask :D

I did romantic headcanons for this guy because I think he deserves it! ❤️❤️

Headcanons under the cut!

This man is so sweet omg. Before y'all are together he's a blushing mess around you. If you choose his solution for the misfits, his crush on you will just get worse.

Big on words of affirmation! Is always telling you how much he appreciates you. Be sure to tell him the same!

Very traditional, but not in a bad way! I mean he likes to take you out on nice dates (or as nice as a soldier can afford), or buy you jewelry on your anniversary. He'll be saving up all year for it.

Loves dogs! If you have Rex with you, or any dog really, he'll be all over them! Likes to sneak them food when he shouldn't…

Was raised by farmers, so he would love a garden if you guys ever moved into a house together.

Would absolutely love to have or adopt a kid somewhere down the line. Loves the idea of a big happy family. Don't want kids? That's okay! You can totally compromise with a pet :)

I feel like he could be a pretty good cook, something his mama taught him. Makes some pretty killer soups.

I think he'd love to cuddle, definitely doesn't care if he's the big spoon or the little spoon. Likes to hold you, and likes to get held too! (He also may or may not be pretty touch starved :P)

Last one! O'Hanrahan loves to write back home! Definitely has told his family all about you, even before you guys got together. His two sisters totally teased him about his little crush on you.