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very important chapter in the guide
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before dick and kisses
after dick and kisses
from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy
after dick no kisses
@brattyshanehollander
very important chapter in the guide
dick AND kisses
Who Could Love It?
First post of 2026! ✨
Had the rough sketch of this from back in September 😅🙈
Wondering if I should post all my unfinished wips from 2025 🤔 anyhoo, hope you like the finished piece!
Characters owned by @cassandraclare
Commissions Open ✨
take my body and soul
Alec has grown so much. He’s gone from hiding behind vases to avoid social interaction to hiding behind his children to avoid social interaction.
Finally! here’s the full drawing from @maleczine It was a pleasure to participate on this amazing fanzine! hope you like it! ^^-
So i. Wrote something based on these lines.
" "And Tessa, right?" Alec asked, tenderly tracing meaningless shapes on the back of his boyfriend's hand.
"No, of course i wouldn't invite Tessa. She can come by later to give us her best wishes."
Magnus's voice was half-joking and casual, but Alec took his eyes away from the beauty of Magnus's hair and stared into his eyes curiously. "Why? Hasn't she been your friend since, like, 18th century?"
"19th. But i will not invite her to my wedding. She didn't invite me to hers, and she got married twice."
"Maybe she'll invite you to her third." Alec meant it as a joke, but he regretted saying it the moment it was out of his mouth.
"I don't think there's going to be a next time for Tessa."
There was a silence. they both knew who else this statement was true about. "
The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.
It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.
Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.
Harris do his best as always
very happy sebastian true form reveal day to those who celebrate
i started drawing this an hour before the leaks dropped lmao he Heard me call his name
There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that
But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand
We saw you from across the court and we really hate your vibe.
Wanted to redraw this thingy I made for this fic a year ago :)
For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too
Anyone else remember that old post where CC goes through a list of all the TMI characters explaining how she can't kill any of them because killing Alec or Magnus would be bad gay representation, killing Maia or Magnus would be bad POC representation, killing Clary or Isabelle would be bad woman representation, killing Simon would be bad Jewish representation, and killing Jace would be boring because he's already died once.
I'm kind of obsessed with the mindset she brings to her allyship. Only kill straight white Christian men, it's why Jordan had to die.
Reread The Dark Artifices to get ready for The Last King of Faerie and somehow ended up with fresh emotional damage and a new piece of fanart. The Blackthorns remain undefeated. ✨🖤* also on a personal note I recently got hired for my first full time teaching position! If you would like to help a nerdy broke teacher out here is me shamelessly plugging that my Amazon wishlist is in my bio- k thanks 😘
The Shadowhunter Chronicles
the ultimate chronological (re)reading order
As I promised earlier to @iamnotaware, here is the chronological order we put together with one of my dear friends. It's strictly experimental and only recommended for rereaders if they wish to be a little bit more... adventurous.
Here you go:
The Bane Chronicles: What Happened in Peru? (1791-1962)
The Bane Chronicles: The Runaway Queen (1791)
The Bane Chronicles: Vampire, Scones, and Edmund Herondale (1857)
The Infernal Devices (1878):
Clockwork Angel
Clockwork Prince
Clockwork Princess
Better in Black: The Good Storm (1879)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: Cast Long Shadows (1901)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: Every Exquisite Thing (1901)
The Penultimate Hours (1889-1901)
The Bane Chronicles: The Midnight Heir (1903)
The Last Hours (1903-1904):
Chain of Gold
The Letter Game
Chain of Iron
Chain of Thorns
Better in Black: The Beautiful Ajatara (1905)
Better in Black: Zachary’s Day Out (1905)
A Sea Change (1905)
Better in Black: A Surfeit of Annas (1905)
The Bane Chronicles: The Rise of the Hotel Dumort (1929)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: Learn About Loss (1936)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: A Deeper Love (1940)
The Bane Chronicles: Saving Raphael Santiago (1953)
The Bane Chronicles: The Fall of the Hotel Dumort (1977)
The Bane Chronicles: The Last Stand of the New York Intitute (1989)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: The Wicked Ones (1989)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: Son of the Dawn (2000)
The Mortal Intruments (2007-2008):
City of Bones
The Bane Chronicles: The Course of True Love (and First Dates)
Better in Black: Who The Wolf Loves
City of Ashes
The Bane Chronicles: What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything (And Who You’re Not Officially Dating Anyway)
City of Glass
The Eldest Curses: The Red Scrolls of Magic
City of Fallen Angels
City of Lost Souls
The Bane Chronicles: The Voicemail of Magnus Bane
City of Heavenly Fire
Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy (2008-2010)
The Eldest Curses: The Lost Book of the White (2010)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: The Land I Lost (2012)
The Dark Artifices (2012):
Lady Midnight
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: Through Blood, Through Fire
Better in Black: City of Broken Hearts
Lord of Shadows
Queen of Air and Darkness
We Jace You a Clary Christmas (2007-2012)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: The Lost World (2013)
Ghosts of the Shadow Market: Forever Fallen (2013)
Secrets of Blackthorn Hall (2014)
Better in Black: The Time of Two (2015)
Better in Black: Bred in the Bone (2015)
Better in Black: The Judgement of King Kieran
Better in Black: Too Wise to Love
The Wicked Powers (2016)
The Last King of Faerie (Fall)
The Last Prince of Hell
The Eldest Curses: The Black Volume of the Dead
The Last Shadowhunter