Slytherin is those 3am calls were you whisper your deepest secrets into your phone to someone you trust
Slytherin is not lying, but cunningly playing with words to get the outcome you want
Slytherin is pulling the âTechnically, I didnât actually lie to youâ card when youâre found out
Slytherin is telling your friends that yes that outfit does look ugly on you, but youâll totally rock this other one
Slytherin is never paying back your friends when they buy you little things all the time, but when you do them a huge favour you claim its to pay them back for all those little things when really you just care for that person
Slytherin is that smug smirk when you give a comeback that they just cannot think of a reply for
Slytherin is calmly smiling at someone while imagining their death in multiple ways, mentally
Slytherin is thinking of a crazy solution to a dire situation and going âfuck itâ, because the situation needs to be fixed and youâll do anything to fix it
Slytherin is being aware of your flaws, but not necessarily always doing anything about it
Slytherin is that look you share with your close friend when you know theyâre lying, but youâre not going to give it away for them
Slytherin is a warm hug and rub on the back when youâre crying, because sometimes actions speak louder than words
Slytherin is remembering something you did against them years ago and using it against you years later
Slytherin is that feeling of satisfaction and victory after getting sweet, sweet revenge
Slytherin is being the wildcard, the ones other people call when they need an outsiderâs help
Slytherin is the brutal honesty you need to hear when you fucked up, but also with solutions to the problem rather than what you couldâve done
Slytherin is knowing exactly what someone else is thinking, but playing along as if you donât
Slytherin is matchmaking your friends behind the scenes and pretending to play wingman for one of them when really youâre playing wingman for both
Slytherin is long, elaborate plans you come up with beforehand but go âfuck itâ in the heat of the moment, and it turns out better than the plan wouldâve
Slytherin is improvising and making do with what youâve got
Slytherin is taking charge of a situation when you see it falling apart and taking intiative to lead
Slytherin is claiming they hate Gryffindors but actually appreciating them just as much as the other houses
Slytherin is letting someone fall asleep on your shoulder and not doing anything about it, then proceeding to tease them upon waking up
Slytherin is lying so well that you convince yourself its true
Slytherin is crying not because youâre sad or hurt but because youâre angry, and feeling vulnerable while doing so
Slytherin is that look of pure despair when you really are crying from being sad or hurt, because those things donât make you cry easily and if you are openly crying, something is terribly wrong
Slytherin is siding with your friends when you know theyâre wrong because theyâre your friends and youâd ride or die for them
Slytherin is putting up walls of fake confidence to hide your insecurities
Slytherin is hiding things not to be selfish, but selfless
Slytherin is that constant feeling or fear of time running out, and stopping within the moment to savour and appreciate it more
i should stop before i get too carried away lmao now im worried these are inaccurate
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